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Brandon Wolff

@defjamforcutie.bsky.social
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Senior Quality Analyst at Failbetter Games Writer in my free time South African living in Dublin He/him

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dante @dante.cool · 05/05/2026
HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 09/10/2026
every single sci-fi movie, for some reason:
sign that says "hot lab staff only"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Brie @briechindeyerle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meme of two muscular individuals clasping hands, one side reads "Sailors using celestial navigation" and the other reads "Game AI programmers" and above their clasped hands reads "Pathfinding via A Star"
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 07/10/2026
We're first up in this today! Bathe your eyes in Unmistakable game art 👁️👁️
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Brandon Wolff @defjamforcutie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have family in HK and might visit at some point so I would love to know about this bridge!
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 03/10/2026
I'm flattered to be mentioned alongside so many fantastic game writers! Everyone go and play Fallen London to experience these stories and so much more. @failbettergames.com
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Fallen London is where the writers of Baldur's Gate 3, Dishonored and Stellaris come to let their hair down
These interactive short stories are too bold and surprising to stay secret.
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Chopemon @chopemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Metroid Ravenous key art modified to say "Buy Promise Mascot Agency"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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softnpeary.bsky.social @softnpeary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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Alice Bell @abeewords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve been playing Dressmaker and showed my mum and she loves it. She was like “this is like Great British Sewing Bee but better”. store.steampowered.com/app/4019220/...
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Save 10% on Dressmaker on Steam
Become a dressmaker! Choose fabric, cut out patterns, and sew them all together to satisfy (or sabotage!) townsfolk in this cozy crafting game inspired by real dressmaking.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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actual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
❗️❗️TORNEKO ❗️❗️
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see the zelda discourse has wound around to "support indie games instead" so, good news, it's never been easier: a new game from the King of Dragon Pass dev came out literally today store.steampowered.com/app/3794210/...
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Save 10% on Thousand Hells: The Underworld Heists on Steam
Recruit your team, choose your path, and descend into hell. Four heroes must overcome the trials of the underworlds in tactical narrative encounters. A new systemic storybook experience blending mytho...
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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 08/09/2026
not many people know this but it stand for nine inch nails tendo
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now
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Turom @turom.me · 06/09/2026
Let’s go to Ivalice on this #ScanlineSunday Vagrant Story ベイグラントストーリー 2000 - Squaresoft - PSX Sony BVM A20 CRT 🟥🟩🟦
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ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sopranos meme about the creation of fugazi
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.
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nic tringali @nictringali.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if you watch this all the way to the end you will see the kingdom of heaven
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Brandon Wolff @defjamforcutie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
August sure turned out to be the month of books about faith and unexpected Library of Babel references, huh?
Books I read in August 2026:
The Towers of Trebizond by Rose Macaulay.
The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco.
A Short Stay in Hell by Steven L. Peck.
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Brandon Wolff @defjamforcutie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dun Laoghaire Rathdown council I am begging you to do something about these dudes hogging all the mana from the local leylines
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the devil probably shows Scott Adams Swan Boy comics in hell and I think that's beautiful
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Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They're calling it the greatest callback in Swan Boy history swanboy.com/comic/the-si...
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The Sickest Thing
Visit the post for more.
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nervous demon purveyor 🔥 ndpdesign 🦄 Unwritten Earths Symposium @ndpdesign.com · 03/09/2026
QTP someone who could lift marvels Mjölnir
Picture of NJPW wrestler Toru Yano shrugging and making an iconic face
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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Salem 🏳️‍⚧️ @salem-bitch-trials.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
friction is like one of the major things that sets dragons dogma apart from other action rpgs 😭 if it loses that, then it becomes a fundamentally different experience!! the friction is good!!! its okay to have to walk across a map on ur feet, it wont kill u!! i promise!! it might eveN BE FUN!!!
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inkle @inkle.co · 01/09/2026
The couple-based gameplay in GTA VI is very cool but meanwhile, have you played 80 Days by inkle studios ltd
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Brandon Wolff @defjamforcutie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the beaglemancers was doing hexes at the park again
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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root @freshroots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hi, I made a steam page for my game, Soft Ruin. If it seems interesting, please consider giving it a wishlist. Thanks! store.steampowered.com/app/2882230/...
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 27/08/2026
becoming the joker so hard i am becoming joker 2
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 27/08/2026
Look for us at gamescom! You won't see rhubarb finer than this.
The Mandrake desk at gamescom. Key art of a figure in a hooded cape carrying rhubarb and a sickle is behind the playing area/monitor. The rhubarb is luxurious and green. It continues onto the desktop and down the front of the table like a beautiful farmer's market display.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He's gone to the one place uncorrupted by capitalism. Bless him.
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
Alt: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 25/08/2026
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Perennial reminder that the big corporation does not care about you and there are better alternatives.
Chick tract saying that D&D is Mid
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pulled over by the Guards for towing a medieval trebuchet down the M7
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ABOOnchio👻 BOOlchetti👻 @vor-bokor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's been such a long and wild journey, and we're finally ready to present you the first chapter of ENTROPY - store.steampowered.com/app/3940340/Entropy/ - our Dying Earth tactical role-playing game, developed by @lovelyhellplace.bsky.social , and published by @dreadxp.bsky.social!
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