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DejectedLozer524

@dejectedlozer524.bsky.social
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 1h
Sagat from "Street Fighter" is based on a real guy, Sagat Petchyindee. Both of his eyes are fine but sometimes he'll put on an eyepatch for fun in tribute to the character
bald guy with an eyepatch, Sagat Petchyindee
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 19h
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 11h
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 5h
she stopped here to say "spongebob??"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh baby is my time to shine Jackpot.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 7h
Hey friends!! I need to grab some groceries today! I’m physically disabled and therefore rely on convenience foods, so my groceries cost more and last less time. What I need should cost $80’ish. If you’ve enjoyed my work, consider chipping in! It really helps ❤️ ko-fi.com/antonarcana
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Support Anton 🌙🌿🍄
Support Anton 🌙🌿🍄
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 18h
finally got to wear these jammies and i love them :)
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 20h
me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 17h
im at Digger looking down from the balcony thru a pair of binoculars and if i see anyone looking at letterboxd on their phone i'm gonna throw a 2 rupee coin from my pocket at them
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 17h
how many discords do you think just lit up with the new tobyfox post
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20h
If I want one thing from my intermittent fame, it is to be as fondly remembered as Peter Lorre was; a staunchly pro-union actor who animators kept putting in cartoons as way of middle finger to their bosses. I can think of no greater honour.
Peter Lorre
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CharryNSFW @charrynsfw.bsky.social · 21h
Cooking up some more Goat Mom
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lolcatz 🐈💌➡️MFF @dyrdeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeen Husband 💞 #furryart
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jack skellington cumming for the first time like whats this, whats this?? theres something in my hair
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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𝚃𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚢𝙲𝚛𝚢𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚍 @toonycryptid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More drawings of the family.
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Franzylvania @protopigeon.lol · 05/10/2026
This is still making me chuckle 2 days later 😀
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days

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Panel 1

Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian.

Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned?

Dora: Vulgar Language.

Panel 2

Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is.

Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES!

Panel 3

Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter.

Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude.

Panel 4

Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t".

Olivia: Now I have to read it.

Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
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Crash @crashfan03.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO OH MY GOD
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CC @cckirby.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never in my life have I ever been more thankful for an emergency alert system interruption than just now when we were watching this episode of family double dare
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
f4m mommy domme girlfriend snuggles her good boy!

wish i had this irl - the goblin
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Penny Drowned @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
did you know you can open ms paint and draw an oshawott from memory on one layer
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 03/10/2026
it’s gonna be so funny when they decide “lowtax any%” is a bannable offense
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🔞hyena I promise💜 @brelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking of my sisters letter to Eminem in 2001 "dear Marshall Mathers (eminem) I love you so much. Please stop doing drugs"
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zac @10amlunch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if being blocked by other people bothers you i recommend just drawing huge boobs and posting them online cause then if you see you are blocked you can just go "ah, they must not have liked the huge boobs" and move on without having to think about it again
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i love little inferno
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furry hater @funny.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2025
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Moz 🔞 NSFW @pulppunk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I suddenly remembered Dr. Paula Hutchison from Rocko's Modern Life
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lolcatz 🐈💌➡️MFF @dyrdeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what do you think? #furryart
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alvarez 🔞 @repulsionhex.art · 04/10/2026
what's the update?
a fullbody illustration of a more anthropomorphized version of the Bloons Tower Defense 6 ( BTD6 ) character Patch. she's a monkey, same as the rest, with a pair of circular glasses, a high ponytail, a pen and a clipboard. in this image, she's drawn with an mostly-open button-down shirt and some jeans. her sleeves are rolled up and she's lacking any sort of footwear. she has her clipboard pinned under her left arm, which is in a fist on her hip. papers flutter around her. she is against a background that has a repeating pattern of bloons.
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ompuco @ompu.co · 04/10/2026
i'm fucking losing it
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sawazaki.DNK @sawazaki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just remembered this image
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 04/10/2026
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heads-up on PPSSPP. Info in the thread on the last versions that don't contain it. The dev has gone off the deep end into Claude is my best friend territory.
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
heaven knows he's miserable now
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Liet @liet4649.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
beabea(comm wip)
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Adam "Halloween Name" Bell @ladambell.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Enjoy
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Say that shit again." utters Victor, a tall blue robot-toy-bird-man, leering over his shoulder. His eyes are colored a particular cyan. He has an AUX port on his back, because he's an MP3 player.

"You heard me." retorts Vance, a short robot-toy-dog-man, resting his arm on a couch, glaring up at Victor with particularly green eyes.

"Say it one more time." presses Victor.

"You" starts Vance, gazing up between his cream-colored bangs, hanging low from under the beanie he's wearing,
"Crinkle-Cut French Fry-Fuck."

Victor holds still, saying nothing. He's holding some fries. Both are silent.

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"Say it again." he presses further, gaze impossible to place. He's drawn with low detail here, though his beak seems to be parting to form a smile.

"You Crinkle. Cut. French-Fry-Fuck." spits Vance, off-screen. Victor begins to giggle,
"hehe
"Hehehahaha again again again!!!" cheers Victor, laughing heartily.

"Crinkle CUT french fry FUCK" repeats Vance, grinning wickedly in satisfaction over making his boyfriend laugh.
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 03/10/2026
oh since a BUNCH of you are blocked. this is the “conversation” i don’t understand how running it past a comms team results in not posting???? fucking hello!???
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If your direct response to our enforcing on our community guidelines to make the folks on here safer is to lash out and say that moderators should be sent to concentration camps - maybe you need to reassess your priors but you aren't making this place safer with that attitude.
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip • 6h
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i am again going to politely entreat on you to stop posting about any policy anything without running it past your comms team.
as politely as possible, you are not actually capable of being appropriately objective, which you *should* be when talking about policy
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Yes I've tried that and we then don't post anything. See nearly any post from the safety account as an example.
Users keep demanding policy explanations daily and then make up their own random stories when there's usually an objective and repeatable process on our end (since we train mods).
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip
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this is why, again, i do not think this information should be coming from your personal account and should be going through moderation@ with PR and comms approval. i get that you want to treat this as a small/bespoke platform but it does not function for this
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am reliably informed this is the core experience of being a lawyer. Advising a client not to do something based on well founded professional knowledge. The client does it anyway because it ~feels~ like a good idea. Then the client gets mad at them because they're now in a worse position.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nancy 10/3/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 6
Sluggo happily strolls down the street, wearing his terrible new hat. Nancy hides from him, still disgusted by what she sees.
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Copyrights ? + - kingdom_hearts 1.7k ? + - kingdom_hearts_2 13 ? + - square_enix 27k ? + - the_nightmare_before_christmas 203 General ? + - ahegao 63k ? + - autoballjob 10 ? + - group_masturbation 2.0k ? + - huge_balls 139k ? + - small_penis 31k
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rita hatesville @ritatreats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what is with that "detail how you first masturbated as a teen" question lmao am i at the fucking GIC?
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