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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
We Will Never Forgive Them For What They've Done To Our Beautiful Devices
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/07/2023
10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen
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patrick @davlin.io · 28/05/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
One of the few things Donald Trump and I have in common is that neither of us like his sons
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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wow, looks just like home!
An ad for March madness 2027 tickets “live in Omaha” but features a basketball court placed outdoors on the side of a river? There are no logos anywhere to be found. Also on the other side of what ostensibly is the Missouri River is a skyline that sort of looks like it has the woodman tower, but no Omahog. Clearly some AI slop bullshit happening here
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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
you're laughing. two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert and you're laughing.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Let this radicalize you
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patrick @davlin.io · 13/05/2026
good for Dan Osborn but should be more than slightly embarrassing for state dems to be unable to field their own serious candidate for this seat
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Jake Archibald @jakearchibald.com · 06/05/2026
So, Chrome's "web standard" Prompt API: Mozilla: Opposed WebKit: Opposed Microsoft: Several concerns W3C TAG: Several concerns Developers: Mostly negative Chrome: Ships anyway. A sad time for web standards. But, I guess someone at Google will get promoted, so 'every cloud…'
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 16/04/2026
For the cost of one Harvard Professor of the Constitution Only Applies to White People, you could endow 10 professorships of any less commonly taught language at any university in the USA
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My company that makes extras of the less-common gas price numerals (4s through 8s) is having its best year ever. We're about to roll out a "10" placard that fits in a single column. Thank you Mr. President!
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This is one of the most important stories of the week that you probably missed. The trump admin is basically taking something that belongs to all of us & giving it to political hacks & corporate donors. It’s an outrage & we should push back hard.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Eyes on the prize that shit used to be the cheapest part of your build.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
very bad
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A Horse of Course @charliehorsephotos.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world
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Almost three years ago, my editor called me early one November morning. A wildfire had sparked near a town called Paradise, he said. Could I go? (1/13)
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lizzie johnson
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I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
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lizzie johnson
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Jan 25
Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) 

But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
They said "free speech" and "academic freedom" but never believed in either and now in texas you need a permission slip to mention race in class and they're fine with it. Might not have worked if people with large platforms weren't furious about marginal increases of black people in their offices
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/01/2026
Word of the day: kafkaesliue
An article about the "Word of the day" being kafkaesque but they used an AI generated image of the word on a blackboard and it's spelled obviously wrong
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Most people don't realize how vast our great nation is. Truly amazing
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sam @samthielman.com · 08/01/2026
friends the moment to lib out is now
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
DEATH BED CONFESSION SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT admits" to killing SIX ho- meless men in the late 80s! "Sometimes he was just so angry," said ADAMS, "Only one thing helped." MURDER! Seems DILBERT has a MEETING with the ULTIMATE POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
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Chris Dunker @chrisdunker.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Nebraskans love their rugged individualism
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/12/2025
[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON [tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
look, you can play it however you want, I’m not your dad, but naturally occurring caffeine is the best extant proof of a God who loves us
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Steve Brusatte @stevebrusatte.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Heartbreaking. The University of Nebraska will terminate its entire Earth science department. One of the country's most successful and respected geology & climate programs: gone. When ideologues & politicians are threatened by the very act of studying climate change, I wonder: who of us is next?
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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Zach Leatherman @zachleat.com · 20/05/2025
no one is getting more hinged
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/04/2025
For all of its flaws, the USA is a place where all different kinds of people have fought of their rights and won them, and the existence of that kind of idea and system makes America worth fighting for. It’s not perfect, but that’s why you struggle to make it better.
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