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de la Nae (Kelsey)🐀

@delanae.bsky.social
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A crabby lady trying her best. Christian, transgender, queer, crippled, and a bunch of other modifiers. Y'know, the whole "cacophony struggling into the synthesis of I AM" and all that.

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Ethan, Caught on Trailcam @ethan8bit.newgrounds.com · 7h
Know the difference! 🎨
A drawing of my ducksona in his wizard outfit, named the Wizard of the Woods.

Beside him is a very long, hunchback "duck" in a wizard outfit made of leaves and ripped cloth, named the "Wizard" of the Woods
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de la Nae (Kelsey)🐀 @delanae.bsky.social · 6h
hell yeah, people are good ao3 has a good double-handful of Blazing Saddles fanfiction, and most of it is Bart/Jim. cuz obviously
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Killer7Friday @killer7friday.bsky.social · 9h
There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10h
the problem is there is no mass demand for this. you didn't have to sell email. the sole demand is by loathed corporations who are either: (a) trying to fire you; or (b) trying to make a trillion dollars getting you fired. and for (a) they are having a hard time doing it still
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10h
they'll burn it all down to make this the New Oil and become the New Oil Barons. if they wanted to just be, i dunno, Salesforce or Adobe then no one would care too much
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 19h
The squishy squad
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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 12h
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heresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 13h
Anxiety be like??
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For anyone who didn't see it, I have taken my first sponsorship. The sponsored stream will be one week from today!
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3459 is getting ready
A couple of bunnies haul a gigantic pumpkin home from a pumpkin patch, dragging it down the sidewalk in an old-fashioned red toy wagon. A third bunny rolls a smaller pumpkin sideways along the sidewalk just behind them
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
github is short for githyanki hubcab
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Catherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sunscreen is pretty scifi coded. Like "this planets sun is so radioactive it would cause burns in mere tens of minutes. But our sciencest have divised an elixir, made using titanium and zinc, that rendered you immune to its effects for several hours. But don't run out"
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got a few hours to kill. Say odd shit to me. Ask me anything, and I'll answer!
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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now it applies to you
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Uno Reverse Card Colors
ALT: Uno Reverse Card Colors
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The next thing you say is: "Everyone except me though 😭" AHA! JINX! Now you are forced to appreciate praise from a stranger without reflexively rejecting it!
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Women are extremely pretty and that rules. Keep it up, gals!
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#art #ash
Ash, looking fierce and very angry: "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE DEAD MAN WHO CALLED MY BABY UGLY?!"
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"what about me" look if i havent taken a pot shot at your house with an orbital laser or the egg carriers broadside cannons youre probably fine
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genderbent Harry Potter fan art images with absolutely rancid vibes get 10-20 likes. How many for our troops?
The box for The Ooze on Sega Genesis.The box for Quest 64.The box for Moon ChildThe box for Robotic Alchemic Drive.
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Roarin' Falco @falco.works · 01/10/2026
Day 1 -- Mushroom Though a bit squishy, the naturally hollow mushrooms in the borderlands between the deep woods and Stag's Run made for a fine enough shelter from the rain, in a pinch.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Previously my understanding of the primary motivation of modern conservative politics was a fantasy about retribution against their perceived enemies but now I believe that the goal has moved to just omnidirectional spreading of misery. They are miserable and everyone else must be too.
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that time of year again! 🍂
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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bryonato @bryonato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just crazy shit goin on in the sprawl zero speedrun rn lmao
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de la Nae (Kelsey)🐀 @delanae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look i've been working the kitchen extra hard today i can have little megalomania, as a treat
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de la Nae (Kelsey)🐀 @delanae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have successfully in-oven-ed the casserole truly all the light touches is mine, earned by such conquest
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de la Nae (Kelsey)🐀 @delanae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he can be replaced with throw pillows, he MUST be replaced with throw pillows! Let him fight to earn being lounged upon!
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Anaïs might be learning how to edit🤔 @anaisl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a man can be replaced with throw pillows, we must ask the question: why had he not already been replaced with throw pillows😌
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Goodnight from the phantoms stuck in the cells below Coreham Crown Court, bemoaning their contemptible state of waiting upon judgement. Goodnight from Eleanor Merril, looking for tide-gifted Blood Lace blooms in the moonlit rock pools of Clinker Cove. Goodnight from Hookland.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026
The peace Conan describes here is what I find so psychotic about Capitalism: The unnatural systemic need for more, growth, bigger, up, is constantly making people feel - mentally and financially - like where they’re at is not what success looks like, even if it’s exactly what makes them happy.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026
You should just be able to find your little niche in the world & stay there comfortably if it’s what makes you happy. That’s literally all being human is about. Just hanging out and doing something helpful. We made up all this other shit and it’s making everyone miserable, bc there’s no finish line.
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de la Nae (Kelsey)🐀 @delanae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So look I know it's reductive, to put it mildly but it sure looks like we're gonna have to kick Louisiana's ass up and down the road, right?
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Alex Zandra @zandravandra.com · 30/09/2026
I have never been so grateful to wake up and find out it was all a dream THE WALLS WERE CLOSING IN, MAN
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Alex Zandra @zandravandra.com · 30/09/2026
I dreamed I committed the perfect crime thanks to my murder yokai. I played it cool, got rid of the evidence, the heat was dying down... and then yokai columbo showed up
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deadlock making a spooky old lady sitting on a park bench sipping tea a high speed movement character by giving the bench legs is so funny.
Old lady sipping a glowing bubbling green cup of tea in a park bench with a pigeon. Cartoon styleThe bench has little robot chicken feet now
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Daniel, or something. 🐀 @danielorsomething.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Garak likes the concept but takes it too far - he makes the sluttiest costumes imaginable for everyone, then spends the rest of the episode terrifying them all with Obsidian Order psychological warfare. Except Nog and Rom, who are trying to carve a Ferengi squash into the face of O'Brien.
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Dots and Lines @dotsandlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kira pretends to be completely uninterested and all-business, but she has a candy bucket under her Ops station, and she lets slip to Jadzia that the lit jack-o'-lanterns remind her of an old Bajoran tradition she was always fond of.
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Dots and Lines @dotsandlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Garak is disappointed with how not-scary the haunted house program is... until a jumpscare surprises Julian into grabbing his hand. "Ah. I think I am beginning to understand the appeal."
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Dots and Lines @dotsandlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Garak does some independent research on Halloween and books himself and Julian a holosuite haunted house. Bashir arrives in his spy tux. Halloween is also an excuse for favorite costumes, after all. Garak has anticipated this and is wearing an off-the-shoulder gown (with hidden pockets, of course).
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Dots and Lines @dotsandlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sisko makes his own caramel apples and insists there's a trick to getting them perfect. (He's probably right.) Odo helps, and it goes better than his last attempt at cooking, but not by much.
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Top left panel: Julian Bashir and Garak are together in the cockpit of a runabout. Bashir turns to Garak and says, "I must admit I'm getting rather excited for the spooky season!"

Top right panel: Garak looks up from his panel in confusion and asks, "The 'spooky' season?"

Middle left panel: Bashir fully turns in his seat to face Garak as he answers, "Well, it's an old Earth tradition where we sort of celebrate things that scare us."

Middle right panel: Garak gives the doctor a reproving sort of look and says, "What a bizarre concept."

Bottom left panel: Bashir adds as an addendum, "Though, mainly it's just an excuse for people to get together and dress slutty."

Bottom right panel: Suddenly, Garak's face lights up with wonder and he says, "You have piqued my interest."
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de la Nae (Kelsey)🐀 @delanae.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I managed to wait until Schie @schiegirl.bsky.social left the room before I farted I am now a contender for Wife of the Year (2026)
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Freckles @elfreckles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
🦊🏹 #comics #furryart #furry
Digital picture. Disney's Robin Hood fox character, looking concerned. A speech bubble comes out from him saying "If I was your first furry crush, it's time to take note of your cholesterol.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m joking of course. Ubisoft never took sexual misconduct reports seriously to begin with.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is it any wonder Ubisoft’s executives are excited about AI game development? A virtual employee won’t report them for sexual assault.
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Alex🏳️‍⚧️ @bluephoenixalex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kyoko brought up onigiri and then translated it as rice ball Half the chat is people going "it's fine, we call it onigiri overseas too" and the other half is telling her it's actually called a jelly donut lmao
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my most right wing coded opinion is that I don't hold with armor transmog in games, if you want the cool look you should be willing to overcome the shitty stats
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