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historian (holocaust/axis war crimes/modern romania), author, auburn and central michigan alumnus, cat dad, occasional xs and os blogger, weather weenie, birder, mediocre golfer. more of a "well, actually" doctor. "like playing golf with an encyclopedia"

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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 20h
this is also my answer just by virtue of watching it every year at christmas (and because it's great)
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You haven't lived until you've heard Ian Eagle say "shawty got low with her apple-bottom jeans."
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#CJK5H
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same buddy, same
Coal, a black cat, lies lethargically on the couch with one paw dangling off
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
81 got his ass whipped in pass protection twice and dropped a wide open pass, no way he should be the starting TE going forward after this week (using his number because I literally don't know his name, love 2026 college football)
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we really need a pitch clock for reviews. if you can't make a call without zaprudering it for two minutes it's not conclusive and we need to move on.
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did we let gus call that play?
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
where was that for the first three quarters man
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
three coaching changes and six years on and the team is still bad in the exact same ways for the exact same reasons
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that would require an opposition party with the balls to call a spade a spade and stand up for their consituents' rights instead of cowering in fear and conceding to the opponent's hateful framing on the issue
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
do I dare dream of a stop and another score for the #middleeight?
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this playcalling is going to turn me into the joker
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
our offense is just unwatchably bad.
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am begging these guys to throw the ball downfield just once outside of third and long
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol michigan
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you for incredibly nothing, moo state
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm pretty sure that kick was good?
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'
Alt: Shaq's Apology: 'I Wasn't Really Familiar'
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
chip kelly is really out here running the wing-T lol
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Please, for the love of God, can the media stop calling random cranks who write fan fiction about their personal heroes in the past "historians."
Geoff Shepard, a former Nixon aide turned Watergate historian and revisionist, recently gave a two-hour presentation at Justice Department headquarters that laid out his theory that the deep state took Nixon down. The title of his 78-page slide deck: “Watergate As Lawfare.”
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
college football is just cooked at this point I think. they're ripping out the copper wiring to make a quick buck in the short term like everyone else who's in charge of anything in this country.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
26 September 1920 | Ivan Bukharin was born. A Soviet army soldier. In #Auschwitz from October 1941. No. R-1546 (Soviet prisoner of war) He perished in the camp on 22 December 1941.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmmm we may have assembled the cat kit incorrectly
Coal, a black cat, lies on his back on the footrest of a beige couch
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am…the most interesting cat in the world
Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, sits with his leg over the side of the perch of a cat tree
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m not kidding when I say that bullying republicans for being nerds who don’t know ball is a viable strategy for the democrats.
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Totally butchered the layout at East Potomac too.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Michael E. Carter @deckofcarterhist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes I look around and go "How the hell were fascists able to walk through the front door after trying to overthrow the government?" but other times I see stupid ass things like this and understand that a lot of people made sure the door was propped wide open.
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this was our secondary fight song in high school and I could still play this trumpet part in my sleep
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Badger Badger Badger Mushroom!
Alt: Badger Badger Badger Mushroom!
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
south carolina's pass defense seems to be more of a theoretical concept than a real thiing
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is your scheduled daily "fire john cohen into the sun" post
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IOWA
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iowa two minute drill time (lol)
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iowa should've just gone for that
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Concerned about the consequences of exposing my son to Iowa
Steele, a gray tuxedo cat, sits on a table and watches a football game
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PUNT VANDY PUNT
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh my god run the damn ball
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought vanderbilt was supposed to be smart
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
once we get one first down we're unstoppable, it's just that getting a first down is a herculean task.
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah I think we're gonna be paying another buyout in 2-3 years. good thing the coach cohen whiffed on didn't instantly turn his new program around or anything.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
congratulations to the green bay packers on being awarded honorary membership to the nfc south
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NBA @nba.com · 25/09/2026
The NBA family mourns the passing of Naismith Hall of Famer Bob Pettit, a two-time NBA MVP and a member of all four NBA Anniversary Teams.  He raised the bar for excellence as the league’s first MVP, first 20,000-point scorer and first four-time All-Star Game MVP.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Everything is Bad @everythingisbad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The famous photo of stalin with his executed companion edited out, but Natalie Harp has edited herself IN
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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How is he even a real animal
Steele, a gray tuxedo cat with a white mustache, lies on his side on a black desk with his head upside down and his canine teeth visible Close up
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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