David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You think a cabinet full of people who without him, couldn’t get jobs as assistant managers at a Pizza Hut, are going to do that? 040
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The drawback of podcasting is that if your co-podder doesn’t clock your joke, there is no one to laugh enough to reassure you it was funny. I LOL’d at the The Drama joke, and the fact that @notalawyer.bsky.social didn’t means he should not be allowed in polite society anymore… :) 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes - this will definitely help with getting more doctors 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Bluesky is where the exact people Marc Maron was talking about here gather - it’s our safe space: youtube.com/shorts/_XQs6...youtube.comAn accidental side effect.YouTube video by HBO Max 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is the first step to accepting that at some point in your life, maybe it’s now, whatever the current style is jeans is currently in fashion is none of your business. The goal is to find the fit that looks good enough on you and never buy anything else, ever. 1210
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026His many other noxious traits make it easy to sometimes forget just how stupid he is… 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m going to wildly speculate that close to 0% of Atlantic readers want or expect their children to become bricklayers or similar … though they would all publicly deny it… 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aside from everything else: the 23/24 Hawks were so bad, it’s hard to believe anyone would go out of their way to see them …. 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It took Trump to expose the truth about us…. :)static.klipy.comLetterkenny: Wayne Asks About Having a ScrapALT: Letterkenny: Wayne Asks About Having a Scrap 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t understand why it’s described as ‘bitter’ - she embarrassed herself and I’m still not clear if he was ever even less than decent to her…? 001
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I mean - the economy can’t be that bad if the person who put this one together is able to be employed! Seems like the kind of work that would make someone unemployable in a bad economy. (Also, good on Missouri, I guess, for getting rid of one of its village idiots by making him Senator) 011
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We got rid of the barge too soon - it would’ve been perfect for him - he would’ve fit on it: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caBarge stranded on Vancouver's Sunset Beach to be dismantled and removed | CBC NewsThere is a new plan to remove the barge that has been stuck at a popular Vancouver beach for nearly three months. It will be taken away piece-by-piece. 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The 7 y/o and I have various ice cream related bets on the brackets :) 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I have the same question as everyone else - was it a hearse maybe? Whatever, it’s so weird I’m kind of into it … 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My Canadian instinct is always to jump to the defence of our elegant idiot- but, when knew he was dying he said he’d begun smoking again during 9/11. I’ve always wondered if that was due to a guilty conscience over his poor performance when it mattered the most… 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just close your eyes and think about pumpkin spice until it’s time to put on your Thanksgiving-Halloween-Christmas playlists and costumes… 030
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026With that attitude - all I can say is enjoy your inferior Vermont maple syrup eh! 000
Reposted by David AndrewsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways! 231811569
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Forgot to add winky emoji or lol so it was clear I was being facetious… 020
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 08/09/2026But, how can you say they’re ‘empty’ - this one likes candles (and David Cameron - who’s famously deep) apple.news/ARuAl1YAKRMi...apple.newsInside Noel Gallagher’s Unexpected Candle Obsession (and it's Unlikely Connection to David Cameron) — Esquire UKWhat do the Oasis rocker and the former Prime Minister have in common? Turns out, they're fans of the same scent 121
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026His brain will explode if he ever finds out about Taylor Sheridan’s show Lioness 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Jasmine Crockett doesn’t achieve her goal of being a TV star - no one will hire her because Dems won’t do anything with her - so she goes back into elected politics. As a post-Trump republican 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Many such cases of people confusing, or not knowing the difference between, non-partisan and non-political 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I disagree with Tim though - she can make even the bond market fun.. 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Someone smart once said that if you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re probably in the wrong room … which if nothing else, is a good reminder to be humble 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026We’re not nice, we’re polite. To find out the difference just try to cut a line in Canada :) (- paraphrasing Chris Jones) Trump’s people are figuring that out(he’s too addled to ever understand) 041
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Tone-deaf as usual - Alberta isn’t particularly directly affected by tariffs or counter-tariffs 011
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We had a deal - if you wanted the maple syrup, you had to take Bieber - now you’ve reneged and we’re going to send double the poutine as a punishment… 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026There has to be more news fit to print then the same article that you, and every other publication, has published repeatedly? I guess if people are clicking on it - but those people are as dull as he is www.nytimes.com/2025/01/01/m...nytimes.com‘Don’t Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever’ Review: Matter Over Mind (Published 2025)A documentary tracks the tech entrepreneur Bryan Johnson’s efforts to follow a hyper-regimented body care system. 020
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Wiles seems to leak a lot when she wants someone gone… 050
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m curious sir - why then would she give them to Wolff? He’s a disreputable/discreditable carachter - is this for some sort of deniability? 040
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Yes he is (although Avenatti was an actual criminal and I’m not sure we could say that about Newsom) 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I sort of have my fingers crossed that nothing problematic comes out about him … (other then that he’s an imagine dragons fan - but that’s less scandalous then it is just weird…) 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Is he smart? - once he had his own fund he didn’t do very well for his investors, every story about his suggest he has very poor interpersonal skills and every time he speaks in public he sounds very dumb? 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’m sure there are issues with this - but due to my own confirmation bias I choose to believe it :) www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/rati...psychologytoday.comConservatives Lack Sense of Humor, Study FindsI have always thought that conservatives have a much less developed sense of humor than liberals. Apparently, science backs up this theory. 010
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Although you are correct- it is worth noting that the fudge at Bucc -ee’s is very good and waffle house is excellent in its own way… 020
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What fun would life be if not for the people who compelled to share thoughts that nobody asked for and couldn’t possibly care about… 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I don’t understand why anyone even thinking about running for any political office wouldn’t immediately delete all their social media accounts until they start campaigning… 010
Reposted by David AndrewsPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026must’ve been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you’re dating a bartender who’s a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like “you’re not gonna believe how ugly this guy is” 555061276
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Ok - but it was funny(and a little bit true - which is probably why it was funny) when he said it :) 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 10/08/2026With the exception of a few talented journalists that remain - CNN is the natural home for ‘a nobody, hungry for a few fleeting moments of fame.’ Almost everyone on their air fits that description… ‘next up we have James Carville and Van Jones on why Donald Trump actually is right about everything.’ 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Having recently been to Saskatoon, indeed having sat upon the benches, it’s not really a very nice place … 020
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The buck stops with one of my deputies, or assistants , or low level staffers or possibly a career civil servant - someone, but; the buck definitely doesn’t stop with me… 000
Reposted by David AndrewsThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 04/08/2026"These Senate primaries have caused everybody to take their eye off the ball... these sort of low blows and lies and smears about people we're gonna need to have on our side...to me it's crazy." @timmiller.bsky.social warns that factional fights are distracting Democrats from defeating Republicans. 1012621
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Admittedly Talarico is my kind of guy - so i hoped they’d never figure it out. It might be inappropriate to say, but Paxton has a repellent face and personality and such a bizarre manner of public speech making that focusing on calling Talarico names only drew more attention to his own defects 170
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Time spent on articles doubled because it’s so hard to believe that they publish such shit it requires a reread 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Amazingly the result might be that the GOP loses Texas but wins Michigan 🤷♂️ 000
David Andrews @davidandrews.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Remarkable that the Democrats manage to have a primary between two of the most unappealing candidates in recent memory in one of the most important swing states .. 000
