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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I had a farm in Africa
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
must’ve been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you’re dating a bartender who’s a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like “you’re not gonna believe how ugly this guy is”
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 04/08/2026
"These Senate primaries have caused everybody to take their eye off the ball... these sort of low blows and lies and smears about people we're gonna need to have on our side...to me it's crazy." @timmiller.bsky.social warns that factional fights are distracting Democrats from defeating Republicans.
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dudes are awesome! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
A concert to remember: Metal band rocks out at Ottawa hospital, granting patient's wish | CBC News
Hospitals aren't the usual venue for a high-energy hard rock concert, but that's exactly what took place at Ottawa's Bruyère Health last week, helping one longtime patient live out his dream of attend...
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Some people still post on this site like there are Republicans reading it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There really is no better name than this time period. Get it on a Time cover ASAP.
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
His campaign was so focused on: Freeze the rent Free buses Universal childcare By the end everyone could repeat it like a mantra.
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Gerald Butts @gmbutts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Best G7 photo since Charlevoix.
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ma’am - I wanted to scare my children, maybe give them terrible nightmares, when I brought this. I didn’t want to kill them!
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He’s offended because The Odyssey is about something near and dear to him: being an absent father while chasing vanity for 20 years
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
One good thing that entertainment journalists covering The Odyssey can do is never to ask Nyong'o, Page, or Nolan about this. When a prominent racist and transphobe says something racist and transphobic, go make his life miserable and leave his targets alone. They have nothing to defend or explain.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Wow I had no idea
The Atlantic
POLITICS
The FBI Director Is MIARapper M.I.A.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The “if she had complied, she’d still be alive” line that we’re hearing from ICE defenders is the mantra of apologists for security forces in dictatorships through the ages.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Clear-eyed, fact-based, and written to explain to normies. No “both sidesing.” No “Trump officials disagree.” No gaslighting that what we can see with our own eyes might not be true. This is journalism. Well done, @people.com
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Renee Good Had Just Dropped 6-Year-Old Off at School When She Encountered ICE. Soon Her Partner Was Crying,
'They Just Shot My Wife'
Good was shot and killed by an ICE officer in Minneapolis on Jan. 7, shortly after the agency began large-scale immigration raids in the city By Greta Bjornson |
Published on January 8, 2026 04:44PM EST
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Donald Trump Says 'My Own Morality' Is 'the Only Thing That Can Stop Me' from World Dominance: 'I Don't Need International
Law'
The president doubled down on his plans to take military action in Latin America, annex Greenland and more in a revealing new interview
By Meredith Kile
Published on January 8, 2026 05:13PM ESTElon Musk Shares
Startling Post Endorsing
'White Solidarity'
The former White House adviser and Tesla CEO shared a shocking X post on Jan. 8 that stoked fear about repercussions if White men become a minority
By Meredith Kile
Published on January 8, 2026 05:36PM
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Dokoupil is too dim-witted to understand that the "Ultimate Florida man" is a guy who smokes crack with an alligator, uses it to steal a lottery ticket from a 7-11, wins the lottery, and uses the proceeds to buy a python, which consumes him in a live shot on WPLG-10 Eyewitness News at 11 pm
Dokoupil, broadcasting from his native Miami, added that Rubio—the former senator of Florida—has many “hometown fans.”

“Marco Rubio: we salute you,” Dokoupil concluded. “You are the ultimate Florida man.”
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
WOW!!!!!!!
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
y'all are only used to licking cheap boots, eh?
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Moving into David Frum’s house to start an open-pit mine in his living room. Confident he won’t stand for “the country’s courts…inventing new obstacles to development.”
The header for an Atlantic article that reads: “The decision to recognize the indigenous claim to Canadian land is a misstep, David Frum writes: ‘Just when Canada most urgently needs to jump-start the country’s economic growth, the country’s courts are inventing new obstacles to development.’” The illustration is a photograph of an Indigenous woman who is wrapped in a blanket. She is looking away from some modern buildings in the background. No name accompanies her photo.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Excited to announce GOLLUM, an app that helps you focus on your most precious possession!
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Spooky rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 22/12/2025
Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
A flight path in the shape of the Grinch
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently. This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
From:
Sent:
To:
Subject:
H <hrod17@clintonemail.com>
Friday, August 28, 2009 4:39 PM
verveerms@state.gov'
Noori Ali
Do you recall Noori Ali(?), the ten year. old Yemeni girl who got herself divorced? I met her at the Glamour awards last year. There was a CNN story last few days about how unhappy she is, still living at home, not attending school and quite angry that her life is not better. Is there any way we can help her? Could we get her to the US for counselling and education?
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Donald Trump since I know you’re watching, turn the volume up. - @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
Zohran party speaking in front of all of the flags and his name for New York City
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
"President Trump continued to describe Portland as a city on fire Friday even as residents enjoyed the first fall rain and the lone demonstrator at the city’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement building was dressed as a pink Care Bear." Sometimes there is a good sentence or two in the NYT.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2025
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 09/09/2025
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Elizabeth Holmes's mistake was promising to produce a physical product
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Gregg Gonsalves @gregggonsalves.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
These guys didn’t stay awake to see the end of Clear & Present Danger (and we know they didn’t read the book) or Sicario 2
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
They are starting to avenge Cecil the Lion
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I love Terry Gross! But I had no idea she was so powerful!
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
lol at this response to a “man on the street” interview with protestors at the Tesla diner
"He's a piece of shit, but let's get the political science stuff out of the way," Steven told me when I asked if he thought support of Tesla could be considered apolitical. "Elon Musk has platformed white supremacists and antisemites on X. He got rid of all the moderation. He put back accounts that were clearly neo-Nazis. He's changed algorithms to promote that type of hate.
Him and DOGE did massive cuts in the government, including our civil services.
He's cut cancer research. Did I mention he was a giant piece of shit?"
"He's cut our aid to Africa, which Will result, without exaggeration, in millions of women and children and innocent people dying. Millions," he said. "I'm not a big fan of people who give the Hitler salute. I mean, I'm kind of fussy like that. He gave it twice at Trump's inauguration," he continued. "He's a Nazi. And he cheats at video games. You have another question?"
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Canada still has heroes and whoever you are sir- I support your embrace of the sheer joy of having to hike out into the woods so you can sing one of the greatest Canadian bands ever with all your might! apple.news/A0APnCI5gTD2...
apple.news
B.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing Nickelback — Vancouver Sun
The first members of the crew who arrived at the Boulderfields could hear
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
obligatory
Cooking
The New Work Times
The Athletic
Today
Lifestyle
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N.Y.C. Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
New York City has some of the toughest gun laws in the nation. But Monday's shooting in Manhattan showed their limits, security experts said.
4 MIN READ
Dakota Santiago for The New York TimesThe Onion:

News, News In Brief
'No Way To Prevent This, Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Published: May 27, 2014
ISLA VISTA, CA-In the days following a violent rampage in southern California in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded Tuesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. "This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and there's nothing anyone can do to stop them," said North Carolina resident Samuel Wipper, echoing sentiments expressed by tens of millions of
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David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
They’re perfect for each other: both love costumes, platitudes as a substitute for having nothing interesting to say, have dedicated fan bases despite being annoying to almost everyone else and are permanently stuck in 2015…
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
lol
Rasmus Jarlov on Twitter writes: "There is nothing to celebrate. Moving from average tariffs of less than 2% on trade between the USA and Europe to 15% under today’s deal will inevitably lead to inflation. Almost everything will become more expensive in both Europe and the USA, and we will all be worse off. The economic illiteracy in the White House is doing serious damage to the West."

Stylish Skunk replies: "I have a feeling you have 0 idea what you're talking about.

In fact I know you do."

Rasmus Jarlov responds: "Of course. I am former minister of trade in Denmark and you are an anonymous Twitter profile. You probably know a lot more than me. For sure."
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Restaurant owner here, we hate when this happens.
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Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2025
the thing about elon musk’s new party is at least ross perot had a kind of charisma about him. watching elon speak is physically painful.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
one thing that has slightly slipped through the cracks is that yesterday Trump said that 9,982 out of every 10,000 people are autistic
You know, autism. You go back, I guess, 18 years, 10,000, think of this, out of 10,000 people, okay, 10,000 people, and I'll go a little different way, right now, out of 10,000 people, 18 people don't have, they're safe, 18 people. We have a statistic on autism that's the worst I've ever seen, and he's going to change it. He's going to change it. It used to
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Welcome to Bluesky! Before we begin, you may want to familiarize yourself with the concept of jokes. Don't fall for them! Jokesters abound on Bluesky and they all want to murder you in your sleep
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Next time Democrats say that they want to find someone who excites young voters and gets more people engaged, think about how extraordinarily weird and racist they got when Mamdani won his primary by a landslide.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hard to believe a coalition of Bill Ackman, George Santos, Bill Clinton, LibsOfTikTok, Jim Clyburn, and Ned Lamont wasn’t enough to carry this loser across the finish line.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
the detail about the dog lying in state beside them has unexpectedly fucked me up
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