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Josh Zembik

@jzembik.bsky.social
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Former Hill staffer and sports reporter. ATL expat. Once had the entire Delaware Congressional delegation in my Jetta.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
that’s a way you lose a game in 1947 when the game clock is operated via hand crank
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah, ghost second on the clock
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just put me in the grave.
An horrific ESPN story alerts me to the fact that Cecil Fielder’s GRANDSON was traded from the Brewers to the Astros today.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Has this been done
Marco Rubio lunging for water with the words "pausa de hidratación" over the picture
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wow, just did a LOT of Minions research
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Why are we making this man wear a hat??
AJ Dybantsa wears a Wizards hat gently atop his great hair. Basketball players shouldn’t wear hats.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 13/06/2026
Calvin’s dad founding Wirecutter
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
People are gonna blame Trump, but the real ones will never forget Dolan invited him
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
When your security protocols are informed exclusively by “The Naked Gun”
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Josh Hart out here shocked he got called for a foul when he got nothing but arm.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“About 90 minutes into our flight, we will encounter a jet stream, so, uh, who knows what that’ll do to our flight.” Soothing pre-flight thoughts from the cockpit.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Filing away “that’s the end of cupcake weekend” for future use.
ESPN excerpt: “That's the end of cupcake weekend in late November," Sankey said as part of his comments wrapping up the first full day of SEC spring meetings. "We never got that one sponsored."
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Curious what the Polymarket payout was on this.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A fate worse than Ebola itself
Washington Post headline: Americans who have been in Ebola-affected areas must arrive at Dulles airport
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AMA @ama-assn.org · 21/05/2026
The AMA is extremely concerned by today’s HHS decision to remove the vice-chairs of the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force. Read our full statement: spr.ly/63325B8BkrV
AMA statement on HHS decision to remove the vice-chairs of the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Atlanta sports legend!
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Digging the Braves new SS
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Last July, the pope called his bank in South Chicago. He wanted to update the phone number on his account. The teller told him that any changes had to be made in person with an ID. Knowing that was impossible, he asked: “Would it matter to you if I told you I’m Pope Leo?” She hung up on him.
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“Would It Matter If I Told You I’m Pope Leo?” — The Bank Teller Who Hung Up on Robert Prevost
Father Tom McCarthy, who has known Pope Leo XIV for 43 years, told the story at a parish outside Chicago this past Sunday — alongside Peeps closets, Fanny May turtles, and a papacy hidden in plain sig...
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is a lovely thread about East Potomac Park, where I played hundreds of rounds, first as a student and then as a young professional in DC. It’s also the driving range where I took Joe Biden when he wanted to try new golf clubs on a rare night he couldn’t go home to Delaware.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Booooooooooo!!!!!
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Rory McIlroy hit one damn ball in the fairway challenge
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
“Experts are dubious”
NYT IG post: “A FEMA official says he teleported to Waffle House. Experts are dubious”
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
lol
UConn-Duke win probability, showing Duke at 90+% all the way to the very end of the game
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Another big day at the Jon Scheyer Coaching Academy
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If anyone on the Padres is ever murdered, I’ve identified the suspect.
Padres’ Jumbotron fun fact says Jake Cronenworth drives in silence
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
“He was a little freshman-y” is an incredible dig from Kelvin Sampson
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
As someone who’s seen the Marlins play at LoanDepot Park, it’s hard to articulate how crazy it is to see the crowd this into a baseball game. You could hear men playing dominos in the outfield bleachers when I was there.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Met a Tkachuk.
From left to right: gold medal, Brady Tkachuk, Josh
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Good news: landed at DCA 15 mins before they closed the runway! Bad news: been parked on the tarmac for an hour with no gates open. No end in sight.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
How is this a crime in Florida?
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“Andruw Jones also heads to Cooperstown” Relegated to the Washington Post subhed like he’s a tourist. www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2026/...
Washington Post headline about Hall of Fame voting is only about Carlos Beltran. Andruw Jones gets a subhed mention.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Classic Carson Beck
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
pope loves chicago sports
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AMA @ama-assn.org · 05/01/2026
The childhood immunization schedule affects the health & safety of millions of children. Changes of this magnitude require careful review, expert and public input, and clear scientific justification. That level of rigor and transparency was not part of this decision. spr.ly/63320ClpPO
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AMA statement on changes to childhood vaccine schedule
The AMA is deeply concerned by recent changes to the childhood immunization schedule that affects the health and safety of millions of children.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Charlie Weis Jr. going full Charlie Weis right there lol
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Time off doesn’t seem to have affected Indiana. Just built different
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Pasadena weather showing out today.
Herbstreit in garbage bag poncho as torrential rain falls at the Rose Bowl
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The best damn place.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Irish goodbye
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/12/2025
They gotta put Duke in the Playoff if they win this one.
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AMA @ama-assn.org · 05/12/2025
Today’s action to weaken the birth-dose recommendation for the Hepatitis B vaccine disregards data supporting the effectiveness of the Hepatitis B vaccine, and creates confusion for parents about how best to protect their newborns. Full statement: spr.ly/633227f3XE
Text on a yellow background states ACIP's vote to weaken the Hepatitis B vaccine birth-dose recommendation is reckless and undermines public confidence. The AMA urges the CDC to reject this action, citing it's not based on scientific evidence.
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Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My "We're not Enron" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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AMA @ama-assn.org · 20/11/2025
Vaccination is essential to protect individuals and communities from preventable diseases, making it a fundamental element of public health. AMA statement on CDC changes to website on autism and vaccines: spr.ly/633207iCja
Text on a purple background states scientific studies show no link between vaccines and autism. AMA concerned misleading claims on vaccines will lead to distrust, dangerous consequences. Signed, Sandra Adamson Fryhofer, MD.
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I respect the hell out of how much Kirby hates Sark
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Josh Zembik @jzembik.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Spanberger using her victory speech to call out her daughter for not cleaning her room today “as you promised me” Met immediately with a shout of “I’M WORKING ON IT”
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