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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
China has lost the mandate of heaven.
An advertisement for a KFC x Oreo Chicken Sandwich crossover. The chicken sandwich has two buns that are as black as the cookie part of an Oreo with the Oreo logo stamped onto it. In between the top bun and the fried chicken is a layer of what looks like chocolate cream with chocolate chunks in it, but the ad identifies this as "Mashed Potatoes mixed with OREO (yes, really)". Below are a pack of otherwise normal Oreo cookies except the cream center is a yellowish color. The ad identifies these as "KFC Spicy Chicken OREOs" with "KFC Chicken Flavored Creme!" The ad is from China.
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SizeWorkshop | COMMISSIONS OPEN @sizeworkshop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Repost if you'd date people twice your height
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 30/04/2026
i just keep getting hotter and smarter
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Dont give up
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The FBI is “proactively” identifying “domestic terrorists,” including anyone with critical views on “capitalism,” “Americanism,” “Christianity,” “migration,” “race,” “gender,” and “family.” Essentially, every single Bluesky user. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-p...
Now, Trump’s budget request reveals, the FBI runs a dedicated “NSPM-7 Joint Mission Center”; with personnel from 10 federal agencies, it is busy “proactively” identifying domestic terrorists motivated by any of the following beliefs:

“anti-Americanism,”
“anti-capitalism,”
“anti-Christianity,”
“support for the overthrow of the U.S. Government,”
“extremism on migration,”
extremism on “race,”
extremism on “gender,”
“Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family,”
Hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on “religion,” and
Hostility towards those who hold traditional views on “morality.”
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The average number of limbs per person
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23/02/2026
Congratulations everyone
A chicken walking on the beach the caption is:

If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Pixelcode 🇺🇦 @pixelcode.social.tchncs.de.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2026
Remember the 2002 Winter #Olympics in Salt Lake City (USA)? commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_…
International Olympic Committee (IOC) when commemorating dead Americans at the Olympics: smiling chihuahua.

IOC when commemorating dead Ukrainians at the Olympics: angry chihuahua.
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Technically a full Linux user now! My monitor broke and I have no idea when I'll have time to fix it.
A Steam Deck on a desk with a USB keyboard and mouse hooked up to it.
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Roberto Abramowitz @robertoabramowitz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
If your Health Insurance Company denies you coverage. Do this! ⬇️
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
ICE cannot be allowed to exist in any shape or form. They are terrorists. What they are doing are war crimes. The murder of Renee Good was a war crime and should be prosecuted as such.
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SmutBase / Open3DLab @smutbase.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I hope everyone who supports this type of legislation understands that this type of shit will doom the youths they seek to protect, the family values they claim to uphold, and the people they claim to represent.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.” He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Please, if you're an artist, post your links to Mastodon or whatever you plan on moving to after this. I'm sure everyone's ready to follow you there at this point.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
scientists have found a direct link between people saying "things will get better" and things getting worse
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Hey Asheville.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
One of the things mentioned here is that they arrived in unmarked cars and wore casual clothing, so if staff hadn’t had the courage to tell them to go away, how would you know they were federal agents and not random adult men abducting children? This should be the biggest conservative mom panic ever
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Good Morning please remember we can all aspire to be more petty
50 Cent says he's going to contact Trump to tell him the bad things Diddy said about him after president doesn't rule
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The way this guy says "Chibi Anime" has completely destroyed my vocabulary.
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The fact that Jubilee changed the title of the video so as to not call Peterson a christian just goes to show that their objective is to give the most horrible people a reason to spout their opinions.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2025
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/02/2025
yup
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over
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Jan-Werner Mueller @jwmueller-pu.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Musk joins German far right's opening rally remotely, instructs Germans to stop feeling guilty and reminds them how impressed Caesar had been with German tribes' ability to fight. Could not make this up.
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Elon Musk bei AfD-Wahlkampfauftakt in Halle (Saale) zugeschaltet
»Seid stolz, Deutsche zu sein«: Von einer Videoleinwand sprach der Techmilliardär Elon Musk zu AfD-Anhängern. Der Trump-Berater verbreitete seine Erkenntnisse über die »deutsche Kultur«, in der Messeh...
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Snao 🔞 @snao.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
There needs to be a sequel to Mario Sunshine called Wario Moonshine
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 24/01/2025
Elon Musk says Twitter (X) is 'barely breaking even' and user growth has stagnated
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person of wife experience @femiurge.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
this probably goes so hard if you're kinda dumb
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Free Palestine has been banned on TikTok as hate speech. But it isn't banned here. Free Palestine.
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Asahi TV set up a fake living room, complete with a kotatsu, to illustrate a point about how old VHS and other home magnetic video tapes are degrading and need digital back-ups before they disappear forever.
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This might be the time. Twitter is going to be harder to give up than Meta was since there's still a lot of artists who exclusively post on there, but the next four years are going to be hard enough without going on that site.
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Maybe it's just me? Is there a reason why I suddenly can't access the site with my VPN on @support.bsky.team?
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DeathMinister @deathminister.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
BlueSky still hasn't backtracked on protecting their favorite transphobic journalist and I need to know where all the artists are going now.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
(Biden after reading 'The Hundred Years' War on Palestine'): I have to pardon my son
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/11/2024
i felt like i didn’t include enough posters that have made my time online into what it is today while not including everyone i want since i’m limited, i made another starter pack list of all the posters and friends i met early on who made my online experience incredibly fun!
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