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Karl-Franz

@karlfranz.bsky.social
11K followers 8.8K following 6K posts

PhD Biomechanical Engineering and Space Science. Atheist who loves snark, sarcasm, wit and cute animals. #FDJT #SingularityIsNear #VoteBlue Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸

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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 4h
Epic
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
… and here we have it, folks: an early preview of the Cold Open for this week’s SNL.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#jokesters Funny how the mind takes you in a different direction than what the eyes show you.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Found on the dead bird site. #jokesters
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Donna Stern @dvsmemphis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#momsky#sheshed
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Timeline cleanse.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So true #jokesters
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Squeeee! That tiny little hat. 😭
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Awww. 🙁🙁 #jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think he had a really painful fart.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wheeee! Part 1
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think @darrigomelanie.bsky.social said everything that needs to be said.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Timeline cleanse
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤭🤭 #jokesters
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🤭🤭🤭
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#jokesters
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you feel stressed, this video will calm your nerves.
youtu.be
How My Rescue Puppy Became So Close to My Terrified Rescue Kitten So Fast! Just 2 Weeks!
YouTube video by Cat Dog Diary
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah … NO!
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s he dead yet? If not, then …
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THE PLAN: Piggy tells his own folks to “cheat like hell” so he can have “evidence of voter fraud” in his attempt to invalidate results he doesn’t like.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
See, guys? I told you he was dead.
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#jokesters
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT Someone Cares
*Not Me, But Someone
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What happens to gas pumps if prices go over $10US ?
Al Overview
Gas pump displays may fail to show prices over $10.00 per gallon directly if they were built with mechanical or older three-digit limit registers. ®
Pump Display Limitations
• Three-Digit Limits: Many older electronic or mechanical pumps are configured to display a maximum price of $9.99 per gallon. ®
• Half-Gallon Pricing: Stations can reconfigure or program modern pumps to charge and display the price per half-gallon instead, cutting the displayed price in half. © YouTube • This Week Wi... +2
• Digital Updates: Newer digital pumps only require a software update or an added display digit to accommodate double-digit pricing per gallon. ®
Payment and Pre-Authorization Issues
• Hold Limits: Credit and debit card processors use pre-authorization limits (often capped around $100 to $175).
• Declined Cards: Filling a standard large fuel tank at $10+ a gallon easily exceeds $200 total, which may cause pumps to cut off early or decline cards with low balance limits unless processing caps are raised. Bank of St. Francisville +2
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Where are all the video clips of Faux News folks apologizing for lying about the cause of the damage to the reflecting pool? The algorithm must be accidentally skipping those for me.
static.klipy.com
South Park Fox News
ALT: South Park Fox News
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anybody else remember this episode?
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good thing Hassett didn't become a veterinarian. Could you imagine that being the face to let you know that your pet has cancer?
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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Karl-Franz @karlfranz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#jokesters #Xavier
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