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Oscar Wilde The Grouch

@deviatehulk.bsky.social
202 followers 251 following 669 posts

Barfly, gadfly, raconteur and roustabout. the World has become altogether too wide for mere Patriotism, which, after all, now is only the virtue of small minds. SCRAM!

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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Am I doing anything special for my birthday, you ask? Oh, you better believe it.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Yes.
Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds captioned "shoot that guy."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The Doom Space Marine in Hell screaming "WHERE IS RONALD REAGAN"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy birthday, you absolute king. I don't know if there's anything after, but I hope you've felt how much we love you. #davidlynch
A black and white photo portrait of David Lynch.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just gonna keep posting "I'm back" memes for a couple weeks until I have zero followers.
Stringer Bell
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ok. I'm back.
Test pattern reading "please stand by."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Homer Simpson talking to Bart, but the actual quote is replaced by the Antonio Gramsci quote "the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Tell me how you are going to tackle your challenges today using an image from a movie.
Darth Vader without his helmet, showing the breathing apparatus around his mouth. It is captioned (Sad Harmonica Solo)
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Man, a ton of politicians I used to admire are just showing their entire asses over this thing. It's good, in the end, since it reinforces this very correct insight from Kylie Brakeman I have to remind myself to keep in mind every time I feel hopeful about electoral politics.
Tweet from Kiley Brakeman reading $politicians are not your friend, they're the people you're supposed to throw tomatoes at until they add a train stop near the baguette store you like"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Mine is similar.
A screenshot showing that "psychic" John Edward blocked me for calling him a grifter on Twitter.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Peggy Hill looking smug.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Disco Stu with Krusty the Clown's face, pointing at a picture of Worker and Parasite. What the hoch hech was that?!
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
Reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better
Levar Burton and Kermit the Frog on Reading Rainbow. The original book that was in the frame has been replaced with Capital by Karl Marx.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Hell yeah Baby Billy!
Bill from King of the Hill shirtless and screaming in front of an American flag with closed captions reading (inarticulate yelling).
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Mobile infantry soldier from Starship Troopers saying "I'm doing my part!"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Nice.
Wikipedia entry showing that Erasmus died aged 69. Nice.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
New users turning up for their first day of posting
Helen Lovejoy from the Simpsons screaming "PERVERT!"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Baby Billy from The Righteous Gemstones saying "Go outside, nerd!"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Listen, I hear you. Let me just say
A still frame of The Doctor from Star Trek Voyager paused so it looks like he's making a jerk-off motion with his hand. The caption reads: [dismissive masturbatory gesture]
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
One of the dumbest jokes that makes me laugh is in the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. At one point, Kimmy says "golly gee willikers!" and an old man turns around
An old man saying "Yes? I'm Golliath Gary Willikers."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT!
A toddler holding a gun looking sad in one frame, dropping the gun and crying in the next.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about. Every day of my life.
A tweet from @jawbroken reading "November 5,2010 I hate the Muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, I hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Good morning, friendos! Here is my favorite 9/11 meme in honor of the occasion.
A split image, the top captioned "the W in 'wrestle'" with SpongeBob hiding in the shadows from Squidward and the bottom captioned "the W in 9/11" with a muscular SpongeBob screaming and about to attack Squidward.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Reskeet with 4 perfect movies 🎥
Doctor Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bombJapanese poster for Gojira 1954John Carpenter's The ThingLaura Palmer version of the poster for Twin Peaks: The Return. And yes, it's a movie, dang it.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Advertise your account with just an image
Comic panel of a cartoon dog saying "it's going to get weird. I'm going to make this weird."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
A screenshot from IG user infamous-jamie reading "I've got 99 problems and all of them are fucking luftballoons" in all caps.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
John Hittler:
Still frame from the movie Office Space with the character Michael Bolton saying "No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Hell yeah, Baby Billy!
Bert from Sesame Street under a banner reading "National Association of W Lovers."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
An Evil Kermit the Frog in a black hood saying "do it" to a scared looking Good Kermit.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Reskeet with your current mood
A Minion blowing a raspberry captioned "do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy -- no selfies
Dale Cooper's doppelganger from the final episode of season 2 of Twin Peaks after smashing his head into the bathroom mirror side by side with a picture of Dale Cooper as Dougie Jones from Twin Peaks the Return. The former is captioned "being a silly little goofball" and the latter "hitting the limit and going non-verbal."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Not bad. Has a Hawaiian Punch vibe.
A can of Voodoo Ranger Fruit Force IPA
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Godzilla, with a sour look on his face under a news banner reading "LIVE GODZILLA REACTION"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Logging on
Moon Knight throwing a bunch of knives/weapons with a word balloon reading "RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Repost with a favorite meme you've made
Greg from Over the Garden Wall tagged as "me" hugging Jason Funderberker the frog tagged as "the works of David Lynch."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Hell yeah.
Colm Meaney as Miles O'Brien in Star Trek saying "he was more than a hero. He was a union man."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Greg from Over the Garden Wall hugging Jason Funderberker the frog, labeled "the works of David Lynch."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
How your email finds me
Moe from the Simpsons with his head in an oven, a sign reading "no funeral" taped to his back.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
How long you got?
A young figure labeled "Me" holding a tuba labeled "Capitalism fucking did this," covering the entire head of another figure standing against a wall labeled "everyone I have ever met."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Repost with your mental state
Late- in-life picture of Orson Welles looking nonplussed (the correct definition).
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Logging on
Three panel image of a penguin from Club Penguin (?), sitting in front of a computer with captions reading: 
1. nine one one, what is your emergency? 2.what do you mean you're being murdered?
 3. That's illegal. People can't do that.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Bert from Sesame Street under a banner reading "National Association of W Lovers"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Can confirm. I'm just a touch on the wrong side of 40 and this is me most days. I also wish to buy a boat.
A comic panel with a simple figure performing various tasks. They are captioned as follows, in order: Shop for a new tie. Make macaroni. Do cardio. Don't let the existential dread set in. Don't let it set in (the figure is visibly sweating in this panel). Vacuum the rug.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Mowed my yard in 100 degree heat. Now, I'm about to eat tacos and drink a large beer
David Lynch on a plane, wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of wine. The caption reads "Here's to feeling good all the time."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Homer Simpson saying "hmm, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Grover from Sesame Street on a bicycle, waving, with stylized text reading "if I don't turn it into a joke, it will destroy me"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Welcome to my Mojo Dojo Casa House.
The cabin from Evil Dead (1981) with Sam Raimi's famous 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88 in the foreground.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Gm fellow workers! It's Time Theft Tuesday, so make sure you poop on the clock.
Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia with an edited caption that reads "well, first of all, the value of all things is created by labor, so jot that down."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Reskeet with a banger pic of your dog
My dogs, a red Boston terrier and a black pitbull/chihuahua mix, hanging out on the couch.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
The Twitter app on my phone changed to X in the night like some kind of reverse Santa Claus where he takes away things you like.
Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, screaming.
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