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Dennis B. Hooper

@dennisbhooper.bsky.social
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tall gay nerd. he/him. advanced degrees in height, gayness, nerdness. reality show editor, work seen on a&e, bravo, quibi. maker of goofy photoshops and questionable victorian detective satire. writing, etc: linktr.ee/dennisbhooper

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 19h
it's very funny that overly performative linguistic engineering was one of the biggest knocks on Woke 1, only for Trump to absolutely fall in love with it, from the Gulf of America to Super Intelligence
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19h
to me, a layup sensible AI regulation is "do not allow the AI agent to make phone calls for any reason"
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Alex Wenzel @alexwenzel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No more hypotheticals anymore, we’re here.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Heard a guy from Kalshi on NPR today and I want to encourage them to keep doing that because he was possibly the most loathsome person I have ever heard speak
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey everyone! Got a new humor piece today. Or actually an old one. It’s about Aaron Sorkin writing a Social Network / Steve Jobsian screenplay about the founding of Grindr. It’s got everything: Sorkinesque banter, questionable tech jargon, and yes, even a Gilbert and Sullivan appearance.
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An Excerpt from Aaron Sorkin’s “The Dating App”
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awkword @awkword.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ICE is opening a prison for children on a toxic waste site in Louisiana. www.amnesty.org/en/documents...
Children facing the camera | text: ICE is opening a prison for children on a toxic waste site in Alexandria, Louisiana.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will never, ever consider my audience when making art. You are a disgusting flesh piano I manipulate to make the noises that please me. That’s the Rob Delaney promise.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The babadook store called but I don’t know what they said, I’ve completely blocked it out, I’m sure you’ll be fine
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ya i mean i do genuinely think that one of hegseth's goals is to drive people appalled by barbarity out of the military, because the long term plan is to make the military shoot at us, and the same guys who object to this won't do that either.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"freedom of speech" became code for a series of privileges our masters get. harsh punishments for speech is for us. tyranny
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does John Roberts consider insider trading an "official act?"
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The reviews are IN! Don’t be the last on your block to figure out how I worked Gilbert and Sullivan into a story about the founding of Grindr 🗣️
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RT to share your love of #lyingdown and use the hashtag to get it trending on socials
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wrote it two years ago and never felt like I found the right ending, and eventually abandoned it, but… today feels like a good day to share it. Please enjoy. It’s smutty, but in a refined Victorian way. (and see below for screenshots).
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey everyone! Got a new humor piece today. Or actually an old one. It’s about Aaron Sorkin writing a Social Network / Steve Jobsian screenplay about the founding of Grindr. It’s got everything: Sorkinesque banter, questionable tech jargon, and yes, even a Gilbert and Sullivan appearance.
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An Excerpt from Aaron Sorkin’s “The Dating App”
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
still relatively recent but wolf of wall street (entire government is staffed by jonah hill)
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Jonathan Melville @jonmelville.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Found this 1979 Rockford Files ad and now I need a poster version.
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had a panic attack writing this and setting it up because I have a million things on my plate, and it never stops. I really really need money to move and sign a new lease. www.gofundme.com/f/a-fresh-st...
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Donate to A Fresh Start: Help Jourdain Move, organized by Jourdain Searles
I desperately need money to move and sign a lease on a new apartment. My … Jourdain Searles needs your support for A Fresh Start: Help Jourdain Move
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I wrote about San Diego and how there's nowhere to run from climate change.
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The City With the Best Weather in the U.S. Isn't Built for This Heat
Yelp searches for "air conditioning near me" were up 145% in the summer of 2026.
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Tyler Wilcox @tylerwilcox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very brief but very cool — color footage of Talking Heads at Max's Kansas City 50 years ago tonight.
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Talking Heads - Live at Max's Kansas City (October 8th, 1976) - 16mm Film
YouTube video by Don't Worry About Talking Heads
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 08/10/2026
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
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hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Josh Posting
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Senior Researcher at Self-Employed
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i have a theory
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/11/2025
FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You're making a name for yourself in Security Concepts with Robocop.
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Andrew Orton @andreworton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's definitely a bit in Under Pressure where Freddie Mercury shouts 'Bellhop!'
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#WallsOnWednesday Moffat #aofoto #WednesdayRake
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot of people lamenting the Paramount/Warner merger and fearing David Ellison's control over the media are forgetting that we have three secret weapons at our disposal, currently lurking high up in the Warner water tower.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if Trump can muster even a somewhat normal disaster response to this gulf hurricane, the media will pull out THE COMEBACK KID?! narrative for him to try to change the trajectory of the midterms. (It is unclear to me if Trump can do that)
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who? What are you, a fucking owl?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just wish she had the self-awareness to know what a devastating thing this is to say about a job Jeff Zucker used to do
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 05/10/2026
The horror stat remains true: The average American household is closer in net worth to Jeff Bezos than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This book had me sleeping with the lights on when i was six bsky.app/profile/slee...
The cover of Scary Stories to tell in the dark
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dems honestly should just lie about this right now so Alito (a dumb guy who doesn't actually know how anything works) doesn't figure out that he needs to retire in the lame duck if the GOP loses the Senate
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aside from the obvious unfairness of people getting rich off of uncompensated stealing of creative works, we should think really hard about what it means that the people who keep winning economic jackboxes to become oligarch-rich are the ones who are willing to cheat and break the law
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Justine Peres Smith @redroomrantings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m moving this month and surviving on Pennies and dimes. If you’ve considered subscribing to my Newsletter in the past, this would be a great time to support me.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The biggest democratic/liberal mistake of the last 50+ years has been operating like the right has anything to offer America. It was the fundamental problem with Bill Clinton to Obama and everyone in between
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