stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 21hOK. here's me engaging with what you wrote: "But I’ve had to admit to my libertarian friends that they were right. Concentration of power can be abused." everyone (except brain-damaged econ professors, apparently) already knew this. crediting your "libertarian friends" for the insight is absurd. 070
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the most recent zeppelin flight I was on, I was seated next to a slovenly gentleman who wasn't even wearing a hat, and he was scrolling /r/ankles the entire time 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Disclosure (1994) is bad, and aged worse, *but* it also has some of the same "in the future, going on the computer will look like being inside the Money For Nothing video" vibes 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026quicksand locations quicksand locations popular quicksand locations near me quicksand locations near me open now quicksand locations near me parking free or paid 010
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026tired: a chicken in every pot wired: a Hattori Hanzo sword in every woman's hands 021
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the Mariners can still win the World Series if Mike Pence has courage 0293
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"I get knocked down, but I get up again, you'll never keep me down" --Muhammad Ali 1110
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have car insurance, but I've never made a claim on it because I've never gotten into an accident therefore, I don't exist and neither does my car 030
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026his cadence and the eye movements back to the prompter are painful to watch www.reddit.com/r/popculture...reddit.comFrom the popculturechat community on Reddit: Ed Sheeran opens solo concert in Philadelphia with comments about Gaza, says what's happening is 'catastrophic and unjustifiable.'Explore this post and more from the popculturechat community 181
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mr. President the people of my country yearn for Zoomer Gallipoli 1160
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026like Sun Tzu wrote, "just drop a bunch of bombs and then the problem will be solved forever with no blowback or unintended consequences" 1854
Reposted by stunt nutsPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136502898
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm old enough to remember a week and a half ago, when a Fox News anchor framed a question as about "biological men competing in women's sports" and he nodded and agreed it was an important issue, then said he was opposed to it if it endangered "safety or fairness" 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026lol "former GOP" in bio sit this one out buddy realizing 10 minutes ago that Republicans are terrible is not something to brag about. no one left-of-center cares about your opinion or advice. 150
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026from the "Mussolini made the trains run on time" wing of the Democratic Party 040
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 19/09/2026scratch a "Tree Hugger, Lovers of List, Anti Fascists, Radical, Left Wing on Finance, Environment, Health Care, War Poverty, Green Party, Free Gaza" and a "yeah but the fascists kinda have a valid point about the degenerate <slurs> tho" bleeds 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026put down the lathe of heaven, I'm worried Kalshi will produce this as a reality TV show 080
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bluesky's head of trust & safety has "Canadian wanderer in Ireland" in bio so it's probably relatively easy for him to be like "yeah, calls for trans genocide are happening on the website that I'm responsible for...but they're happening *over there* so it's not like I can do anything about them" 030
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I support this, but only if they have an annual festival where they set the Gulf of Cleveland on fire, and release so many balloons that it blots out the sun. 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/09/2026going back in time, and on my way to kill baby Hitler, giving Gal Gadot a flat tire so she misses her chance to audition for 4 Fast 4 Furious 020
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"you couldn't kill someone by slapping them with a salmon" challenge accepted 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I enjoy hanging out with my friends while smoking meth and stealing catalytic converters hanging out with friends is good and legal and not addictive therefore, smoking meth and stealing catalytic converters is also good and legal and not addictive 1110
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm hoarding diesel in mason jars and old yogurt containers 020
Reposted by stunt nutsCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this 122708542
Reposted by stunt nutsErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/2026Trans people have leverage now. You cannot abandon us and expect us to be part of your coalition to help everyone else. If you’re going to throw us away to win an election, don’t be surprised if we don’t show up for you. Especially if others in the party are considering it, and it could spread. 1673681
Reposted by stunt nutsbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11 333069668
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm glad you're here. the world is a better place because of your existence. 110
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026if I had been in flight school at the same time as them I would have been like "no landings are super important you should learn them too" and insisted on it super awkwardly and made them uncomfortable and eventually they would have given up and gone back home to Saudi Arabia 020
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026this is a fantastic article, I'm not sure why it's getting so much criticism as someone who was born yesterday, I'm always open to hearing new ideas, especially when it's "here's what Democrats need to do" advice from a guy who has spent his entire career working with defense contractors 100
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026do you have a source for this picture, or know the location? the geoguessr nerd in me is dying to know 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the designers of this car once heard someone say the words "wind tunnel" and they shot him dead on the spot 030
Reposted by stunt nutsKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It would be so funny if Rudy Giuliani died on Friday 2161858
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026if you transplanted modern-day Democrats back to 1930s Germany they'd be on some bullshit about "I oppose the Nazis *but* I think they raise some legitimate questions about why so many bankers are Jewish" absolutely feckless, unprincipled cowards 010
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I will double my Patreon subscription if there's an a cappella version of We Are Charlie Kirk 011
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 07/09/2026holding the control yoke with one hand and my phone with the other and asking out loud "ok Google is this approach stabilized" 020
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026here in Washington state we have Hood Canal, but it's not a true canal, it's a fjord bonus fun fact, fjord is a very fun word to say 1250
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 04/09/20262010: "shovel ready" project 2028: "bulldozer ready" project 2030: "XM982 Excalibur ready" project 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026tired: 1 billion Americans wired: 1 billion Supreme Court justices 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026before they let someone produce a new TV show, they should have to go through a "is this just your fetish?" polygraph / background check 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026just got back from the hakeem jeffries campaign rally. I was the only person there so I had to chant "better things aren't possible" extra loud 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026mixing Gatorade 150 with Panera Death Lemonade just to feel something 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 02/09/2026smh the Starbucks baristas don't say merry kirkmas they all just say "happy 9/11 eve" 010
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026make John Roberts chain himself to a bulldozer if he really wants to stop the demolition 000
stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Taken 3 was in 2014, I can't believe they published such an obvious typo 030
