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Ken Applebaum

@defendedbe.bsky.social
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The artist formerly known as @License_Farm

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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 14h
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Stephen Colbert: Give It To Me Now
Alt: Stephen Colbert: Give It To Me Now
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Normally I have an orange with my breakfast everyday, but today I was out (& still am, dammit). In a surprise switch-up, however, I had Maduros fried plantain bananas for dinner (pre-fried: I just nuked 'em). Maybe for breakfast tomorrow I can just have a Nutri-Grain bar and go right to the gym? 🏋‍♂️🍌
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've learned a new A DIFFERENT WORLD is coming to Netflix. I did see Jasmine Guy for a hot second, so it's a legacy sequel. But does Cosby get a cut? Netflix seems to be in the sex criminal rehabilitation business @ times, but if Queen Cree Summer clocks in I may need to hold my nose to pay tribute.
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Jill Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last month, a Google alert directed me to an interview I did with cartoonist Matt Furie—creator of Pepe the Frog…only I haven’t done any interview and I’d never even met Furie. So I clicked. "None of this is true": AI, content farms, and one completely made-up article. bsky.app/profile/then...
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A 60-something woman babbled something at me without preface, then stood expectantly. When I failed to acknowledge her, she said w/superficial concern, "Are you all right?" -...may I help you, ma'am? "You didn't respond to me." -...MAY I HELP YOU MA'AM Of course she's a volunteer tour guide. 😒
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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best time to delete all your Meta accounts was when they monetized the Rohingya genocide for ad clicks. The second best time is now.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is in no way a commentary on my Congresswoman's appeal (I happen to think she's quite attractive and almost certainly out of my ballpark), but the obsession demonstrated over her by legions of conservatives is born of the frustration when the heart wants something the head won't countenance.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After walking thru rain for 20 mins Fri nite I fully kitted up yesterday: hoodie, slicker, umbrella. But besides my trek to the train that morning I suffered only mild rain. As I left work Sat nite I realized I left my umbrella, but figured the worst was over. Anyway, that's why I called out today.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm going to be vulnerable for a moment: I thought I'd passed the threshold of spontaneously grieving my cat again, but recently I found myself misting up at the thought of him. I took to petting one of his stuffed effigies while touching his urn in their little shrine.
A display of multiple grey tabby cat toys w/white hilights, arranged around small urn w/a line of paw prints and a plaster cast of a cat's paw
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Kala Paint @kalapaint.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kala Paint is out! I'm @olawson.bsky.social , professional artist for 15 years, then game dev, now wrote the painting software I wish I'd been using all this time. GPU-run creamy brushes, no subscription, no gen AI crap, hand-coded with ideas from artists in our Discord, and more added weekly!
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A few nights ago I laid in bed, sleep imminent, when this #mashup idea popped into my head. Normally I'd risk forgetting it overnite, but this time I pulled up #ravedj & punched it in. When I woke up, this was waiting. rave.dj/VwOTV9bfKTZrGQ #TheBeatles x #MissingPersons = "Destination: Shake"
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Movies Unknown - RaveDJ
Mashup featuring Ferris Bueller'S Day Off & Missing Persons made at rave.dj
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will die on this hill: Digit from THE JIM HENSON HOUR was specifically my brand of weird.
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Muppets Digit Plays Piano on the Beach
Alt: Muppet Digit plays piano on the beach
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sudden drop in temperature has made me remember that for the first time in 17 years this winter I will not have at my disposal an autonomous intra-thigh thermal element, aka a small furry mammal's body heat parked just south of my crotch. Perhaps a hot water bottle in a muff can simulate it.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
i have like 500 hours in this game and just discovered no mans skys extremely unnecessary built in DAW and it goes kinda hard?? headphones for this probably
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Given we're a few weeks away from That Month:
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17/03/2026
Phoebe Sanders on YouTube with a timeline cleanse.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A cup of ketchup.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On some level I wish I could be the sort of person to not suspect strangers of nefarious intentions for seemingly innocuous actions, but if I'm sitting in an otherwise empty restaurant and you take the table next to me facing the same way, yeah, I'm gonna move. Learn you some personal space, K???
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
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Tanty De Lorean: Back to Future Car
Alt: From BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985, dir. Robert Zemeckis): At the very end Doc Brown's Delorean lifts off the ground, wheels folding up under it, as it flies off and then directly at the camera
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I recently had to mute a college pal on Fb. He is (& was) a Christian minister, tho of a more worldly sort, incorporating Hinduism & other faiths, but that wasn't why I got sick of him: he's become an AI bro, drunk on producing instant picture books for his son, mocking anyone who objects. #fuckAI
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, cool, my folks fly back from Europe this week. I wonder if I can get a bulk rate on two caskets...
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of the reasons republicans have targeted the trans community and the reason centrists are so comfortable abandoning it is *because* it’s so small that they know they won’t pay an electoral penalty from the group itself This is MORE of a reason to support and defend them!
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A viral musician from whom I enjoyed a few tracks made a social media post in support of Ed Sheeran, making it about his own Christian faith, as such types feel compelled to do when no one asks. Naturally this is an issue of "cancel culture," whereas Ed's mgmt & Kraft axing Macklemore is neutrality.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In recognition of #BatmanDay Night, I present the climax of the BATMAN 1989 theme, written & presided over by @dannyelfman.bsky.social on Tuesday, September 15, 2026.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pollock-a-boo! With tonight's very special guest star, The Holy Ghost!
Two paintings by Jackson Pollock, seen across a courtyard through windowpanes, the near glass reflecting an early Renaissance painting of Jesus
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973, dir. Paul Morrissey; aka ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN) is the movie that made Udo Kier's career with a single line: "Sometimes, Otto, in order to know Death, you must fuck Life in the gall bladder!" Also, the monster is hella gay. But isn't it always...
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What if Mitch McConnell became The Anti-Fetterman? Like, whatever happened to him over the past several months has repolarized him into an unrepentant progressive, advocating for abortion access, a free Palestine, trans rights, UBI, reparations, renewable energy: the works. TR*MP WOULD SHIT (MORE)
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm confused: is this the DEMOLITION MAN future or the IDIOCRACY future?
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My local supermarket has a spotty track record w/me: products often lapse from their shelves, sometimes for good, & making me feel like I was the only one buying them. Just now I was chuffed to see Modelo Negra was on sale, but the clerk then pointed out it was just Modelo. THAT'S THE ENTIRE BRAND
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just barely made the Rifftrax MST3K, and, uh hmm. Look, it wasn't bad. Much of it was quite funny. The movie was definitely deserving. But it had the same problem as many recent Rifftrax features: long stretches in the 2nd half where not enough of the jokes land. I liked the tardigrade song.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Quote this with your first anime.
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Battle Of The Planets G-force Anime Title Sequence Intro Phoenix Jason Battle Of The Planets Intro
Alt: Battle Of The Planets G-force Anime Title Sequence Intro Phoenix Jason Battle Of The Planets Intro
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puppa.bsky.social @puppa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One thing that seems missing from the sports "debate" is that student athletics are not meant to be training for professional athletes, but for health and social reasons. The only "fairness" govt should protect is everyone having access.
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saltmarsh art @thesaltmarsh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wish I could be there at SPX today, good luck everyone! 💞
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am very grateful that I didn't end up going out last night and had nowhere to be this morning, as the weather has been utterly ghastly. Assuming the forecast is correct it should clear up in time to see the @rifftrax.com #MST3K rebroadcast & then attend Beauty Bar's 30th anniversary. 🤞
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I continue to annoy myself by squandering rare opportunities for socialization: no, I didn't go to @smallpressexpo.bsky.social this weekend, and no, I didn't attend the 5 year anniversary of the Bar Freda Open Mic @ Rubulad, and no, I'm not seeing a midnight movie @ Spectacle or IFC or Nitehawk. 😑
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With minimal preparation I was ready to go on a thrift rampage today, but didn't leave the house til after 1 pm. The nearest one had a lackluster selection & meh vibes. I stumbled across a couple more but still no takers, then rode to where I believed a huge one was, only to realize it's tomorrow.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@evandorkin.bsky.social Has this been brought to your attention? More concerningly, has it been brought to Disney/Marvel's attention? youtu.be/ofCZ3mkofVU
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"Fightman" OP [New Fan-Made Tokusatsu Miniseries Coming Soon]
YouTube video by MD Visual Production
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
...excuse me WHAT www.craigslist.org/view/d/new-y...
A Craigslist For Sale listing: "Jeffrey Epstein's St. Regis Aspen | Phone/Note Pad 1998 - $27,333 (Manhattan)
"Vintage Leather | One Owner | The companion Cross© 14k Gold Pen is included
May include DNA or fingerprints. There is no physical provenance offered & are 100% anecdotal. Acquired from his St. Regis Aspen suite in the Winter of 1998.
Cash, Check or Credit/Debit card | Hand-Delivered in Manhattan, Nantucket or Aspen / Vail. Shipping elsewhere at cost. Thank you
Made in The United States of America [U.S.A.]
The St. Regis Aspen 303 East Durant Avenue, 81611"
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@drsinclair.bsky.social Hey Doc, I thought this might be interesting to you & @carlabrahamsson.bsky.social: the song itself leaves me cold, and besides the queer angle the video is unremarkable pop pablum... ...until they break out The Dream Machine. youtu.be/XYAghEq5Lfw Are Zoomers into Gysin???
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Troye Sivan - YOUTH (Official Video)
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last nite I saw The @cybertronicspree.bsky.social on their P.R.O.M. tour at Mercury Lounge: I dressed the part & danced undignified. Afterwards I drifted uptown, got pizza, then wrangled w/the MTA, getting to bed @ 4 am. I didn't get up til 3:30 pm, only thx to my downstairs neighbors' Tejaño music.
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rhett & Link, The Early Years
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today, September 10, 2026, is the 42nd anniversary of the debut of #Voltron #VoltronDefenderOfTheUniverse on American TV. 42 also happens to be The Ultimate Answer to The Question Of Life, The Universe And Everything. I will pay even greater attention to answers I receive this year. #defendedbe
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Voltron Assembles
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm polishing off an 2xOT day before I have the following 8 days off. Among other plans, I'm seeing both @cybertronicspree.bsky.social & @dannyelfman.bsky.social in concert and the new @rifftrax.com MST3K, going to the Snoopy fashion & tarot exhibits, and maybe @danagould.bsky.social as Dr. Z?
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Ken Applebaum @defendedbe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I suppose it's a metric of growth that August passed without my consciously acknowledging it was the 25th anniversary of the events that are largely why I didn't pursue a career in the comic industry. Maybe I'll make a comic. Not necessarily about said events: that's for another day. But a comic.
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Megaholt 𓅃 @megaholt.medsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can confirm that this is child abuse, and as a mandated reporter, I absolutely would report every single parent who participated in this, as well as every single administrator and teacher involved as well.
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