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DC Pierson

@dcpierson.bsky.social
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Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even. Dcpierson at gmail dot com Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Redwall-ass notification
iPhone notification.

Reminders
Bring jar of elderflower cordial
Today, 4:45 PM
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am pro-win and take no pleasure in hearing this
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ty for this gentle correction
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ohhhh that's right, isn't it
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oooo
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yup Though i did think it would be funny if i clicked and the song was on some early Spinal Tap "Cups and Cakes"
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know from the thumbnail i am going to like this
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Man plans, God laughs. Man is like, whaaaaat? God’s like, nothing. It’s from a podcast.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’ll get em next year, Liberty
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BARTENDER: what are you drawing on your coaster JONI MITCHELL:
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
*mouth full of mac and cheese* im powerful
Mac & Cheese PowerMac(tm) with 17g proteind and 6g fiber, I guess
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m 80% the story of when I saw Zach de la Rocha fend off a bee with a brunch menu
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was neat to have a video of a good-sounding band at a cool-looking show pop up in my feed. That’s all!
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Ben Mathis-Lilley @benmathislilley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the kind of shit the dads were pitching in John Hughes movies (it took a year for their 14-person team to create the image) and they were each given a 6BR 3.5BA on North Shore as a reward for their excellent work
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(I’m realizing I don’t think we ever OFFICIALLY learn it becomes a novelty smash, but I feel like it’s implied in the movie’s worldview)
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
OFFICE SHOCKER: Mysterious New French Co-Worker Actually Just Denise In Striped Top
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Llewyn Davis taking cash for ‘Please Mr. Kennedy’ vibes
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apparently the Kit-Kat jingle was just such a cannon-fodder 3rd idea, and a session musician missed out on years of residuals thinking he could safely duck out and take a bathroom break rather than play on the one the client definitely wouldn’t pick
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I never feel more secure than when I’ve been logged out due to inactivity
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A sign with a printed part that says 

You asked.
We answered!
Here's what's new at PureGym:

And a space for them to hand write what is new

In that space is written 

WE ARE TEMPORARILY CLOSED
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vivacious from Drag Race in her original Ornacia entrance get up (her body and torso are inside of a larger alien body with a mannequin head on it)
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RHOSLC behavior
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Shouting) WHAT
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the brunch place has this lamp on the table, your $22 French toast is gonna be dry. They actually use this lamp to dry it
Brushed metal gold miniature table accent lamp.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Beach Boys back-up vocals voice) “BACKROOMS, FRONTROOMS, U.S.A.!”
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahahaha
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP Eva Marie Saint, as immortalized in this @lloydcole.bsky.social 💎, and some other stuff
youtu.be
Rattlesnakes
YouTube video by Lloyd Cole - Topic
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The next great late night host
Maarva (an older white lady character from Andor played by Fiona Shaw) saying 

Then yesterday, 
I heard about this attack at Aldhani.Same character saying “have you heard about this”
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
🎶 Countin’ flowers on the wall That don’t bother me at all Playin’ solitaire ‘til dawn…
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
we need to respond to gen z's success at the box office with a millennialcore Backrooms. The interior of this pop-up kitchen seems normal at first... but then you start to notice the "kiss me and feed me tacos" neon signs become increasingly twisted... the shareables become unshareable...
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and My brain, a cute cartoon character, sitting on a park bench

My brain: THIS UNSEASONABLY
WARM DAY IS THE LAST BREATH OF ADYING PLANET.

Me, exasperated: can i not just enjoy this iced coffee
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There aren't gonna be a whole lot of towns in the United States that can compete with Florence, Oregon, for the title of Most Interesting Town History Section on Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florenc...
A screenshot of the top of Florence's Contents sidebar on Wikipedia, which reads:

Contents
(Top)
History
Exploding whale
Accidental ban on sex
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When a car gets all fucked up in a car chase but has to keep chasing anyway: that’s cinema. I know how that car feels. That car and I are comrades.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MAMDANI SCANDAL: Mayor Said To Think Several Songs From “We Shall All Be Healed” Are On “The Sunset Tree”
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Based on nothing but hope, I believe that as you slip from this world into the next, you get to see yourself as those who love you see you
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WELP that got me
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤫
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm ready for 3 and half hours of non-stop @dcpierson.bsky.social 's Apple Store guy action.
Actor/comedian DC Pierson, a guy with long hair, bushy beard, and an Apple uniform standing in front of Captain America and Black Widow.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GOOD NIGHT, OTTO
NANCY SAYS GOOD NIGHT TO HER PET TURTLE OTTO
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Between this and the Amy’s Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares, my home state has provided the “business makeover” reality show genre with some of its shall we say finest moments.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I middled there once! Owner was, uh. He was a lot
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I was 6, this is the guy I thought my velcro Body Glove wallet would turn me into
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ey congrats!!
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah sweet they got the stage all set up for Duluthapalooza
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ted Chiang story premise
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Comic strip title: outside brain

Me sitting across from my brain outside a therapist's office. My brain is looking at a smartphone 

Me: THIS WEEK, LET'S FINALLY START PROCESSING THOSE PAINFUL CHILDHOOD EMOTIONS.

MY BRAIN: NAH, WE JUST GOT AN AMBIGUOSLY WORDED WORK E-MAIL. GONNA NEED THE FULL HOUR.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 25/09/2026
maybe these things are alive, maybe they aren't, all I know is I'm giving one my credit card and telling it to have some fun
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jfc bravo
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