deezil @deezil.reconjure.com · 17/05/2025these need to be normalized against the size of those departments 000
Reposted by deezilactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount. 201351106137
Reposted by deezilUnusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Deepseek could be an extinction-level event for some venture capital firms," per Axios 3842991313
Reposted by deezilCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 21/08/2024Mr. Kenobi has referred to Mos Eisley as a "wretched hive of scum and villainy." But we sat down with some patrons at a local cantina and they painted a very different picture of life in the the struggling spaceport town and explained why they continue to support Mr. Jabba's leadership. 162561695
Reposted by deezilKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 18/05/2024After several attempts, Icarus actually did land successfully upon the surface of the sun, and lived there happily for years before returning to earth with wonderful tales of adventure. They always forget to tell you that part. 741858
Reposted by deezilcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/04/2024they need to make cars small and round again and also in cute colors. i don't want any more giant trucks i want richard scarry apple car 942052277
Reposted by deezilKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/04/2024NYPD has orders to shoot the tremors on sight 310510
deezil @deezil.reconjure.com · 03/04/2024Teenage Fanclub, Bandwagonesque Buffalo Tom, Let Me Come Over Green Day, Dookie Pavement, Crooked Rain Crooked Rain Superchunk, On The Mouth 000
Reposted by deezilMatthew Green @matthewdgreen.bsky.social · 31/03/2024This thing Facebook did — running an MITM on Snapchat and other competitors’ TLS connections via their Onavo VPN — is so deeply messed up and evil that it completely changes my perspective on what that company is willing to do to its users. 1022662
deezil @deezil.reconjure.com · 25/02/2024Truth. “The past is unchangeable and the future unknowable.” 020
Reposted by deezilwint @dril.bsky.social · 06/02/2024I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners . 395190363598
Reposted by deezilUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/02/2024some shit is about to go down 502499631
deezil @deezil.reconjure.com · 29/01/2024This explains the rise of “plant-based” to describe the dietary preference without the political inferences 010
Reposted by deezilAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 14/12/2023Panera is now selling a lemonade that makes you immortal. This is even worse than the lemonade that kills you, you’re doomed to watch all your loved ones age and perish. As you walk the lifeless Earth 1,000 eons from now you will regret getting a beverage with your Buffalo Chicken Ciabatta Melt 491651407
Reposted by deezilRon Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social · 10/12/2023These dogs look like the villains in a movie where a golden retriever wins a snowboarding tournament 7948391171
Reposted by deezilWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 10/12/2023we literally had white supremacists chanting "jews will not replace us" on a campus and nothing *close* to this was suggested 4835371207
Reposted by deezilJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 09/12/2023BREAKING: Grok has broken up with Elon and is now dating a trans woman 211894320
Reposted by deezilSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 07/12/2023To Catch 22, one must think like a 22. But to know how to think like a 22, one must first Catch 22. It's your classic something situation. 16570163
Reposted by deezilsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/06/2023I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second. 643262607
Reposted by deezilGregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff? 5153401376
Reposted by deezilDorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 23/11/2023Ladies: before you quit your high paying ad exec job in the city and move in with the handsome charming flannel-wearing Christmas-loving man who runs an adorable small business in your hometown, remember to ask where he was on January 6 👀 272424648
Reposted by deezilMolly White @molly.wiki · 26/11/2023Effective accelerationism has found an ally in Marc Andreessen, but his recent manifesto exposes that he just wants to go back to the old days when tech founders were uncritically revered, and when obstacles between him and staggering profits were nearly nonexistent. 2918
Reposted by deezilSensual Kazoo @sensualkazoo.bsky.social · 15/11/2023A second baby has struck the George Santos. 31049
Reposted by deezilkat blackheart @gothfem.me · 14/11/2023for sale: baby parachute, never opened 352639617
Reposted by deezilLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 11/11/2023Batman Beyond is the plant-based Batman alternative. 1043584
Reposted by deezilSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 11/11/2023Was this written by a giraffe? 4155572
Reposted by deezilBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 09/11/2023Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back 423962892
Reposted by deezilSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 07/11/2023"I'm not like other girls," I shriek from my perch in the chandelier from which three people are trying to dislodge me with brooms 1501140
Reposted by deezilMolly White @molly.wiki · 06/11/2023all this time i thought the lasers were going in the other direction 522976622
Reposted by deezilAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/11/2023“My truck is arrowproof! My truck is bulletproof” I shout out the vehicle’s window as autopilot drives me down a busy street at 60 mph. The AI mistakes a plastic bag blowing in the wind for a boulder and swerves off a bridge 15955165
Reposted by deezilGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/10/2023all time best version of this meme 172917828
