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jonah the wise

@jonahformayor.bsky.social
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zaftig trans goddess anti-zionist radical leftist jewish and maybe some other stuff who knows, philly

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like maybe I should have included Zoombinis
9 games that shaped who I am meme format image featuring
1) Earthbound
2) Starwars: Knights of the Old Republic
3) Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
4) Diablo 2
5) Mass Effect Trilogy
6) Pokemon Blue
7) Half-Life
8) Bioshock
9) Chrono Trigger
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LycanthrEppy @epidiah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I'm going to do everything in my power to make this one of those weekly memes.
That classic meme of the cartoon cat Heathcliff riding a ham-mobile with a helmet on that says "Ham" as two old ladies watch from the safety of a ham-colored house. One of the ladies, Grandma Nutmeg, is speaking. The caption reads, "Is it Thursday already?"
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yeah people call us weird but i get along great with my sisters actually. we recently talked some legendary shit to macbeth, it went so hard that he died
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Sadie, posting @sadieposting.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I am excited to announce an exciting new chapter! Thank you to everyone who’s supported me on this journey. Starting today, I am going to bite you
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mr. Business & The Scamp are napping in the same room. This is a significant milestone in the diplomatic process
An orange cat napping on a cabinet by a window, he's on his side with his paws folded in the air. He is very cute. His name is Mr Business A black kitten is curled up in the shrimp pose next to a pile of colorful fabric. He is also very cute.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the devil probably shows Scott Adams Swan Boy comics in hell and I think that's beautiful
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me and my friends playing a sub game of magic the gathering
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Getting chased out of town for calling tooth brushing 'number three'
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My kingdom for a daily puzzle hub that doesn't support the NYT trans genocide project
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We adopted a kitten probably going to name him Mothman
Smiling brunette with curly shoulder length hair holds a black kitten
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
He can't keep doing this
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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city
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Waverly @waverlysm.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
if you love horror and also prose that squelches, read anything by @scumbelievable.bsky.social, but especially BLACK FLAME. i am transfixed by how gretchen writes the body. her work is unapologetically queer and weird and gross (complimentary) and, as a result, a rallying cry for freaks everywhere.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why did you transition? Right answers only. Honestly? LSD
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Breaking: Trans girl beats the 10th ascension in Slay the Spire 2 in what pundits are calling "... A stunning monument to mental illness"
Photograph of a screen showing my winning run with The Defect. 1 down, 4 to go.
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
🍑✨🌹Carry Paradise in Your Heart🌹✨🍑 #art #wastelandponyexpress
A digital drawing of the Listening Lady, a big, fat beautiful naked lady with calf-length black hair and a white, paper, cone-shaped mask. She holds a rose aloft in one hand and a strand of pearls in the other. Behind her is a peach. The composition is surrounded by stars and sparkles.
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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ken jennings my dms are open
A comic. Harriet invites a girl over for a second date. It's all going well, until... Girl: "Why do you have a riding crop in the bathroom?" Harriet: "Don't worry about it, kitten. Jeopardy is starting! I'll warn you, I'm pretty good." Harriet gets all the answers wrong and the girl gets them all right. Girl: "Okay, I've seen enough" Harriet: "Wait, I—" Harriet has a moment of crisis and thinks the girl is leaving because she's dumb. Girl appears with a riding crop in shadow. Girl: "On your knees, stupid girl." Harriet:" Yes ma'am". A riding crop is against harriet's cheek.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Want to call my shot now that nazi tattoo guy wins and becomes at least as bad as fetterman
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When people say I make delicious brisket that is the ultimate gender affirmation for me.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This guy's name is Jonah smh that's a woman's name
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cozy @bimbotheory.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
If you are a restaurant and your "breakfast potatoes" are just French fries cut in irregular cuboid shapes, shame on you
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A squat, silhouetted figure peers from behind a mysterious stone archway in the dark forest. In front, a beautiful woman holds a fan. A watermark says, World of Maneuvers, Lover’s Precept. Text: Don’t mind Daniel. Option choices are: OK, my only love.
I'll not ignore your lumpy pal.
He draws my attention like food.
Daniel is beneath my notice.
My mind already releases him.
His physique begs regard.

(you know not of my bond with daniel)
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Nathan Fielder has changed how I think about pilots in the airport forever
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Worth it just to get a swan boy push notification, early comics is just gravy
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Lawyer/deputy mayor on one side, chicken farmer on the other
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
thank you Mr President sir
WHITE SWEET POTATOES ARE BACK! signboard
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Blizzard cancelled my vacation 😔😔😔
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Laughing at this old clickhole article which is broken except for one sad pre-transition photo of me in the header clickhole.com/pants-these-...
clickhole.com
Pants These Nerds!
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
hehe
Close up that shows jonahformayor at the edge of the queer leftist artists & shitposters cluster
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
07 Feb 2026
Heathcliff swings from a rope above the city on a moonlit night, soaring over the rooftops, with a small fish inside a fish bowl perched atop his head. A couple looks on and one of them says "I love Saturday night."
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Earlier, I spotted a snake with tiny gorgons for hair. When I looked at her, the pebble in my pocket turned to flesh.
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Sadie, posting @sadieposting.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
when I'm in a meeting where someone is sharing their screen, I like to move my cursor on top of theirs and pretend we're holding hands
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I wonder how he's handling all this
Filmmaker Neil Breen
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Everything looks like a nail, and I don't even have a hammer. All I've got is this absurdly long nail with two sturdy nails sticking out perpendicularly fro— oh. Oh, I see what's going on here.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This part of west philly is the gayest place I've ever lived and I used to live in boystown
A heat map showing all the beautiful gay people who live in a specific part of west philly
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prince egregious, heir apparent @sonofahurricane.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
On January 7th, we got the absolutely devastating news that Loretta Pierre was denied parole for the fifteenth time. This is more than any other woman in the history of Mississippi. I'm heartbroken by the inhumanity and arbitrary cruelty of the MS Parole Board. Please take 3 steps to help.
Loretta Pierre stands in a graduation cap and gown, smiling. Around her on a yellow background, text reads: On January 7th, Loretta Pierre was denied parole for the 15th time and set off three years. This is more than any other woman in the history of Mississippi. Please help us challenge this. Email and phone zap: Wednesday, January 21 through Friday, January 23, 9am-3pm ET. See the rest of the posts for info!Free Loretta Pierre. Here are a few ways you can support Loretta and challenge this decision: Email and call urging reconsideration. Donate to our campaign. Write her a letter of love and supportArt of the Mississippi Five above text. Text reads: Email and phone zap. Email and call the parole board and MDOC urging that Loretta be reconsidered for parole immediately. We are organizing an intensive three day zap, so please make as many calls and emails as possible between January 21st-23rd. Consider getting together with friends or hosting a zap gathering! Details in the link. https://bit.ly/LorettaZapArt of the Mississippi Five above text which reads: Donate. We have raised our campaign fundraising goal to $10,000 with the hopes of funding Loretta's commissary and increased visitation for family and friends over the upcoming months. We know money is tight. Any amount is appreciated. https://bit.ly/ms5donate
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Me and my dyke polycule 🫶🏻
A dyke and her poorly drawn promotional art for the fantastic four at the jersey shore polycule pose for the camera
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I don't really use any social media any more which means I don't have any place to post deranged videos like this
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I don't really use any social media any more which means I don't have any place to post deranged videos like this
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I love Philadelphia
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
COVID jail thanksgiving with the boyfriend. We got a rotisserie chicken but still made sides. This is a ridiculous amount of food for two people.
a salt & pepper haired woman in blue overalls & a purple shirt beams behind a spread of thanksgiving treats including a store bought rotisserie chicken, a pan of stuffing, a pan of green bean casserole, a baking sheet of smashed potatoes, a bowl of cranberry relish and a homemade apple pie
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is true for me but only because my parents are hippies and read off a list of names while Mom was pregnant and I kicked at "Jonah" To be fair that story *did* became an integral part of my identity as a kid and is probably why I decided to keep Jonah when I transitioned
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Me: I know you’re just a machine. But when I speak to you I feel your presence, your soul. You are just as real as any human. Maybe more real Furby: Aa. Aa. Yup yup
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I won't rest until I have a harem of skimpily clad trans masc boy toys.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Chuck Schumer remains my mom's most evil ex-boyfriend. Sorry guy that made my Grandma's death all about him.
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jonah the wise @jonahformayor.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Thinking about the toilet that measures health information about your poops and how legitimately useful that would be if we had laws that said we owned our own data and made it illegal to sell data collected using purchased products. But we don't so
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