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State level Government Bureaucrat by choice, Metis by da grace of god Cascadian secessionist Painter of miniatures Autistic 24 (they/them)

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Ars Oreon (Bakutuber)🌑🐙🌕 @arsoreon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rem remains by far the funniest character in this game
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me showing an early hominid a comic from my book
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some personal news
Chunk the bear has been spotted eating 135,000 calories in 10 hours prior to hibernating this week
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Making a free cycling game @dfeldman.org · 11/09/2026
Just in case you ever have impostor syndrome, remember that in 2011, workers at Los Alamos National Laboratory brought six kilograms of plutonium together to take a picture to show their management. The amount was enough to start a chain nuclear reaction if they had been slightly closer.
Six silvery rods and a pen on a table
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
courage the cowardly dog
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 08/09/2026
it’s extremely funny that anyone would think they could pull this shit at that bar in this city, lol also hell yeah fuck yeah
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY COWORKERS AND ME DISCUSSING OUR SALARIES EVEN THOUGH OUR BOSS TOLD US NOT TO GETS ME OFF featuring a beautiful ladybuck on the left wearing stripped down business attire she is in a modern office and on there is the physical manifestation of salary discussion lookin like a NICE BIG DOLLAR SIGN with a smiling face
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 03/09/2026
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Dot @dotmaetrix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sure the C64 version is pretty cool, but does it have Christopher Lee talking about gender dysphoria?
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Michael Greshko @michaelgreshko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: The world's most sensitive dark matter detector has announced it has spotted something it can't easily explain: a single event that's tantalizingly consistent with a type of theorized dark matter particle. Very early days yet, but pretty wild. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...
science.org
World’s biggest dark matter detector spots a single weird particle
It’s far too early to declare a discovery, physicists with the LZ detector say
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this takes an incredible amount of character, not just to give it up, but to admit all of this. This guy has more guts than any AI fuck by a mile, and maybe more than us too. People who've managed to escape AI usage are invaluable towards convincing others to do the same.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/08/2026
fun fact: the strategic petroleum reserve doesn't take oil with an API gravity below 22.3 degrees. most of Venezuela's oil is very dense and has an API gravity between 5 and 15 degrees. sources: www.everycrsreport.com/reports/R463... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orinoco...
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Ville Sinkkonen @villesinkkonen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Neanderthal with schöningen spears
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Futurism @futurism.com · 27/08/2026
This is insane.
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Police Are Putting Up Fake 3D-Printed Flock Cameras and Swooping In to Arrest People Who Vandalize Them
a man was charged with three felonies after he cut down a 3D-printed "decoy" Flock camera, which was set up by police.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I worked with Tim Curry when I was seven, we were in the Opening Number of the Oscars together. I had no business being there, to be honest. I couldn’t sing OR dance. But he was patient with me, and was as funny, fun, and kind as you’d hope him to be. I always hoped I’d be able to see him again.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The city of Tempe, Arizona, says it is ending its Flock program
Tempe, AZ - The City of Tempe has turned off its Flock automated license plate reader (ALPR) system and will end its contract with the company. The cameras are no longer collecting license plate data and will be removed by Flock. The City will not seek another company to replace the system.
While the cameras have been a useful tool for Tempe Police, helping officers solve crimes, recent cases involving the misuse of automated license plate reader systems in Arizona and nationwide have raised concerns about the risks that come with the technology.Tempe Police has found no misuse of its own Flock system. The department audits its searches each month, and no improper use has been identified.
"These cameras have helped our police officers do their jobs, and we don't discount that," said Tempe Mayor Corey Woods. "But the risk of misuse is too great. We have to be able to provide public safety in a way that maintains the trust of our community. For Tempe, that means taking these cameras down."
"Any law enforcement tool used by the City must not pose a risk of infringing on residents' civil liberties," said Tempe Councilmember Bobby Nichols. "We have a responsibility to ensure that these technolo- gies are only employed if they present a narrowly tailored solution to a compelling government interest. I'm grateful to the City staff for this quick action and responsiveness to constituents' concerns."Residents may continue to see Flock cameras in Tempe until the company removes its equipment. Data previously collected by the system is stored for 30 days and then automatically deleted unless it is connected to an ongoing case or investigation. In those cases, the data may be retained as needed for the investigation. No new license plate data is being collected now that the system has been turned off.
Ending the use of the Flock system will change how Tempe Police approaches some investigations. Officers will continue to use other investigative tools and law enforcement partnerships to prevent crime, solve cases and respond when the community needs
them.The decision follows steps Tempe took earlier this month in response to community concerns. On Aug. 10, the City stopped sharing its Flock data with other law enforcement agencies. Tempe Police also launched a public Transparency Portal so residents could see how the system was being used. The portal will be discontinued now that the Flock system has been turned off.
The City of Tempe remains fully committed to both community safety and transparency. Residents can continue to track Tempe's public safety performance through the City's Strategic Management Performance Measures.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men
My painting of Tim Curry as Dr Frank N Furter in Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BREAKING: The union of Starbucks workers is officially calling for a boycott of the chain. @sbworkersunited.org has over 12,000 unionized baristas, and they're calling on customers to stop visiting Starbucks until they get a fair union contract.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three Dem. appointees, #SCOTUS has *granted* the Trump administration’s request to freeze a district court injunction that had blocked the mail-in ballots executive order. But Trump’s EO remains blocked by a different injunction in a different case—at least for now:
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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Baldi🍉 @baldikonijn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Didn´t post this guy here yet.
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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 21/08/2026
looking for a bad bitch to hunt me like T-1000
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kris/mneme🌰🐁🎊 @undasura.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i havent drawn nanao somehow so i drew nanao
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
$700 footrest
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Important news from #Brazil: about 90% of the famous and important Chapada do Araripe monument is currently under risk of destruction. Please help bring attention to this issue by signing the petition www.change.org/p/protect-th... #fossils #environment #conservation
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Protect the Chapada do Araripe: Safeguard Its Paleontological and Environmental Heritage
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gonna get blazed out of my mind and watch windows media player visualizers for the rest of the night.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yall be quiet the Libertarian who laid off thousands of people and is turning water into sludge with rampant AI use has something to say:
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani's first "Parents' Night Out" gave New York City parents free childcare for four hours on Aug. 16.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20/08/2026
This may be the most Bluesky that Bluesky has been since the invite days
Trending

1. Debate over "spreadsheet people" comment
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Karlisle @karlisle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The fundamental divide in the AI wars is that spreadsheet people do the work that allows slideshow people to do their work, and slideshow people think computer can just replace spreadsheet people with bullshit. Be proud of being a spreadsheet person.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On a related matter, I really wanna get Splatoon Raiders.
Crossover fanart of a bloodborne inspired inkling
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sunset w the bestie
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ICE and CBP are full of rapists and child predators. A new report details it in horrific detail.
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The Sex Criminals and Child Abusers of ICE and CBP
Rape. Domestic violence. Epstein friendship. It's all tolerated by our valiant homeland-security apparatus. PLUS: COINTELPRO 2026
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You ever see something so beautiful it makes you feel sick
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
'stop growing alfalfa in the American West for Saudi horses' sounds like absolute crank shit and I'm afraid it is not
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