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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 21m

*stepping it up even more* my phone is *made* of grass it lets me make lawn distance phone calls

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 2h

so i got followed by a guy with a brand new account, no posts, and he only follows women with their faces in their pfps that's probably fine, right

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 2h

so i have this humorous bit about marathons... it's a running joke

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 7h

It says something about the state of the world that there is no Nobel Prize for best casino.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 7h

so, i suddenly feel like i'm dying and it's confusing and scary! anyway, back to the jokes, ty for making me laugh

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

tech bro is short for technically broken

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 22h

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

(grabbing different mushrooms off the forest floor and eating them) no you don’t have to identify them that’s a myth

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

*me wanting to talk and knowing how much you love pasta* penne for your thoughts?

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

her: did you know makeup expires? me: *spits mine out* WHAT

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i might need a second therapist i think im too powerful for just the one

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

yo chill out what you do in life is echoing in eternity and shit

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

when you die all the jokes you forgot before you could post them flash before your eyes

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gladiatorial coke v pepsi combat in the Roman Colasseum

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it's called moving a group of woolly ruminants, maybe ewe herd of it

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

jerry, your autocorrect change "post" to "posture"

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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The moopsy drinks your bones

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

r eliable a nd m eaningful e motional n utrition

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

entering a self-deprecation contest, and i'm probably gonna lose

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

trying to stay positive but it feels like my second murder trial is going worse than my first

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can call into Bluesky sick, you know. You're not getting paid anyway.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

becca: [fries beans] rebecca: [refries beans]

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it's called being wounded maybe you've hurt of it

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

don't need a reason for drawing an ouroboros, it's an end in itself

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

not imploding, not exploding, just standing here ploding

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

as the old saying goes, "don't count your cuckin's before they watch"

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