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DaveDisaster

@davedisasterman.bsky.social
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Coder, Legoer, shouter, singer, sewer, maker of stuff.

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Matt Davies @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social · 23h
Newsday.com/matt
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 3h
I saw a BBC news story about all the great opportunities in the games industry the other day and how I laughed...
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO I A-MUSE YOU? *pulls gun*
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Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/09/2026
Today Microsoft Azure asked me for some feedback. Pretty sure we solved "circles" back in the 1990s. I remember radio buttons working just fine in Netscape Navigator. But maybe AI decided it's better this way. 🤷🏻‍♂️
a feedback form. There are five radio buttons. They are oval, not circular, and the labels above them are badly formatted, don't fit in their enclosing boxes, and in several cases are obscured by their own associated control.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How they are still talking about it as a boom is an interesting question…
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Dogs & Cats & Wes Denton @kitty-puppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I fondly remember @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social taking me to a proper old school arcade in his Scooby-Doo van. It didn't have a wizard painted on the sides, sadly, but IIRC, it was carpeted, I'm true 80s style! Man, that was a good night for ~8yo me!
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Short sighted of them. All they had to do was teach the silica to process data and produce inaccurate results and they'd have been rolling in cash. Or some circular funding promises of cash at an unspecified date in the future.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there ever an inappropriate time for a pun? Not according to The Tyee!
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Slopotron would never…
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope every morning someone says "Open the spudbae doors, Hal…"
A baked potato food truck called "SPUDBAE"
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Will Wilkinson @wlknsn.xyz · 24/09/2026
“Our models took actions we did not intend” = “we intentionally directed our software to perform a task without human supervision knowing that it is inherently unpredictable and might implicate us in the violation of laws or damage to others’ systems but we’d prefer to be exempt from liability, thx”
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn right. We need basic reporting standards like this all over the place.
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@annethegnome.bsky.social
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah, whatever, tell me more about this giant fish, FFS!
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Will machines become self aware before humans‽‽‽ Absolute scenes...
Text of a post saying:
"That's what liberals do. Leftists and Marxists examine history and conditions and the make an analysis. They don't have an ideology then try to force reality to conform to it"
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Victor Tatarskiy @greenrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was listening to the amazing Beforecast by @adapalmer.bsky.social (a season all about and around Machiavelli!) and she mentioned that Wiki had to invent a new format for war sides because of the War of the League of Cambrai) , and yeah:
War of the League of Cambrai sides with Venice and Papal states changing sides four times in total and ending on the other sides of the war from which they started
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@neillcameron.bsky.social BARGAIN!
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really hate the framing of these stories as "an AI agent broke out and hacked something." No, an inadequate sandbox meant that a powerful and unpredictable computer program was set loose on the open internet by the company that designed it. The agency isn't with the "AI agent", it's with the firm
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Lynn™ @lynn.cat · 19/09/2026
Pedro Pascal's lesser known sibling, Turbo,
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? Pirate: more parity! Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's a dedicated follower of fash ion.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does whoever did the "Canada geese migrating over Paris" cartoon really not know that Canada geese are already a thing in Europe?
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good lord, this is self-excoriating.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OpenAI desperate to distract from everyone saying their last "disclosure" was horse shit. Experts say it will probably work because people are not exactly that bright.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not for me! *insane laughter*
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
September 2025, Trump is not master of his bowels. Only the entire world stands against him - Outer space is now battlefields.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know the entwives were just out there, living their best lives... Ent draught at 10am? Hell yeah, sisters, we doin' branch!
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bari Weiss is also the worst R&B and soul singer, so you've got to admire her breadth.
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Matt Davies @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Profiles In Carnage. Newsday.com/matt
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Hallucinating" stochastic parrots respond to hallucinations with more hallucinations. OooOOooOOooOOhhhhh! Scaaaaary!
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What was that quote again? "Everyone will get their fifteen minutes of fame for saying they are quitting the Ed Sheeran tour"?
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How fucking stupid does this make the UK look? I am now in favour of the entire Commonwealth (bar UK) doing this for reasons of absolute hilarity.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok, sure, 100% consistent.
Vikki Slade MP, in one post complaining about "unregistered" barber shops of some indeterminate description, and in the previous  complaining about abuse targeting the RNLI


Seems... a little inconsistent, perhaps.
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OH FUCK YEAH, BRING IT ON!
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nathan Field: You're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on the PNG checkerboard background "Why would I deceive you?"
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"I created a homunculus that has a problem with lying." "What's your name?" "Chat Gepetto…"
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's no "but..." here. Musk, Altman et al are lying. Again. They've done this before, nothing meaningful changed. It's fear/power hype grifting, all the way down.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well. They would say that, wouldn't they?
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
RRRRRRRRRRRRatio!
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Holy shit he's doing the thing he's done several times before, what a shock!
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@annethegnome.bsky.social
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DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Writing a screed against the rising tide of fascism on Substack is certainly a choice...
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unfortunately, I wasn't even joking... #TheBeatles #YellowSubmarine
Bayeux Tapestry comparison only using designs/characters from The Beatles film Yellow Submarine
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