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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 3h
Putin is Farage, Banks guy. It’s a vicious circle
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 16h
youtu.be/gtqrQ2eZvSc?...
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Archie, the Pub Bore - The Fast Show Compilation
YouTube video by Richard Richard
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Fap Faptime: Tissues and Lotion
ALT: Fap Faptime: Tissues and Lotion
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or send them out in baggy trousers, passing round the ready rub
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You should have just handed out alcohol to the parents; they need a bit of Dutch Courage taking a small child on a flight.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
her speech writer thought it was funny, and so did the Hitler youth, sorry, young Conservatives
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Upper Class Twit Of The Year Monty Python'S Flying Circus Nigel Vivian John Cleese
ALT: Upper Class Twit Of The Year Monty Python'S Flying Circus Nigel Vivian John Cleese
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
12m to protect a nonce!
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Welcome to BlueSky 😆
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Ackchyually Meme
ALT: Ackchyually Meme
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and peope in the Eastend would call each other Fackin' Cants
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9...
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Big Train - Work Place W@nking
YouTube video by seamoose77
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You could call it the flat pack factor
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to go out With an Agoraphobic, well I say go out (Lee Mack)
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Until you reach our man from cheddar who they assume had dark skin. And they sir ends the logic and confirms the racism.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did 3 tip trips last week cleared my office, massively therapeutic
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I blame pornography for giving people unrealistic expectations of life, such as expecting plumbers to turn up five minutes after you call them
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only map of england everybody else needs (best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
map of england where every county is lableled by their best selling band
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He is coming over to the UK for consultancy security role with Barking and Dagenham Council
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in a middle class twist the farmer owns a vineyard called Vin Diesel
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can be sure that the silent majority appreciates your work and commitment, thank you
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the head of IT at the Met wanted to become a special constable, and I think she was on Soho borough. They made sure she did all the admin jobs, she setup a committee to see how IT could help. I’m not sure she real realized they were taking the piss.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
excellent, beat me to it 👏
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Men Singing 'Dancing In The Moon Light' in Car
ALT: Men Singing 'Dancing In The Moon Light' in Car
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good old Harry, I once saw him coming out of a news agents near sandbanks carrying the Sunday papers. Given he stated he couldn’t read, perhaps he just enjoys the cartoons.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This makes Four Lions sound like a docu soap 😝
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No Nope
ALT: No Nope
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I’m afraid to announce that the train will no longer be stopping at Pratt‘s bottom due to a small domestic incident on the Line
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBjK...
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YouTube
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that they been released on bail, one wonders if it was they four on a reccie were these the guys the caught a Fairford? www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBjK...
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Dragons Den: I'm Out
ALT: Dragons Den: I'm Out
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so the 1st rule of using mules is to get people who blend in with society and not asyslum seeks who are like being monitored,
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Given she broke the computer misuse act against Harman, she’s not entirely an innocent bystander
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
By some of the right’s tests Badenoch may qualify for expulsion. She need to be Careful about what she starts
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And I told that joke for the halibut
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bet you’re the life and sole of the party
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Have a read of CAP3257, Pilot Medical Declaration: Disqualifying medical conditions as specified by the CAA. Quite a few Sim pilots have had both amateur and professional licenses revoked on this grounds.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never argue with the Codfather
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now when a woman says, are you staring at my breasts, you can honestly answer: No, the little animated avatar is
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a dick pic
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I came here to say the exact same, chapeau 👏
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
is this the first time you’ve witnessed a Green Party Council meeting?
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here Comes the Hotstepper
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Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera @pantibliss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The description doesn't really do it justice. She disembowels him
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Normal for Norfolk
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have an LP of that somewhere in the loft
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
to lose one ATC Centre looks like an accident, to lose two .....
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Flights in Scotland, Northern Ireland and northern England disrupted by air traffic control issue
National Air Traffic Services (Nats) says engineers are dealing with the issue at the Prestwick Centre, which handles air traffic control across Scotland and northern England.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They had 14 years to do this; HMRC senior directors will gently persuade him to leave it alone , and his excuse will be that it legislates against tax avoidance used by lovey, woke BBC presenters
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yerp
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The generation game?
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Bruce Forsyth's Iconic 'Didn't He Do Well?'
ALT: Bruce Forsyth's Iconic 'Didn't He Do Well?'
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My wife went there during the pandemic and all she brought me back was Cromer virus.
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davidjohngreen.bsky.social @davidjohngreen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My 1st reaction was the shout out CUNT ! Very loudly, hypocritical one at that
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