Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 14/10/2026“Ilya,” I say, “why don’t you just introduce yourself and Ira? You know all these lovely people, don’t you?” “Nyet,” says Mr. Ehrenburg. “Can’t say that I do.” “Oh, all right,” I say. “Ilya, Ira, here’s Yma, Ava, Oona. Ilya, Ira— Ona, Ida, Abba, Ugo, Aga.” (“Yma Dream”, Thomas Meehan) 171
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A prominent technology commentator I highly value recently stated that Twitter is less toxic and more lively than before and the Musk-algo was quietly shelved. So I took a peek. At the top of my feed was a sneer from user “happygorucky” going after Derek Guy. 🤷 010
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you want to continue that Second Line vibe… youtu.be/j8ItqO5a7Hk?...youtu.beThe Dirty Dozen Brass Band With Dr. John - "It's All Over Now"YouTube video by Global Music Fan 000
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I whooped, triumphantly accepted the little red Triceratops and handed it to my grateful son. Then I looked over at the line of 7 little children staring in surprise at the grown man who had just celebrated kicking their ass. 233794
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It cannot be dark if you don’t give a shit about 2/3’s of the tertiary heroes making up this thing. What, they’re gonna resurrect Steve Rogers in Act II so they can kill him again in Act III? Qui Gon, NOOOstatic.klipy.comObi-Wan Kenobi's Star Wars ScreamALT: Obi-Wan Kenobi's Star Wars Scream 010
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Oh, cursed fate; certain thoughts are better left unthunk." 010
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsIndigo @indigoniebla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My Perfectly Fine liberal arts degree didn't impress employers, so I went back to uni and learned computer programming. Claude Code says the joke's on me, but at least I know I'm stuck in a Greek Tragedy. 281
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3543961231
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This one transferable skill is indispensable. 020
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In the land of bullet points, the Paragraph Man is king. 010
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Small correction: The phrase damnatio memoriae was not used by the ancient Romans. It first appeared in a thesis written in Germany in 1689. They did do it, but just didn’t call it anything. It was ut solitum.static.klipy.comSimpsons styleALT: Simpsons style 001
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 38591642864
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Arrow Guy" steps upstatic.klipy.comEndgame Avengers: Clint Barton's HopeALT: Endgame Avengers: Clint Barton's Hope 010
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In "The Good Place" or "Defending Your Life," afterlife statisticians compile meticulous data from your life. If ever given the chance to ask, I would want to know exactly how many times I have ever tapped the "Delete" key.static.klipy.comPressing the Delete Key on a KeyboardALT: Pressing the Delete Key on a Keyboard 000
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you are dying to have this as a poster, I'll make some tomorrow: www.etsy.com/listing/4582...etsy.comBroadsheets Are the Future Print - EtsyThis Digital Prints item is sold by thenightwellforge. Ships from Pasadena, CA. Listed on Sep 25, 2026 255440
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comCillian Murphy as Oppenheimer: Intense StareAlt: Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer: Intense Stare 96110
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026At least I’m [hic] I’m not [hic] I [hic] am not a millenn— A millionenn— A mill— [hic] A Melania. youtu.be/sdPcjIrSvcs?...youtu.beFoster Brooks Roasts Don RicklesYouTube video by what4cars 000
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Luckily someone caught its final signoff. youtu.be/lT40nTFax7U?...youtu.beUSSR TV End of Day Sign-off with Anthem (Translated into English + Subtitled)YouTube video by TreeMovies 150
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsAdam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns. 422515828
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fuck tote bags. I want THIS as a special gift for making a bigger pledge. 130
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You are mistakenly repeating a right-wing distortion as fact. Trump has banned three entire networks from the White House. In 2009 Obama excluded a single Fox reporter from a single pool interview, was roundly roasted, and reversed within hours. There is no parallelism. 110
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I thought an important aspect of being a sniper is camouflage and stealth. Will the guys manning the arch be outfitted with white uniforms and gold helmets? Maybe they’ll be all silver like street performers.static.klipy.comSilver Dancing Statue in LondonALT: Silver Dancing Statue in London 000
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kind, talented, authentic, generous, iconic. No, wait, that’s Dolly Parton. Scratch that. How about: Footnote, imposter, yawping, homina homina 000
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First thing that popped into my head and, it seems, everyone she hires.static.klipy.comwouldALT: would 001
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When are they interviewing Clippy about all the changes to Microsoft Word 6728
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This toothless “Great Value” Lewis Lapham will have an hour on how Marcus Aurelius would have felt about e-bikes. 000
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Like the Wilhelm Scream, “Mel’s Yell” needs to enter the lexicon. 010
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Exhibit II: Angine De Poitrine appearing on the talk shows ( Kimmel, Fallon). Put your arms up, make a triangle, move beyond the slop.static.klipy.comAngine De PoitrineALT: Angine De Poitrine 061
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!" 334587690
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026LOL at the “chairs of the party's five ideological factions” as if they’re The Five Families from the Godfather. 010
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A subreddit called r/OrphanCrushingMachine focuses on news stories involving themes such as generosity, self-sacrifice, overcoming hardship, etc., presented as “wholesome” or “uplifting” without criticism of the situation's causes (notably, systemic problems). 000
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Mr. Six” McConnell.static.klipy.comMr. Six Dancing Six Flags CommercialALT: Mr. Six Dancing Six Flags Commercial 000
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Perched upon a bust of Clemens just above my chamber door. Quoth the maven: “I got nothing anymore.” 010
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026feline AIDS is the number one killer of domestic cats 000
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsGhoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 07/09/2026“I got your ‘eat shit’ loud and clear” is, unfortunately, an objectively very funny statement. Point: AI 691343
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026To mark the 60th anniversary of the debut of Star Trek and the 52nd anniversary of President Ford’s pardon of Richard Nixon, I hereby pardon Paramount for Star Trek V, seasons 1 & 2 of Picard, and the puppet episode of Strange New Worlds. #StarTrek 010
Reposted by Deadly Spoonsderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician 1078663852
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yes I can hear you Tanguy Destable 421879172
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The soundtrack cements it: the teeny squeaky wheel; the dramatic drumroll; and when the cable snaps, the sound of a cut piano wire. 🤣 youtu.be/lghIDQSbxw8?...youtu.bewilie coyote wheel on helmetYouTube video by marc deschamps 181
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yet still I seethe... 😉static.klipy.comChihuahua Ladrando y GruñendoALT: Chihuahua Ladrando y Gruñendo 000
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm sorry, but even for sport, the Post should not only be ignored but disregarded. No clicks, no views, no attention. 100
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I knew the original "bitchcakes" from AOL, back in, oh I'd say, 1996. 200
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Did she get to say goodbye on air? Was she escorted by security?static.klipy.comWill Ferrell: I Got FiredALT: Will Ferrell: I Got Fired 020
Reposted by Deadly SpoonsMatt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise. 47126113780
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Seeing the poster I first heard “froh-7” in my head. When you say it aloud, “double O” and “F. R. O.” have the same meter. 000
Deadly Spoons @deadlyspoons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Two for each circuit. Plus three associate chief justices (to assign opinions and manage the docket) makes 29. 000