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Deadly Spoons

@deadlyspoons.bsky.social
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Original MA liberal goo-goo. Paragraph person. Aged out of the coveted demo. Prefers Tomorrowland to TVLand. Allergic to Retinax.

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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Ilya,” I say, “why don’t you just introduce yourself and Ira? You know all these lovely people, don’t you?” “Nyet,” says Mr. Ehrenburg. “Can’t say that I do.” “Oh, all right,” I say. “Ilya, Ira, here’s Yma, Ava, Oona. Ilya, Ira— Ona, Ida, Abba, Ugo, Aga.” (“Yma Dream”, Thomas Meehan)
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A prominent technology commentator I highly value recently stated that Twitter is less toxic and more lively than before and the Musk-algo was quietly shelved. So I took a peek. At the top of my feed was a sneer from user “happygorucky” going after Derek Guy. 🤷
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you want to continue that Second Line vibe… youtu.be/j8ItqO5a7Hk?...
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The Dirty Dozen Brass Band With Dr. John - "It's All Over Now"
YouTube video by Global Music Fan
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I whooped, triumphantly accepted the little red Triceratops and handed it to my grateful son. Then I looked over at the line of 7 little children staring in surprise at the grown man who had just celebrated kicking their ass.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It cannot be dark if you don’t give a shit about 2/3’s of the tertiary heroes making up this thing. What, they’re gonna resurrect Steve Rogers in Act II so they can kill him again in Act III? Qui Gon, NOOO
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Obi-Wan Kenobi's Star Wars Scream
ALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi's Star Wars Scream
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Oh, cursed fate; certain thoughts are better left unthunk."
Greek Chorus from "Mighty Aphrodite." A row of adults in robes wearing large masks speak and point in unison.
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Indigo @indigoniebla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My Perfectly Fine liberal arts degree didn't impress employers, so I went back to uni and learned computer programming. Claude Code says the joke's on me, but at least I know I'm stuck in a Greek Tragedy.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This one transferable skill is indispensable.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the land of bullet points, the Paragraph Man is king.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Small correction: The phrase damnatio memoriae was not used by the ancient Romans. It first appeared in a thesis written in Germany in 1689. They did do it, but just didn’t call it anything. It was ut solitum.
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Simpsons style
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Arrow Guy" steps up
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Endgame Avengers: Clint Barton's Hope
ALT: Endgame Avengers: Clint Barton's Hope
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In "The Good Place" or "Defending Your Life," afterlife statisticians compile meticulous data from your life. If ever given the chance to ask, I would want to know exactly how many times I have ever tapped the "Delete" key.
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Pressing the Delete Key on a Keyboard
ALT: Pressing the Delete Key on a Keyboard
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are dying to have this as a poster, I'll make some tomorrow: www.etsy.com/listing/4582...
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Broadsheets Are the Future Print - Etsy
This Digital Prints item is sold by thenightwellforge. Ships from Pasadena, CA. Listed on Sep 25, 2026
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer: Intense Stare
Alt: Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer: Intense Stare
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HIPAA or hippo?
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least I’m [hic] I’m not [hic] I [hic] am not a millenn— A millionenn— A mill— [hic] A Melania. youtu.be/sdPcjIrSvcs?...
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Foster Brooks Roasts Don Rickles
YouTube video by what4cars
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Luckily someone caught its final signoff. youtu.be/lT40nTFax7U?...
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USSR TV End of Day Sign-off with Anthem (Translated into English + Subtitled)
YouTube video by TreeMovies
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck tote bags. I want THIS as a special gift for making a bigger pledge.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You are mistakenly repeating a right-wing distortion as fact. Trump has banned three entire networks from the White House. In 2009 Obama excluded a single Fox reporter from a single pool interview, was roundly roasted, and reversed within hours. There is no parallelism.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought an important aspect of being a sniper is camouflage and stealth. Will the guys manning the arch be outfitted with white uniforms and gold helmets? Maybe they’ll be all silver like street performers.
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Silver Dancing Statue in London
ALT: Silver Dancing Statue in London
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kind, talented, authentic, generous, iconic. No, wait, that’s Dolly Parton. Scratch that. How about: Footnote, imposter, yawping, homina homina
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First thing that popped into my head and, it seems, everyone she hires.
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would
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When are they interviewing Clippy about all the changes to Microsoft Word
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This toothless “Great Value” Lewis Lapham will have an hour on how Marcus Aurelius would have felt about e-bikes.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like the Wilhelm Scream, “Mel’s Yell” needs to enter the lexicon.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Exhibit II: Angine De Poitrine appearing on the talk shows ( Kimmel, Fallon). Put your arms up, make a triangle, move beyond the slop.
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Angine De Poitrine
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LOL at the “chairs of the party's five ideological factions” as if they’re The Five Families from the Godfather.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A subreddit called r/OrphanCrushingMachine focuses on news stories involving themes such as generosity, self-sacrifice, overcoming hardship, etc., presented as “wholesome” or “uplifting” without criticism of the situation's causes (notably, systemic problems).
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Mr. Six” McConnell.
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Mr. Six Dancing Six Flags Commercial
ALT: Mr. Six Dancing Six Flags Commercial
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Perched upon a bust of Clemens just above my chamber door. Quoth the maven: “I got nothing anymore.”
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
feline AIDS is the number one killer of domestic cats
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 07/09/2026
“I got your ‘eat shit’ loud and clear” is, unfortunately, an objectively very funny statement. Point: AI
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To mark the 60th anniversary of the debut of Star Trek and the 52nd anniversary of President Ford’s pardon of Richard Nixon, I hereby pardon Paramount for Star Trek V, seasons 1 & 2 of Picard, and the puppet episode of Strange New Worlds. #StarTrek
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes I can hear you Tanguy Destable
Matt Berry saying I can hear you Clem Fandango
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The soundtrack cements it: the teeny squeaky wheel; the dramatic drumroll; and when the cable snaps, the sound of a cut piano wire. 🤣 youtu.be/lghIDQSbxw8?...
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wilie coyote wheel on helmet
YouTube video by marc deschamps
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yet still I seethe... 😉
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Chihuahua Ladrando y Gruñendo
ALT: Chihuahua Ladrando y Gruñendo
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm sorry, but even for sport, the Post should not only be ignored but disregarded. No clicks, no views, no attention.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I knew the original "bitchcakes" from AOL, back in, oh I'd say, 1996.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I stopped eating hot dogs 30 yrs ago
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Did she get to say goodbye on air? Was she escorted by security?
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Will Ferrell: I Got Fired
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I can hear him say “Romanian philanthropist”
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Seeing the poster I first heard “froh-7” in my head. When you say it aloud, “double O” and “F. R. O.” have the same meter.
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Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Two for each circuit. Plus three associate chief justices (to assign opinions and manage the docket) makes 29.
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