DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 3hI saw a BBC news story about all the great opportunities in the games industry the other day and how I laughed... 000
Reposted by DaveDisasterDylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/09/2026Today Microsoft Azure asked me for some feedback. Pretty sure we solved "circles" back in the 1990s. I remember radio buttons working just fine in Netscape Navigator. But maybe AI decided it's better this way. 🤷🏻♂️ 6335
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How they are still talking about it as a boom is an interesting question… 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I fondly remember @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social taking me to a proper old school arcade in his Scooby-Doo van. It didn't have a wizard painted on the sides, sadly, but IIRC, it was carpeted, I'm true 80s style! Man, that was a good night for ~8yo me! 110
Reposted by DaveDisasterTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note. 543304752
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Short sighted of them. All they had to do was teach the silica to process data and produce inaccurate results and they'd have been rolling in cash. Or some circular funding promises of cash at an unspecified date in the future. 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is there ever an inappropriate time for a pun? Not according to The Tyee! 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hope every morning someone says "Open the spudbae doors, Hal…" 030
Reposted by DaveDisasterWill Wilkinson @wlknsn.xyz · 24/09/2026“Our models took actions we did not intend” = “we intentionally directed our software to perform a task without human supervision knowing that it is inherently unpredictable and might implicate us in the violation of laws or damage to others’ systems but we’d prefer to be exempt from liability, thx” 66518
Reposted by DaveDisasterTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/ 332863727
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Goddamn right. We need basic reporting standards like this all over the place. 010
Reposted by DaveDisasterWhat a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 0264135
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yeah, whatever, tell me more about this giant fish, FFS! 000
Reposted by DaveDisasterdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 3069241690
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Will machines become self aware before humans‽‽‽ Absolute scenes... 000
Reposted by DaveDisasterVictor Tatarskiy @greenrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Was listening to the amazing Beforecast by @adapalmer.bsky.social (a season all about and around Machiavelli!) and she mentioned that Wiki had to invent a new format for war sides because of the War of the League of Cambrai) , and yeah: 34728
Reposted by DaveDisasterDaniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I really hate the framing of these stories as "an AI agent broke out and hacked something." No, an inadequate sandbox meant that a powerful and unpredictable computer program was set loose on the open internet by the company that designed it. The agency isn't with the "AI agent", it's with the firm 431633458
Reposted by DaveDisasterLynn™ @lynn.cat · 19/09/2026Pedro Pascal's lesser known sibling, Turbo, 519345
Reposted by DaveDisasterMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? Pirate: more parity! Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights? 929650
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Does whoever did the "Canada geese migrating over Paris" cartoon really not know that Canada geese are already a thing in Europe? 000
Reposted by DaveDisasterjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US 3053821099
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026OpenAI desperate to distract from everyone saying their last "disclosure" was horse shit. Experts say it will probably work because people are not exactly that bright. 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026September 2025, Trump is not master of his bowels. Only the entire world stands against him - Outer space is now battlefields. 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know the entwives were just out there, living their best lives... Ent draught at 10am? Hell yeah, sisters, we doin' branch! 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bari Weiss is also the worst R&B and soul singer, so you've got to admire her breadth. 000
Reposted by DaveDisasterMatt Davies @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Profiles In Carnage. Newsday.com/matt 1024590
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Hallucinating" stochastic parrots respond to hallucinations with more hallucinations. OooOOooOOooOOhhhhh! Scaaaaary! 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What was that quote again? "Everyone will get their fifteen minutes of fame for saying they are quitting the Ed Sheeran tour"? 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How fucking stupid does this make the UK look? I am now in favour of the entire Commonwealth (bar UK) doing this for reasons of absolute hilarity. 000
Reposted by DaveDisasterBlaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 1454421173
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"I created a homunculus that has a problem with lying." "What's your name?" "Chat Gepetto…" 051
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There's no "but..." here. Musk, Altman et al are lying. Again. They've done this before, nothing meaningful changed. It's fear/power hype grifting, all the way down. 100
Reposted by DaveDisasterTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne 18699147
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Holy shit he's doing the thing he's done several times before, what a shock! 000
DaveDisaster @davedisasterman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Writing a screed against the rising tide of fascism on Substack is certainly a choice... 000
Reposted by DaveDisasterRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Unfortunately, I wasn't even joking... #TheBeatles #YellowSubmarine 2126361