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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I whooped, triumphantly accepted the little red Triceratops and handed it to my grateful son. Then I looked over at the line of 7 little children staring in surprise at the grown man who had just celebrated kicking their ass.

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Indigo @indigoniebla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My Perfectly Fine liberal arts degree didn't impress employers, so I went back to uni and learned computer programming. Claude Code says the joke's on me, but at least I know I'm stuck in a Greek Tragedy.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the land of bullet points, the Paragraph Man is king.

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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In "The Good Place" or "Defending Your Life," afterlife statisticians compile meticulous data from your life. If ever given the chance to ask, I would want to know exactly how many times I have ever tapped the "Delete" key.

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Pressing the Delete Key on a Keyboard

ALT: Pressing the Delete Key on a Keyboard

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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I thought an important aspect of being a sniper is camouflage and stealth. Will the guys manning the arch be outfitted with white uniforms and gold helmets? Maybe they’ll be all silver like street performers.

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Silver Dancing Statue in London

ALT: Silver Dancing Statue in London

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When are they interviewing Clippy about all the changes to Microsoft Word

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"

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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 07/09/2026

“I got your ‘eat shit’ loud and clear” is, unfortunately, an objectively very funny statement. Point: AI

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

To mark the 60th anniversary of the debut of Star Trek and the 52nd anniversary of President Ford’s pardon of Richard Nixon, I hereby pardon Paramount for Star Trek V, seasons 1 & 2 of Picard, and the puppet episode of Strange New Worlds. #StarTrek

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yes I can hear you Tanguy Destable

Matt Berry saying I can hear you Clem Fandango

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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We need an annual summer holiday where stores start stocking up ten weeks early on pesto-flavored everything.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Ten weeks is too much run-up time to Halloween and ten minutes is too little time to take all that shit down on November 1.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“Hire me Phillip Eng” 🤣 www.reddit.com/r/mbta/s/4fq...

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My daily metabolism used to burn off an entire pizza. Now it holds onto a saltine cracker like a family heirloom.

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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Mamdani is succeeding in part by projecting joy Ossoff is succeeding in part by projecting steely ferocity We’re in a moment when attitude is nearly as powerful as ideology, because we all need courage. And these are two ways of summoning it

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Hakeem Jefferson @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

“I was asked not to mention the Times at all. I’m choosing not to honor that norm, b/c silence abt how accountability journalism gets suppressed is itself a form of suppression.” Read the back story of how @nytimes.com and @thebulwark.com killed @adambonica.bsky.social’s piece. What a mf badass.

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With Fear and Favor

Institutions don’t have courage. They have incentives.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Woke 1 this morning The world turned upside down, Thing's ain't been the same Since the Blues walked into town.

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The Sopranos Opening Theme with James Gandolfini

ALT: The Sopranos Opening Theme with James Gandolfini

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Dr. Strange’s spell includes everyone in-universe forgetting that Peter Parker is 23 and looks 33.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Yet another distraction from bad news. If he starts going to events dressed in a tan suit, head for the bunkers.

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My dad grew some chillies this year, and dried them into flakes. He knows I love hot food, and told me they have "a bit of a kick". I tried some yesterday, and have since been unable to blink in unison, for fuck's sake.

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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If Fauci had come back with "I'm a guy who would never ignore his son-in-law beating the shit out of his own daughter," I'd have asked for his hand in marriage.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

@joshtpm.bsky.social Another O.G. writes from the trenches about what 2026 has brought to the news websites. "Over the past 5-10 years or so, social media platforms went from prioritizing news traffic to burying it."

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A "60 Minutes correspondent" is a full-time investigative journalist who researches, writes, and hosts in-depth segments. Ross Douthat will fail not due to his headful of lazy ideas but the demands of a full-time gig. He hasn't put in a solid 40-hour work week in decades. It will break him.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Think of the saddest thing that happened in your childhood, multiply it by 100, and see how it compares to these 36 seconds

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

For God’s sake, Siri, I never say “gonna.”

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Can someone explain what “prime time” is, as if to someone under 60 years old? Is it an Amazon thing?

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Why “brief and sudden illness” but not “unexpectedly”?

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Altman always has an expression on his face like he just saw some cops in the doorway while the maître d’ is pointing out where he is

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Normie Dems are demanding candidates with "fight"; ideology and hot button policy positions are far less important. It's worth understanding what they're saying. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/a-res...

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A Response to Matt Yglesias About ‘Fight’ in Democratic Candidates

This morning on Bluesky Politico’s Josh Gerstein flagged to me and others...

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This Egyptian goalie is really ... the king of denial

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgium trolled the US with a savage two-word message after knocking them out of the World Cup: “Overturn this.”

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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Guy At Drive-Thru: “We have Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero…” 7th Century Mathematician Brahmagupta: “Coke WHAT?”

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Disembodied Head Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Soccer was invented to trick Americans into learning where other countries are.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Watching the World Cup on Telemundo, which broadcasts from an amazing-looking studio somewhere in Medio Tiempo.

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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Though the experience and friendship was reward enough in Taskmaster, my eldest also gave me a trophy! #Taskmaster

A Taskmaster-style trophy of Armando Iannucci with 2nd Place written on it.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I don’t get why extra security at the Knicks game is happening. The Mayor is in the cheap seats. MSG should have said, “We will not inconvenience our fans with TSA-level security. Standard protocols will apply.” Then he can decide whether to go or not.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Keytar Bear has dropped out of the Great American State Fair lineup.

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