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33/M/PNW - He/Him Himbo Video Editor and poet who bikes too much and ran a half marathon as a joke // Streaming Hiatus until [undisclosed] 202X Website: deusjz.live Opinions are my own

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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 18h
I am assured this was once a Halo 2 map
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 18h
Well, here's a line I've never known I hope to one day speak
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember a really frustrating conversation with a generally decent cishet white guy about a news story where a woman was roofied. he went off about wishing he could beat that guy up to avenge her, and I was like "how about start with calling out your friends' sexist tweets?" and he was like 😳
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Catboy @nonbinarycatboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Too goated plz watch 🕺
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 25/09/2026
I feel like this is a shiny collector's photo - blockage by car, blockage by shopping cart are common, but this one is high up on the list, just under "blockage by roaming cow" and "blockage by pane glass window [and i didn't break through]"
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 24/09/2026
well, that was a moderately harrowing experience that captured my anxieties and tested my resolve but i didn't break and it'll make for an interesting story later, so...
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Jason @jrock08.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I felt so strongly about this nextdoor comment that I decided to do a dramatic reading of it. I hope you'll listen with the volume on to fully appreciate the quiet reverie.
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Brook (Brandon) der Blätter @intcreator.com · 21/09/2026
LWB was open to cars every single weekday all summer
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 21/09/2026
Honestly, I'm glad you did! It illustrates the reality of the satire and involves the bigger community, which gets people excited to participate, and that's never a bad thing 😁
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you cannot defeat fascism by ceding anyone’s bodily autonomy.
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 20/09/2026
Gotta agree with the classic points. Cyclists are indeed bad for the economy.
A poster reading "CYCLING IS BAD FOR THE ECONOMY" with a picture of a bicycle underneath it. 
The main paragraphs read "A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy - He does not buy the car & does not take a car loan - Does not buy car insurance - Does not buy Fuel - Does not send his car for servicing & repairs - Does not use paid Parking - Does not become Obese Yes,,....and well, damn it!! Healthy people are not needed for economy. They do not buy drugs. They do not go to Hospitals & Doctors. They add nothing to country's GDP. On the contrary, every new fast food outlet creates at least 30 jobs - 10 Cardiologists, 10 Dentists, 10 weight loss experts apart from people working in the outlet. Choose wisely: A Cyclist or a KFC ? Worth thinking about!! PS: Walking is even worse. They do not even buy a bicycle!!"
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Tara Goddard @drtaragoddard.com · 20/09/2026
"They want us to panic, instead of seriously deliberating at the polls, in community meetings and in Congress. Panic is chaos without direction, affect set free from the discipline of curiosity, debate and accountability." It is always about power. Understanding that makes so many things make sense
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 20/09/2026
"We think it's currently too cold to be riding bikes. Once the climate has changed and it's too warm for 6 months and completely inhospitably hot for the other half of the year, people aren't going to want to bike, so it's not a priority to focus on anything but car infrastructure."
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 20/09/2026
"You're right, there was a TFR for that airspace you just flew into. I apologize for that. I should have identified a Military training NOTAM which detailed the live fire exercises. Please let me know if you have any further questions."
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
burger months
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 20/09/2026
i am mad right now that we've historically had so many fucking options for how to generate power from renewable sources & they've been effectively carved out of the reach of the public because some bitchy, miserable dinguses couldn't bear to lose a single dollar we should never pay for power again
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
LMAO if it destroys the world why the fuck should it be protected from lawsuits??????
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 18/09/2026
Zero bad or slow episodes. Consistent and entertaining with no filler. Writing and acting that lets everyone shine and progress, and characters that all get the perfect amount of development. I'm hard pressed to think of any show that gets all of it as right as The Good Place.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can run hard on the prior Dem messaging of "we are the adults in the room, these weirdos have gotta go" while using that as a way to push a full front of progressive policies! This is the time to be brave, not to say "the people who ruined your life do have SOME points though..."
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Sarah Frumento (she/her) 🇨🇦 @sarahfrumento.ca · 18/09/2026
I saw this sticker on a bike today. Where do I find one for my collection? #yyjbike
A black stick figure cargo bike, with a red box), on a white background with black text that reads, “this machine transports anti-fascists” above/below the bike.
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm debt free if you take out the money I owe
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Things really shaping up for Republicans in the mid-terms
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I present to you, out of diesel in North Texas
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DeFlock Redmond @deflock-redmond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#Flock cameras run on an obsolete, end-of-life version of Android using a Linux kernel nine years out of date and are likely susceptible to a few publicly-known vulnerabilities! 🤯 They also use a cloud API key hard-coded into a shared library on the device! #deflock #surveillance #alpr
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Flock cameras are riddled with security vulnerabilities and hard-coded credentials
This morning, DDoSecrets published an exciting new dataset: Filesystem images of the partitions from an in-use Flock ALPR camera. 404 Media and Wired published a joint investigation into it. I downloa...
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 17/09/2026
If any of your friends enter nephrology as a specialty in Med School, instant funniest bit to confuse the fuck out of them.
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 15/09/2026
it's another litmus test - how far can they go pushing the boundaries to maintain power. He's 'alive' by technical standards, but not 'living'. Similar tactic used to appoint Lindsey Graham's successor. Anything done with his signature is just the GOP using his name as a pseudonym.
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 14/09/2026
(although the actual full reunification of Northern & Ireland would probably take until sometime in 2027)
a screenshot from Star Trek TNG, where Data denotes "the Irish Unification of 2024", with the year crossed out and amended to read '2026'
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/09/2026
you don’t have to have the conversation on their terms and in fact you shouldn’t have the conversation on their terms more democrats should follow this playbook instead of existing in a constant defensive crouch
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Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator @owendennis.com · 11/09/2026
Solvable but requires a studio to not be frozen by analysis paralysis. 1) 20 episodes per greenlight. 2) Greenlight a new season based on gut belief in it, not based on waiting until numbers come in. This was TV for decades. Movies you can wait around for numbers, TV you can't. They're different.
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 12/09/2026
I think they're talking about the masterpiece that is the UK Channel 4 series drama That being said, the Australian series around local government and planning is a goddamn gem and painfully relevant
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 11/09/2026
if you need me, i'll be standing under a lone street lamp eating crispy tofu. menacingly.
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 10/09/2026
we need a network of loaner bikes and kei trucks in small cities
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Seattle Department of Transportation @transportation.seattle.gov · 09/09/2026
Speed is a factor in hundreds of collisions on our streets each year. Speeding makes crashes more likely to occur and do more harm. A person is twice as likely to be killed if they are hit by someone driving 30 mph than a driver going 25 mph. Illustrated graph from @propublica.org:
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 09/09/2026
Lake Minimum Wage was already drained to a gutter stream
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Collage Club ✨ @collage-club-sea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh hey
a collage of a wolf wearing a hops necklace, an open white collared shirt with a few buttons open, and a suede light blue jacket. he’s holding a stack of striped blankets. the background is an alley with some brick apartments on either side. one side has ivy growing all around the top of the building.
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 03/09/2026
quit your job. leave your girlfriend. block all your friends and family. move to a different city. start working as a baker. wake up at four am every day to make fresh bagels for the townsfolk. become contented. never look at a magic the gathering card ever again
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seen a lot of people responding to this with “I’m just going to pirate the show,” and I want to gently remind everyone that the central idea in this piece is that there’s no way to engage with the Potter franchise in any capacity that doesn’t benefit Rowling and her bigotry
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DeFlock Redmond @deflock-redmond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Every #ALPR or surveillance contract in this country was approved by an elected official who can be voted out. We should prepare to push candidates on their positions regarding the use of #surveillance technologies by police depts. and sheriff’s offices." noalprs.com/election-too... 1/3 #deflock
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Surveillance Is on the Ballot | DeFlock
Every ALPR contract in America was approved by someone you elect. Find the groups organizing in your community.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Non-photorealistic 3D rendering studies by Ulas Sarikaya on Blender. www.instagram.com/ulassarik
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the mayor that the media is desperately trying to make y'all hate
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 01/09/2026
That field guide to wheatpasting zine has my full attention 👀
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The Urbanist @theurbanist.org · 01/09/2026
Bus lanes are also good for saving lives and property. 😎
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deusjz | baked good bribery @deusjz.live · 31/08/2026
today was a monday and much like the way that time ceased to function correctly after 2020, days are now mere imitations of structure
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