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more orcas, fewer yachts Seattle he/him

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bluesky's head of trust & safety has "Canadian wanderer in Ireland" in bio so it's probably relatively easy for him to be like "yeah, calls for trans genocide are happening on the website that I'm responsible for...but they're happening *over there* so it's not like I can do anything about them"
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fuck ICE, free Palestine, go birds
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this
Back to regularly scheduled scre...
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Hi, my name is John Democrat, I believe that due to biological advantages, black people should be separated from white people sports. Don't worry, I agree with you on 99 percent of other issues
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/2026
Trans people have leverage now. You cannot abandon us and expect us to be part of your coalition to help everyone else. If you’re going to throw us away to win an election, don’t be surprised if we don’t show up for you. Especially if others in the party are considering it, and it could spread.
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It would be so funny if Rudy Giuliani died on Friday
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if you transplanted modern-day Democrats back to 1930s Germany they'd be on some bullshit about "I oppose the Nazis *but* I think they raise some legitimate questions about why so many bankers are Jewish" absolutely feckless, unprincipled cowards
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2010: "shovel ready" project 2028: "bulldozer ready" project 2030: "XM982 Excalibur ready" project
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
before they let someone produce a new TV show, they should have to go through a "is this just your fetish?" polygraph / background check
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"charlie brown had hoes" as a Venn diagram
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“a september to remember at tiffany”
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Ashe @ladyinsanity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If someone near you is secretly recording with glasses, yell “META stop recording!” It works even if you’re not the owner. (This is more effective than the Disney trick, since there are AI tools to remove background music.)
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
art is not dead
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
listen to @illconceivedpodcast.com
a display at a grocery store, selling cream pies.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Me Too did not go far enough.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
If you are trans and are raising money for your own needs, post the link below and I will share. If you are cis, choose one to donate to and share this thread.
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
this would fix me
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
we've got shrimp posts, shrimp retweets, shrimp quote-tweets, shrimp replies, shrimp screenshot subtweets... and you can do poverty shrimp discourse, veganism shrimp discourse, climate change shrimp discourse, "what counts as the Midwest" shrimp discourse...
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when I ask myself "who can I turn to for advice about the way Democrats should run the party" the obvious answer that comes to mind is "50 year old former clean coal lobbyist who is trying to get his YouTube channel off the ground and currently gets a couple hundred views per episode"
screenshot of Jaime Harrison's YouTube channel, showing the last month of videos. most have a couple hundred views, only one got over 1000.
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
this you?
a screenshot of Harrison's Wikipedia page, with the following highlighted: "His clients at the Podesta Group included banks, such as Bank of America and Wells Fargo, Berkshire Hathaway, pharmaceutical companies, casinos, the American Coalition for Clean Coal Electricity, and Walmart, among others."
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show and @boontavista.com
from the Wikipedia page for the Australian Emu War, a picture captioned "A man holding an emu killed by Australian soldiers"screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the Australian Emu War. includes "Outcome: Minimal impact on the overall emu population."
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
take notes: if you're an AIPAC-backed Democrat, not only will you lose your primary challenge but you will lose so badly that the AP announces the result only 4 minutes after the polls close
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald 🫠 @giromide.online · 23/06/2026
[Ken Burns sad violin plays] Dearest Kaitlynne, I regret that I must inform you that we remain in the pool for another six months. I pray that you and the children remain steadfast. Tell Braedyn and Kassidee I think of them every day as I toil away in the algae-laden muck. Yours forever, Dusstyn
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agirlintheshed @agirlintheshed.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Zoomer Gallipoli is back on the menu
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
scolds Bluesky users for wanting to be in a bubble and simultaneously defends the Nazi site because if you "curate" your feed there (aka make it a bubble) you won't see *much* Nazi shit idk man just admit you like hanging out in the Nazi bar.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
tired: my dog ate my homework wired: we need to ignore distractions like "due dates" and come together as a classroom to focus on what's really important, delivering me a passing grade for the American people
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
a child-involved running-over occurred in the vicinity of a road containing traffic
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
this is the way the world ends - not with a bang, but with a Democratic Senator whimpering "this is a distraction from kitchen table issues"
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Democrats: we need a Joe Rogan for the left, someone who can appeal to disaffected young people also Democrats:
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I was listening to @trashfuture.bsky.social and the guest referred to this scenario as "Zoomer Gallipoli" and that phrase has been lodged in my brain ever since
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
hey it's ya boy the woke ginger here today to talk to you about the dangers of "influencer culture" make sure to like, comment, and subscribe and buy one of my "muy woke" baseball caps for just $30.95
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
he's already pivoted to Soros-posting 6 months, maximum, before he's gone fully right-wing with some "why I left the left" grift
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Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
One Battle After Another would have been a good movie if my dad were in it and he looked into the camera and addressed me by name and said he always loved me.
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
pay attention to how carefully this is worded - "I did not accept $1500" if he was offered $1500 by a dark money group to make a post smearing someone, made the post, then deleted it due to backlash, and as a result doesn't get paid it is *technically* true that he did not "accept" the $1500
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Megan Wachspress @meganwachspress.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
More details and context about what being a woman math major in the early-2000s was like and why it was so damaging here: cooperativeoverlapping.substack.com/p/a-fuller-s...
cooperativeoverlapping.substack.com
A Fuller Statement About My Bluesky Posts
Let me paint a picture of what it was like to be a woman math major at the University of Chicago circa 2004.
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
do you also have documentation that you didn't fuck a goat
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"I have a receipt proving I did *not* take a bribe (and I'm going to claim it exists, but not actually show it)" absolutely one of the most guy-who-got-caught-taking-a-bribe things that has ever been said
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Damon Nice @ratsavant.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This guy went to my high school and he got suspended for kicking a dog
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"I'm loving all the engagement I'm getting, and actually profiting from it lol" (replies: disabled)
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 07/03/2026
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2024
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Never forget who you’re fighting for.
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
in a heat wave during the summer it could be steamballs. is that what you want? do you want our brave NYPD heroes to receive 3rd degree burns from people throwing superheated water at them???
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
jury nullification is one of the foundational principles of the American legal system. in this essay I will
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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I am totes in my fleek-maxxing era right now.
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