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Steve Wozniak

@stevewozniak.bsky.social
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FEST app guy. Chilluminati. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater hall of famer. That’s my real name. I’m not changing it and your comments about it are all bad. 🇰🇷

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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 12h
post a meme made by you
“tfw you need new glasses” and a pic of emperor palpatine saying “you have paid the price for your lack of vision”
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 06/10/2026
I LOVE how @propublica.org dealt with official comment here, editorially and stylistically.
The Trump administration says none of this is happening. 

"DHS is NOT arresting U.S. citizens by mistake." "There are no 'indiscriminate' stops." Allegations of "racial profiling are disgusting, reckless and categorically FALSE." "The pattern is NOT of law enforcement using force." "ICE does not zip tie or restrain children." 

But that is precisely what is happening, and at a far larger scale than previously reported.
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Activists in Seoul lie on the ground near the Israeli Embassy in a symbolic scene representing the victims of the genocide in Gaza, during the National Day of Action Condemning Israel’s 3 Years of Genocide in Gaza. Video: IG: Mo.alriashi
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
well that explains why she’s attacking trans people
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if the fast & furious tv show doesn’t hire me i s2g….
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what are the fanduel odds that the nhl only instituted a league wide anti-women bag policy to punish the pwhl for being cool and growing while the nhl continues to suck shit
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CHILLUMINATI @chilluminati.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s a dick move to make someone read your ai generated “writing” 100% of the time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
disney sucks ass
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
very funny how everyone forgets about the boycott whenever there’s a listicle
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
apple’s true big innovation every september is finding a new way to piss me off
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
literally every job i have ever worked
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thanks
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
...
just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lmao
Bill Mitchell ®
@mitchellvii
X.com
With regards to beef prices, have you ever tried a veggie burger?
They're actually really good. A little lettuce, tomato, pickles, a portobello mushroom, slice of Swiss cheese. Excellent.
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was in California a few weeks ago and tried to buy a bottle (since I can't have it shipped to NY) and they CC'd the other Steve's wife on my request. It was awkward and they stopped responding even though I genuinely wanted a bottle.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026
so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right.
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
absolute perfection
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
ffff
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bro looks like an ai slop issue of highlights for children
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what did i do
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to see will NEVER be more fucking embarrassing than wearing an ai slop “designed” shirt
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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fucking coward
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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we've done it. we've found the most Wildwood headline of all time
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Scott Fitzgerald Gray @scottfgray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The number of people still seemingly unaware that Substack has a Nazi problem means it’s apparently worth mentioning yet again that Substack has a fucking Nazi problem.
theguardian.com
Revealed: How Substack makes money from hosting Nazi newsletters
Exclusive: Site takes a cut of subscriptions to content that promotes far-right ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! We’re out in Nashville to remind everyone that Starbucks has become the poster child for corporate greed. If you support workers, it’s time to BOYCOTT STARBUCKS until they stop stonewalling the over 12,000 union baristas fighting for a fair contract!
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is just to say... I have stolen the work that you spent years creating and which you were probably hoping would pay your bills But online sharing doesn't count It's actually a compliment So fuck you BTW, I'm a fan
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/09/2026
when I see people claiming we must reach out to MAGA freaks and meet them halfway so they'll be persuaded to leave the cult
Mac relaxing on a beach from 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' saying

Disregard that, Frank
it's a bunch of liberal bullshit
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/09/2026
Data center buildouts most frequently prey on small towns that are desperate due to being hollowed out by the collapse of manufacturing or other industry, and they were *already* betrayed by big business. Now they're getting a bunch of promises from the bullshit-pushing vendors who make AI? Please.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 02/09/2026
I'll add some nuance here — most local pushback against data centers is actually quite fluent, and not grounded in the more wild-eyed rhetoric you see on social media. Very often, the core premise is a simple, correct one: you can't trust what Big Tech says in its promises to a local community.
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Andrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 31/08/2026
Hey @1password.bsky.social, time to change course.
alilleybrinker.com
1Password Supports the Ethnic Cleansing of Europe — Andrew Lilley Brinker
1Password has committed $300,000 to Omarchy. This is unacceptable and must be rescinded.
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
i love that many of my friends have had children in the past few years ESPECIALLY because it never gets old when someone texts me "we're watching your episode of [tv show] right now" :) :) (also please hire me to write more children's television, it's so fun and tbh i am very good at it!)
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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CHILLUMINATI @chilluminati.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Fest 24 app is up and running on my phone. I still have more work to do, but it'll be ready soon...ish. cc @thefestfl.bsky.social #fest24
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i don’t need to know what some guy with an AI avatar said about [insert ethnic group here] on twitter every fucking day on here
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hello I am back on Bluesky. I will be in San Francisco next week. Where is the best vegetarian or vegan burrito. What's new in SF since pre-COVID that I should go check out. Who else will be at AMR30. Who wants to hang out. Thank you.
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Steve Wozniak @stevewozniak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"You came in fifth. You didn't lose because there was a transgender athlete in this swim meet," Kid Mero said in a clip shared on X/Twitter. "You lost because you were ass. So fight against being ass."
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