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Nicholas

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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 27m
Kid at the table next to us at a restaurant was talking to his little brother about Halloween costumes and we heard him say “No, dinosaurs is for babies. But Mario and Luigi? You should be Mario Luigi, that would be cool”
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 6h
NEW: The US theft of Venezuelan oil resources appears to bring the Pentagon its own source of money — something that should be understood as another milestone in the collapse of constitutional government.
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The Dawn Of The Self-Funding Pentagon
It's not like the military is cash-starved from Congress. But it looks a lot like it's going to make money off Venezuelan oil
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 2h
I'm Masuke, 17 years and 9 months old. 6,465 days since I was born! I went for a morning walk!
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Chaseruni @chaseruni.bsky.social · 6h
This literally happens in episode 8 of the Battle Network anime.
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Kimberly 🐘 @elephanttail.bsky.social · 6h
the phrase "bottom of the barrel" and the name of the restaurant Cracker Barrel both come from the fact that crackers used to be stored in barrels and the ones at the bottom would usually end up crumbled or damp or otherwise unsanitary or undesirable. this is my lesbian knowledge
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Meggie Z @nutmeggles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Luigi Mangione, world's most photogenic man
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 20h
a four panel comic

i say “ope lemme just sneak past ya” to a group of people as i scootch along a wall to avoid them.

they turn to me and the main girl says “did you just say ‘ope’ you midwestern cunt?” the group is labsled “scary brooklynites”

they start to beat me up and one yells “grab her shit!!”

they grab a card from me and i plead “not my costco rewards card!”

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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 13/10/2026
dodgers: we will spend so much money to field the most talented team brewers: we will beat you to death with small ball
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/10/2026
agreed with the caveat that i think taco bell should make it explicit in their marketing that the chicken crunchwrap, their boldest innovation in decades, is transgender
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Phoebe! @mollyesbian.gayass.io · 11/10/2026
jack off all trades
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 12/10/2026
Vince
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i should watch daima one day but for now lets see what this is all about
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yes boss its your government mandated dragon ball z recap with the new animation style and ill keep drinking that garbage everytime
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Kurt Angle's Iconic Milk Celebration
ALT: Kurt Angle's Iconic Milk Celebration
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Nicholas @demurer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GO PACKERS AND FUCK DA BEARS
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Nicholas @demurer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FOOTBALL BABY
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💖grottwo the 2st💛 @grottosstuff.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
just spent the better half of an hour making a homer simpson png compatible in fire emblem
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
Way too many people are responding to this saying that it would involve paying musk money, when the option of seizing all his assets after prosecuting him for fraud and election interference and his many many other alleged and sometimes almost seemingly admitted crimes is like… right there.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The actors in this picture are probably dead now
The famous Oscars selfie tweet of Ellen and all those actors that are probably dead now
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Nicole @cyn-cedilla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
photography hobby really taking off
close-up photo of a well-used bong covered in furry stickers
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm Masuke, 17 years old. I made it through today! I ate about half my meal, plus an apple, a sweet potato, two pieces of bread, a little cheese, and two sticks of Churu. I also pooped and went for lots of walks. First off, Day 1 of the long weekend—done! Good night
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𝕺𝖐𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗𝕱𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖆 @incision.site · 10/10/2026
vtubers are like if professional wrestlers played video games and did plausibly deniable gay stuff instead of wrestling. actually maybe that last part is the same.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the blowjob brothers
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
its jojos friday
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"evangelion collaboration between hideaki anno, gackt and the founder of 4chan shuts down after 6 months" All News Are Mad Libs Nowadays
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Calonsus @calonsusr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Nicholas @demurer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One Ring.......2!!!!!???
New card from MTG Marvel Darkhold Destiny. 
The Darkhold 1BB
Tap put a sin counter om the darkhold. Draw a card for each sin counter then
 lose 1 life for each card in your hand
6BB tap each players life total becomes the lowest life total among all players
Activate only as a sorcery
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Johnny Joestar tries to spin
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
new youtube update adds this disclaimer to every video thats now 10+ years old just to be safe
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👻MyOnlyDemonade🦇 @myonlylemonade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
behold
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Dusty Evely 🎃 @dustyevely.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A BEAUTY
Garrett Mitchell robbing a HR while a gaggle of Padre fans make a series of insane faces behind him.
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Andrew Wallace @theslyartist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For extra context, Trails hit 5 million in 2020. In the last six years of its 22-year run, the series sales has DOUBLED! That's worth underlining and celebrating too 🎊
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/10/2026
One of the reasons public opinion on trans health care is where it is is because a lot of cis people will never ever believe just how corrupt the professional medical class running our health care really is.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Trans people only get rights if they live in safe blue congressional districts" is an openly segregationist stance and I'm sick of anyone pretending otherwise.
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Scarena @gbaspgamer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's honestly so annoying that there's no online trading for the Switch versions of FRLG. Gen 3's Pokédex is infamously hard to complete and GBA NSO does have online play, so I know they can emulate the Link Cable. So why make it local only?
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They will never add sailing
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
remembering how the first sign of the modern AI chatbot that you see nowdays was this thing released on Twitter that became racist in one day and immediately had to shut down
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
seeing people post Asaden in response to this when (imho) the whole point of their story was how damaging their coupling- being placed into those emotional roles- was to each other you know who did need & deserve a chance, space and time to realize feelings?
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Element★ @elementpnw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
women from this 🏳️‍⚧️ country are always in possession of complex devices i couldn't possibly name the purpose of
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Due to a lack of teen-friendly ‘third spaces,’ young people are invading fandoms and ruining them with toxic antishipping - a problem we’ve solved with Teen Tents™! A full acre of third space where kids can be kids instead of leaving unwanted ‘constructive criticism’ on my Dora the Explorer darkfics
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is really annoying that all discussions of “restorative justice” have centered around a gaming youtuber and not a woman on death row with two botched executions
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