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Oscar Wilde The Grouch

@deviatehulk.bsky.social
202 followers 251 following 669 posts

Barfly, gadfly, raconteur and roustabout. the World has become altogether too wide for mere Patriotism, which, after all, now is only the virtue of small minds. SCRAM!

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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
That's why I'm here!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/01/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff "But what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I come from Boston and live in Houston, the two worst cities to drive in. I feel like I could make a millionaire weep.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Oh man, that was so satisfying to watch.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Love to you today. Safe travels, sweet pup. If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Congrats, Bill! And you look fantastic to boot.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
It me.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
*sobbing* Go Pats.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Agreed, but the trouble is that we hardly know who he is or what he means.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I used to only smoke when I went back home to visit because my mom still smokes like a chimney and the same thing happened. Sounded like Tom Waits gargling asphalt all week.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Holy shit, this place is amazing. You're entering your hobbit era.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I'll take Buck and Otto's opinion over 30 Helens any day.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
God bless thst bartender.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
There is no exquisite sin greater than the 8am Large Airport Beer. God looks the other way in Terminal C.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Black Whiskey. Yeah, I'm down to shoot some red lasers and blue lasers.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Black Whiskey. You son of a bitch, I'm in.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
He's still over on Facebook.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
45 mins. before usually does the trick for me anytime I have something painful to deal with. Also, I'm back on here I guess. Good to see you, homie!
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Same. I studied in the UK for awhile 20 some years ago while doing my masters and Manchester was absolutely my favorite place. A pal took me to my first proper soccer match and I've been a Man U supporter ever since.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Always good to see you, Chinch. Glad to hear you're living the hell out of life, even if sometimes that sucks. Give Rufus a beer from me. And safe travels, sweet Phoebe. If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Am I doing anything special for my birthday, you ask? Oh, you better believe it.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie says my man
Alt: Denzel Washington in a suit and tie says "my man"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Yes.
Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds captioned "shoot that guy."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Saw a screening of the 4k remaster of this a couple years back. Had never seen it on the big screen prior to that. Still haunts me.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
At least we still have Michael's.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Made a damn fine cup of coffee. Hanging out with the dogs. Gonna mow the lawn and drink a Big Beer later. Determined to have me a good day.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Email from JC Penney: "We are all destined for the coffin. Everything turns to dust and ash. 65% Off All Housewares!"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
What's up, buddy?!
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I'll admit, I pulled up bsky because Twitter is down. But I forgot how much I missed so many of my pals that aren't on there anymore. Hi, pals! ❤️
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
The Doom Space Marine in Hell screaming "WHERE IS RONALD REAGAN"
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
❤️. Been going through it lately. But there's still so many beautiful things in this great, wide world. Finally starting to notice them again.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Alright, I'm coming over for supper. Side note: I haven't been On Here in a minute. It's good to see you again.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Hell yeah. Can she adopt me?
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy birthday, you absolute king. I don't know if there's anything after, but I hope you've felt how much we love you. #davidlynch
A black and white photo portrait of David Lynch.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
When there's a very real dude to get mad at RIGHT THERE.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
So sorry for your loss, Mark. And so grateful for all he gave us and for the work you gave us together. We all loved him. I cannot express the profound effect David has had on me. It feels like I lost a friend. But you DID lose a friend. My thoughts are with you and all his friends and family.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It sure does!
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Correct.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Happy birthday, Mark! Thanks for everything.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
"I loved you in Wall Street!" gets me every time. Love that Martin Sheen is up for being a little silly.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Just had a cortisol shot yesterday and switched to high-dose ibuprofen. Man, I tell ya.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
All over bluesky.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I told him that thing with the potatoes was a good bit and he blocked me.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Just gonna keep posting "I'm back" memes for a couple weeks until I have zero followers.
Stringer Bell
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Ok. I'm back.
Test pattern reading "please stand by."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
He's like when a red panda makes myself look big to predators. But if the red panda was orange and racist.
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Homer Simpson talking to Bart, but the actual quote is replaced by the Antonio Gramsci quote "the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters."
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Oscar Wilde The Grouch @deviatehulk.bsky.social · 06/01/2024
How is a that related issue? I agree, that's definitely a problem, but how is it in any way related to the original post?
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 29/12/2023
i watched a video yesterday of a woman in gaza screaming and crying that she and everyone she knows hates hamas with all their might but are completely powerless to stop them and that their children shouldn't have had to die because they didn't have the ability to fight off their warlords.
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