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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this is a fantastic article, I'm not sure why it's getting so much criticism as someone who was born yesterday, I'm always open to hearing new ideas, especially when it's "here's what Democrats need to do" advice from a guy who has spent his entire career working with defense contractors

screenshot from https://progresschamber.org/team/dave-vorland/

"Dave Vorland leads the Blue Horizon Project at the Chamber of Progress, where he works to reset the relationship between Democrats and the technology sector. As a seasoned national security and communications executive, he brings deep expertise in policy, strategy, and coalition-building to this effort.

Dave served as an appointee in both the Obama and Biden Administrations, most recently serving as Acting Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Space and Missile Defense Policy, overseeing U.S. policies on space warfighting, missile defense, and international partnerships. Previously, as Special Assistant to the Deputy Secretary of Defense, he advised on military modernization, support for Ukraine, and innovation initiatives to strengthen America’s competitiveness against China."

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

12 hour window of opportunity and dude goes to visit his mom to whine about his ex (Molly Ringwald as the mom, to her credit, is like "fuck off, LeVar Burton is coming over, don't cockblock me")

"Owen goes to his mother Linda's apartment to vent about Malika, but Linda tells him she needs him to beat it so that she can spend the night with her partner, Rick."

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I had the semi-automatic civilian version of this when I was a kid. fucks.

the Nintendo 64 with the translucent grey plastic shell

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"what radicalized you?" "idk probably the website that shows you Amazon prices over time" (camelcamelcamel.com for the unaware)

screenshot of the Amazon price history of a Samsung 128gb "Pro Endurance" Micro SD card. it dips as low as $12, usually hovering around $20, until in early 2026 it rises sharply up to $77 then back down a tiny bit to its current price of $63.

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

when I ask myself "who can I turn to for advice about the way Democrats should run the party" the obvious answer that comes to mind is "50 year old former clean coal lobbyist who is trying to get his YouTube channel off the ground and currently gets a couple hundred views per episode"

screenshot of Jaime Harrison's YouTube channel, showing the last month of videos. most have a couple hundred views, only one got over 1000.

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

live video of me waiting for mr. daniel "literally so indecisive he holds a yes/no sign sideways" biss to respond to this

a stock photo of a skeleton sitting at a computer

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

"I have made my final statement below and am heading back to work." 4 hours later: back in the replies, claiming that Being Mean To Me Online Is Defamation these are the political masterminds who send me 10 "URGENT: can you chip in $5?" emails every day

post from Simon Rosenberg saying "This is a false and defamatory statement. I never smeared locals. That is a purposeful misrepresentation of what I have repeatedly written. I've explain this now many times." timestamped at 11:05am on Jan 18th

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

"centrist is a racist slur" 6 hours later: reposting obvious misinformation in the form of a fake quote from Zohran Mamdani you're not beating the Blue MAGA allegations, dear.

screenshot of an obviously fake Zohran Mamdani "quote" that is being reposted saying "yikes did he say this?"

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Goat, deciding that he liked the new kind of treat

close-up of a black & white cat, using his paws to hold on to a chewable treat stick

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

TIL thanks to this article from @kromandavid.bsky.social that one of the requirements to be mayor of Seattle is owning a 7000 sqft home in a wealthy neighborhood

"Wilson’s apartment can’t be more than 600 square feet. It’s packed with books and wallpaper-plastered along the edges where the walls meet the ceiling, giving it the denlike feel of a speakeasy. At night, she and her husband put their 2-year-old daughter to sleep in a crib in their bedroom, before wheeling her into the living room when it’s their turn to sleep.

It’s just the sort of home one might imagine for a scrappy organizer, but far from Harrell’s 7,000-square-foot Seward Park home, more typical of a big-city mayor. The incongruity between its diminutive size and the enormous scope of the job Wilson wants is dizzying.

It’s a disconnect that now colors much of Wilson’s life. "

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

reading the whole thing doesn't make it better... she's simultaneously from too wealthy of a family to be a Real Progressive (including "leading some to criticize her" weasel words) but also, she's too poor to be mayor? because mayors are supposed to own 7000 sqft houses. make up your mind.

"It’s a path underpinned by idealism and no small amount of privilege. Growing up, her family never lacked for money or basic comforts, leading some to lump her in with some progressives nationwide who have been criticized for advocating socialistic policies for people whose hardships they’ve never fully experienced."

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

the threat level is orange. don't ask why the threat level is orange. it just is.

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

we should bring back the color-coded warning system

the post 9/11 color-coded terrorism warning levels, except replaced with "risk of it happening"

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

this labeler remains undefeated in the marketplace of ideas tried to figure out what "social venture entrepreneur" means and it's even dumber than I expected - he founded "Fiskkit" which was one of those "automated Both Sides-ing of the news" websites. their FAQ hasn't been updated since 2015.

screenshot showing that he's detected by the "Matt Yglesias follower" Bluesky labeler

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Gavin Newsom supporters see this chart and do the "pointing at TV" meme

graph of blood levels by age in the US showing gen X had by far the highest exposure

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

WE ARE THE PRIESTS OF THE TEMPLES OF SYRINX OUR GREAT COMPUTERS FILL THE HALLOWED HALLS

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stunt nuts @decafbeef.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

history does not look kindly on collaborators justfacts.votesmart.org/candidate/ke...

screenshot of Mark Warner's voting history, showing that he voted on March 14th to confirm Trump's cabinet nominees for Deputy Secretary of Defense, Deputy Secretary of State, and Secretary of the Navy

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