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Oscar Wilde The Grouch

@deviatehulk.bsky.social
202 followers 251 following 669 posts

Barfly, gadfly, raconteur and roustabout. the World has become altogether too wide for mere Patriotism, which, after all, now is only the virtue of small minds. SCRAM!

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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/01/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff "But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Am I doing anything special for my birthday, you ask? Oh, you better believe it.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Yes.
Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds captioned "shoot that guy."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Email from JC Penney: "We are all destined for the coffin. Everything turns to dust and ash. 65% Off All Housewares!"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I'll admit, I pulled up bsky because Twitter is down. But I forgot how much I missed so many of my pals that aren't on there anymore. Hi, pals! ❤️
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The Doom Space Marine in Hell screaming "WHERE IS RONALD REAGAN"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy birthday, you absolute king. I don't know if there's anything after, but I hope you've felt how much we love you. #davidlynch
A black and white photo portrait of David Lynch.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just gonna keep posting "I'm back" memes for a couple weeks until I have zero followers.
Stringer Bell
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ok. I'm back.
Test pattern reading "please stand by."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Homer Simpson talking to Bart, but the actual quote is replaced by the Antonio Gramsci quote "the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters."
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 29/12/2023
i watched a video yesterday of a woman in gaza screaming and crying that she and everyone she knows hates hamas with all their might but are completely powerless to stop them and that their children shouldn't have had to die because they didn't have the ability to fight off their warlords.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Tell me how you are going to tackle your challenges today using an image from a movie.
Darth Vader without his helmet, showing the breathing apparatus around his mouth. It is captioned (Sad Harmonica Solo)
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 13/11/2023
Liberals, I’m begging you (as a former liberal who thought that was the only correct political position). Realize that this entire shitty system we all inherited has to be completely rebooted from scratch before it’s too fucking late. The only way to save ourselves is to save each other. 💜
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 10/11/2023
Time again for my favorite rhyme! No matter Team Red or Team Blue, they all work for the same people, and it’s NEVER me and you.
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Air Bud, they call him. I knew him back when he was just called "Bud," and no one believed he could do it! No one believed he could. But he did it, he played basketball, and now he's Air Bud, it's incredible. The refs who said a dog can't play were very unfair, but now he's Air Bud, we love Air Bud
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
as fascism rises in this country and institutional stability wanes, it’s important for Congress to spend an entire day being racist toward one lady
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
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Sheera Frenkel @sheeraf.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
The saddest conversations I’ve had this week are with Palestinian and Israelis who see each others pain, and feel helpless to stop the cycle of violence they are in. They sound so defeated.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/10/2023
this is a genocidal war crime stop this fucking madness
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
Worm in Richard Scarry Apple car
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 01/10/2023
Me in September / me in October
Tim Heidecker as a doctor saying “Hey, next time you go to Aqua, can I come?”Tim Heidecker as a doctor saying “I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua”
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Dr. Hesse Daria⚡[bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 29/09/2023
doctor: are you in any pain? me: existential horror, constantly doctor: i don't have a box for that me: oh, well, my ankle kinda hurts from work doctor: you're 31 so that's pretty normal maybe stay off it for a few days me: if i don't work i'll starve doctor: $125 please
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2023
this is a great opportunity to put a forward thinking, fresh-faced and vibrant 75 year old in the senate
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2023
"if enough people follow you it means you're more likely to find that one person that's a raw nerve and won't do anything about it, so it's your responsibility to think about every possible corner case before you post a joke about Commander Data." get a fuckin' grip. grow up.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
BREAKING: In a major win for labor, the NLRB just denied Disney’s attempt to narrow the number of VFX workers eligible to unionize. Production coordinators, managers, and supervisors are all eligible to join IATSE in the upcoming election ordered by the NLRB.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better
Levar Burton and Kermit the Frog on Reading Rainbow. The original book that was in the frame has been replaced with Capital by Karl Marx.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 21/09/2023
Mr. Progresso: it’s not fair Mrs. Progresso: no honey it’s not fair Mr. Progresso: we make BETTER soup Mrs. Progresso: you absolutely do Mr. Progresso: our cans are so much bigger! Mrs. Progresso: SO much bigger, babe Mr. Progresso: fucking Andy Warhol Mrs. Progresso: I know honey, I know
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
I would hurl myself into the sea.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Welcome to bluesky.
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
whenever I follow an old twitter mutual on here it feels like we are locking eyes over a refugee campfire
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Amazing work everybody, keep it up!!
Fox: Police shortages reported nationwide amid record-low morale and recruitment
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
New users turning up for their first day of posting
Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons screaming "PERVERT!"
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TiggyStardust🔜✈️MFF @tiggystardust.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Based Bill Burr.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
No one tell me who corn dad is.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
the vince mcmahon meme of escalating reactions. he’s mildly impressed by “wolverine calls you bub,” he’s definitely into “rogue calls you sugah.” he’s close to losing it at “nightcrawler calls you mein freund.” and at the galaxy brain freak out one it says “magneto removes your visor.” because he looks like scott summers without the visor! i made this meme a year or so ago and it’s probably the most viral thing i’ve ever done.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 14/09/2023
Because it’s during a fucking strike, and she’s a huge disappointment maybe?
Opinion screenshot from an Apple of drew Barrymore on her talk show set desk holding up a peace sign and the article says Why people are so disappointed by the return of Drew Barrymore’s talk show. Read now in msnbc. End of alt text. 

I am v stoned and waving hi to g-spot now just fyi
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
HOOK THIS SHIT RIGHT TO MY VEINS
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about. Every day of my life.
A tweet from @jawbroken reading "November 5,2010 I hate the Muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, I hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Good morning, friendos! Here is my favorite 9/11 meme in honor of the occasion.
A split image, the top captioned "the W in 'wrestle'" with SpongeBob hiding in the shadows from Squidward and the bottom captioned "the W in 9/11" with a muscular SpongeBob screaming and about to attack Squidward.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Reskeet with 4 perfect movies 🎥
Doctor Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bombJapanese poster for Gojira 1954John Carpenter's The ThingLaura Palmer version of the poster for Twin Peaks: The Return. And yes, it's a movie, dang it.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Advertise your account with just an image
Comic panel of a cartoon dog saying "it's going to get weird. I'm going to make this weird."
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
A picture of several sheep in a field with superimposed text saying "hello we have come to make sure you are indulging in weird and wonderful things today"
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Ruth’s Chris Haunted House @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Reskeet with a pic you haven’t found a use for
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
A screenshot from IG user infamous-jamie reading "I've got 99 problems and all of them are fucking luftballoons" in all caps.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
"hey keanu can you do a british accent?" "no?" "PERFECT"
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