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Dextrosity

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Boston living. CT native. GW alumnus. I’d rather be traveling.

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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 2h
Also: many of those same pundits think they are "data-driven" because they survey voters and conduct focus groups. That's so damn quaint. Trump's wealthiest allies purchased all the largest social media platforms+all the largest mainstream media outlets. Focus groups CANNOT measure those effects.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 17h
Suncor v. Boulder is gonna end in a 4-1-3 decision where Roberts (with Thomas, Kavanaugh, and Barrett) holds that no business can ever be sued, the liberals of course dissent pointing out that this is simple tort law, and Gorsuch concurs but suggests that *maybe* a native tribe could have standing.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 17h
Get yourself a pope who can enforce both:
Pope Leo holds a baseball bat while taking questions on an airplane.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 17h
“Grain of salt because it’s Tesla…” - @kairyssdal.bsky.social with the understatement of the week, even though it’s only Monday.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 17h
I dunno; pretty sure you need to take the view from nowhere and not have an opinion even on this.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With my life.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
May I see it?
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s an entire Ph.D.-level thesis in gender studies that could be made out of this picture alone.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! (Simpsons)
Alt: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse! (Simpsons - where Milhouse is standing in ankle deep water, but he’s wearing flood pants so it’s okay.)
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moves like Jagger…
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He brings great honor to the family!
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is…is that legal?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hope all rape apologists on this site get the hate they deserve 🫡
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This, but in addition @crayoncolours.bsky.social & @courtneybonneau.bsky.social are two of my absolute best friends in actual touch-grass real life even though I met them on the hellhole that is Twitter.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inshallah.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Y'know how the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016 knocked us into the darkest timeline with Trump winning? Calling it now: if the White Sox win the World Series this year, the AI bubble immediately pops. #ChicagoPope
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
By gawd…that’s Andy Reid’s music!
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do you hate waffles?
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Baker: “Have you ever watched the movie ‘Mean Girls?’” Paul Hollywood: “No.”
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From what I’ve heard about the man, I’m kinda surprised you made a courtroom sketch before he did.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What sort of loser DNC consultant shit is this?
Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $1 to Sherrod Brown's campaign
today?
brown4oh.com/1/9npQvl
End2End
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While I understand the sentiment, those are people who shouldn’t be allowed within 100 yards of each other lest we get cross-pollenization of really terrible ideas.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning only to the woman grooving to Keytar Bear while crossing the street.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yessssss, validation through anxiety!
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here.
New York Times homepage link reading: 
FRANK BRUNI AND BRET STEPHENS:
Behold the Paragons of Rank Incompetence
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chat, is it good strategy to piss off a federal judge?
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WTF does “only a Hispanic could survive that fall” even mean? Are MAGA voters upset that they’re not even getting good racism from grandpa any more?
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“USC vs. Rutgers at 3:30 on CBS is just not a game that has any drawing power. Most Big Ten fans are still questioning why either team is in the Big Ten.”
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was it an electoral strategy or a “get all the closeted gays in the crowd at the ‘convention’ turned on” strategy?
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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Superintendent: SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S
A MEMO THAT MAKES CLEAR IT IS LAWFUL FOR YOU TO JUST KILL PEOPLE IF YOU THINK THERE ARE DRUGS ON THE SAME BOAT?

Principal Skinner: yes

superintendent: May I see it?

Principal: no
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wharton’s undergrad programs should lose accreditation over having given Trump a degree in economics.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@faineg.com pretty sure this is peak dad (gender-neutral) behavior: www.theverge.com/report/10021...
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Potato by air
Millennial potato subsidy
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you write for Semafor, probably.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just 131 days until pitchers & catchers report…
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m still not joining Mastadon.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fact that he won them twice means he’s right.
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will not make you look like a runway model or a GQ photo shoot or a smiling fellow playing in leaves in the J. Crew catalog. This will make you look like Steve Bannon.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s really hard going through life with two first names!
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CAT or BIRD???? 😁
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least it didn’t give you Cornyn’s desiccated brisket?
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Famously straightforward cell phone plan pricing. 🙄
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Even @jonostrower.com gonna say “aviation angle???”
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Hillary Clinton's Iconic Shrug
Alt: Hillary Clinton's Iconic Shrug
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If only it didn’t require moving to CLT.
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta get him down to Nantucket for some heavy-duty historical branch managing: www.npr.org/2026/09/27/n...
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Nantucket shipwreck uncovered by Nor'easter
The local newspaper in Nantucket got a tip: 'I found what I believe to be a shipwreck uncovered by the storm.'
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone demanding Senator Schmidtt apologize to Jack Smith are again setting the bar too low. They should be demanding his resignation from the Judiciary Committe. He's unfit to serve Pound the table. Make some noise. Turn this into a multi-day story
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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uggghhhhhhhhhhhh
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