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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 6h

Certainly no other judges we acknowledge:

Judge Frank Caprio, wearing a black judicial robe and holding a comically oversized gavel.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Get yourself a pope who can enforce both:

Pope Leo holds a baseball bat while taking questions on an airplane.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What sort of loser DNC consultant shit is this?

Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $1 to Sherrod Brown's campaign
today?
brown4oh.com/1/9npQvl
End2End

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me, in France, stumbling through UN/une/le/la:

dril tweet - "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Talarico’s campaign picked a bad night to e-mail me to ask for a donation:

No way I’m donating to someone who throws trans kids under the Fox News bad faith Republican argument bus. Get bent.

On Sep 9, 2026, at 7:58 PM, James Talarico <campaign@e.jamestalarico.com> wrote:

In just a few hours, Donald Trump will take the stage at the Republican midterm convention in Texas.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Now corrected. The guy in front of us answered this trivia question as “TRUE.” 🤦‍♂️

True or False? “Boston’s famous nickname is ‘Beeftown.’”

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

In which Tyler Austin Harper (inadvertently?) gives away the whole game - just like anything “censorship” related, there’s a big difference between when a government does it and when a private organization chooses to do it to itself.

I told her that I saw Bates's new scheme as simply the liberal mirror image of what was already happening in places like Florida, where the state government was policing curricula to advance a racist, homophobic agenda. "I'm not willing to support violating intellectual freedom in higher education just because it happens to be my team that's doing it," I wrote.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

As a Catholic, I know who I’m calling to counter the airplane evangelicals:

Pope Leo holding a baseball bat on an airplane.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Columbo, a detective played by Peter Falk, leans against a casket, wearing a loosened tie and trademark tan trench coat, and puffing on a cigar.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The REF ON THE FIELD called that a FOUL!???????

96'
GGGOOOAAAALLL....NO! WILLIAMS' GOAL IS RULED OUT! Spain think they have taken the lead in this World Cup final! Yamal's attempt to touch the ball finds its way to Merino who shrugs off the challenge of Otamendi before seeing his shot blocked by Martinez!
Williams gobbles up the loose ball, but the referee rules the goal out for a foul on Otamendi by Merino! VAR are checking it, of course, but it looks like the decision will stand. A HUGE let off for Argentina!

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

In the *least* surprising news of the week, Pete Hegseth’s current church used to be a liquor store. (h/t @musicologyduck.bsky.social, whose feed you should check out for pictures from today.)

A boarded up two story brick building with a sign out front saying “LIQUOR.” Next door is a green awning with “Hunan Dynasty” written on it in English under Chinese characters I assume say the same thing.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Amazing find in Dorchester this morning & yet another argument for FIFA to award 3rd place to Cabo Verde. (Not pictured: the Vozinha bumper sticker also on the back window.)

Zoomed in shot of the back window of a Honda minivan. There’s an ~12x12 inch printed sticker. The top reads “GAME
DAY: CABO VERDE vs. SPAIN.” In the middle are the two country’s flags with a blue shark somehow handling a soccer ball through waves in the middle. Beneath that is the “Blue Sharks” moniker, then a listing of the 0-0 score. The bottom lists Atlanta, the date of the game, and “FIFA World Cup 2026.”

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Our big lovable Norwegian oaf still out there even after yesterday’s disappointment:

Haaland in a watch ad on a kiosk in a downtown street.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I don’t have children, and it’s not Fathers Day, but I finally did the most dad thing since buying this house and power washed the back deck.

Wood planked decking. The close side is grimy, dull, and somewhat gray. The far side is a rich colored wood.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My best friends are at the France-Paraguay match.

Text messages reading:

Today 6:37 PM
Pausa de hidratación!
Give my godkids fluids.

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Okay, now that my heart has recovered from soccer:

“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”

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Dextrosity @dextrosity.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

CJ Roberts: “I wrote 62 pages over two opinions, pretended that two similar cases were somehow different, and couched undoing stare decisis in flowery legal language and this guy just tweets it out!”