Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/09/2026Today Microsoft Azure asked me for some feedback. Pretty sure we solved "circles" back in the 1990s. I remember radio buttons working just fine in Netscape Navigator. But maybe AI decided it's better this way. 🤷🏻♂️ 6335
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/09/2026You know how dumb it feels every single month logging into @dropbox.com to download the invoice for my Dropbox subscription so that I can save it... into my Dropbox? What if the invoices just appeared by magic in a Dropbox folder linked to the billing account? Wouldn't that be something, eh? 240
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/09/2026I'm playing a gig. An actual Serious Gig with Proper Musicians and no comedy songs about JavaScript. You should come. It'll be awesome. Hope & Anchor in Islington, Friday October 2nd, doors 19:30, music starts 20:30. Tickets £8 in advance / £10 on the door. www.eventbrite.com/e/angel-stor... 1173
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 25/09/2026My workstation is a Ryzen 9050 with 128Gb of RAM, an RTX 5070 and three NVMe drives, and it is running Adobe Media Encoder like a very tired tortoise trying to suck treacle through a paper straw. Could we stop dicking about with AI models and get back to making computers faster and betterer please? 3171
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 23/09/2026I think that @househouse.com - the studio behind Untitled Goose Game - should make a game based on the Sheep Detectives movie. There’s an actual murder mystery you have to solve but you can only control the sheep. 🐑 1132
Reposted by Dylan BeattieNiels Leenheer @html5test.com · 18/09/2026Two weeks from now Fronteers Dark Mode will happen in Dordrecht in The Netherlands. There are still a few tickets left. Be quick ⚠️ Join us for an afternoon and evening of great talks. With a spectacular line up: @anjana.dev, @tunetheweb.com, @cydstumpel.nl, @csswizardry.com and @heydonworks.com 21310
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 16/09/2026“In a world where everyone uses the same tools, trained on the same data, we all end up being the same person… and that’s not a world I want to live in.” - @nickchapsas.com kicking off #NDCOslo 1262
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 14/09/2026All iPhones are foldable. Some iPhones are only foldable once. (with apologies to @terrypratchett.bsky.social) 1234
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 14/09/2026I've said for a while that the road to sustainable open source is royalties levied by package managers and distributed directly to maintainers: freeasinweekend.org/open-source-... Now @seldo.com, co-founder of npm, has published an excellent article along similar lines: seldo.com/posts/nobody...seldo.comNobody pays for open source. We can force them to. | Seldo.comThirty years of voluntary funding schemes haven't paid open source maintainers because asking doesn't scale. The real money already flows — to JFrog, Docker, Sonatype — at the registry layer. The fix:... 170
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 11/09/2026Got a feature request for the folks at @sessionize.com... 4346
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 04/09/2026I have just reviewed 150+ "AI-assisted development" talks for a conference agenda. Precious minutes of my one and only life reading AI-generated abstracts for talks about how we don't need humans any more. Do you think the folks who submitted these talks would be happy with AI-generated rejections? 3130
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 03/09/2026"The Godfather" is just starting on BBC4. I have never seen it. Let's see how this goes... 360
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/08/2026Last chance to get your tickets to Effective Claude Code! Next week, Tuesday & Wednesday afternoon, live on Zoom with me & @rendle.dev - skills, specs, agents, and everything you need to know about AI-assisted software engineering. Book now at claude.rendle.dev - use the code BSKY50 to get 50% off.claude.rendle.devEffective Claude Code — Hands-On AI WorkshopA live online workshop for developers and software engineers who want to use Claude Code to deliver reliable, reviewable, production-quality software. 241
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/08/2026Today I will be mostly enjoying the fact that according to the Schema.org type system documentation, there are four categories of person: alive, dead, undead, or fictional... 4374
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 25/08/2026Every time a client adds Google Tag Manager to a site I've built, I realise how God must have felt the first time somebody put an anvil on a butterfly. 1190
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 18/08/2026No, we're not going to show you how to vibe-code a million dollar app in a weekend using only your phone. Sorry. But we will show you how to use Claude Code and tools like OpenSpec to plan and deliver working software in meaningful, manageable iterations. claude.rendle.dev - BSKY50 for 50% off!claude.rendle.devEffective Claude Code — Hands-On AI WorkshopA live online workshop for developers and software engineers who want to use Claude Code to deliver reliable, reviewable, production-quality software. 272
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 16/08/2026Reason #427 why the notification dialogs in Windows 11 need a "Fuck Off" button. The choice of "Yes" or "No, thanks" just doesn't cut it, frankly. (the person who immediately replies "bUt yOU shOuLd rUn LinUX!" is reason #428 why such a button would be a good idea.) 3190
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 14/08/2026Look at this. See the bikes? See the bikes stacked neatly? In the designated return area? Not discarded on the pavement like a child’s BMX? A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE. And right here in the London Borough of Lewisham, too. ❤️ 270
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 14/08/2026It has been a while since a post made me genuinely laugh out loud. Touché, sir. Touché. 040
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 14/08/2026I just received two simultaneous notifications on my phone. One from the government telling me WE'RE ALL GOING TO BURN and DEATH IS ON THE WAY, the other that there's a new Friday Night Comedy available on BBC Radio 4... and honestly nothing has ever captured life in the UK in 2026 better than this. 1201
Reposted by Dylan BeattieCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability. 653559954
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 09/08/2026So… the internet consensus seems to be that this was a total waste of time, that doing this at all makes me literally worse than Satan, and that I deserve to have my house burgled for even considering it. I just thought it was interesting ‘cos Linux printing has historically been quite complicated. 9100
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 09/08/2026I set up a sandbox machine (Ubuntu 26.04) for running Claude Code in "yolo mode" (--dangerously-skip-permissions). This morning I told it "set up my printer" - that was the entire prompt - and it actually worked... scanned the network, identified the printer, configured CUPS, printed a test page. 🤯 16722
Reposted by Dylan Beattieスキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters 94138503494
Reposted by Dylan BeattieSean of the I love my bass @sheepbop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026International Cat Day Here's the story of my cat, Moon Unit. International cat. medium.com/@sheepbop/th...medium.comThe story of my cat, Moon Unit, international adventurer.Once upon a time there was a stray cat hanging around at work, in East London. Nobody seemed to own her, so I took her home and adopted… 032
Reposted by Dylan BeattieTim @timfathers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Exactly! Also, 7.00am "in the morning". There is no 7am in the afternoon! 041
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 08/08/2026There is no such time as 07:00pm. There is 07:00, there is 7:00pm, there is 19:00. I will die on this hill. 2220
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 07/08/2026And here's @rendle.dev's blog post about how this works, why it's a live workshop (as opposed to a video or something), why we're using Claude, what's in the workshop, and more... emmz.dev/posts/new-wo...emmz.devEffective Claude Code WorkshopOn my new 'Effective Claude Code' workshop. 143
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 06/08/2026This is one of the best articles I've seen about the difference between letting the underlying settings dictate the structure of your UI, and thinking about what actually makes sense to your users. Really, really insightful, and definitely worth ten minutes of your time. 1254
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 06/08/2026GO AND BUY THIS T-SHIRT SO WE CAN AFFORD TO WRITE MORE STUPID PROGRAMMING SONGS AND PERFORM THEM FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT! 391
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 06/08/2026@rendle.dev and I have this awesome workshop about how to use Claude Code properly. We've had great feedback running it in-person, now we're running it online: 1 & 2 September, 2pm-6pm UK time, £500+VAT but if you use the code BSKY50 you'll get 50% off... bargain! Check it out: claude.rendle.devclaude.rendle.devEffective Claude Code — Hands-On AI WorkshopA live online workshop for developers and software engineers who want to use Claude Code to deliver reliable, reviewable, production-quality software. 096
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 05/08/2026What made this talk particularly interesting to me is hearing from somebody who's been using AI and language models to solve real business problems since *before* the whole ChatGPT/Copilot/Claude "age of AI", and how the current wave of AI affected all the stuff they were already working on. 080
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 05/08/2026@jimmybogard.com joined me on #UseWhatWorks this week to talk about AutoMapper, MediatR, what it's like running a popular open source package - and what actually happens when you decide to change your project's licensing. The video's up on YouTube now; check it out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE-w...youtube.comUse What Works: Open Source with Jimmy BogardYouTube video by Dylan Beattie 021
Reposted by Dylan BeattieAsked 100 Devs @asked100devs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026And the latest question is up! What is the hardest thing to do in CSS? asked-100-devs.netlify.appasked-100-devs.netlify.appAsked 100 devs: What is the hardest thing to do in CSS?Answer one question. Help decide the top 5. 012
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 01/08/2026The one Claude Code feature that would *really* throw a cold glass of perspective over a lot of side projects would be Claude occasionally responding "No, you do not need more features... what you need is some actual paying customers, so time to get out there and do some Scary Marketing Activities." 3170
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 28/07/2026I just got one of those "we've got video of you" emails that started "you are a terrible sinner" and I misread it as "you are a terrible singer" and was like "wow, spammers are getting weirdly specific" 2280
Reposted by Dylan BeattieSam Aaron @samaaron.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It took 7 years of self-funded work, but Sonic Pi is finally at a place I'm happy with. It's even easier than beginners and even more powerful for pro users - and just way more polished in every way. It's also a (friendly) technical trojan horse for SuperSonic. www.patreon.com/samaaron/pos...patreon.comSonic Pi v5 Release Candidate 1 | Sam AaronHey there, happy Friday and huge love to you wherever you are in the world. Today, it's time to open the vaults and let loose something that 25219
Reposted by Dylan BeattieThe Linebreakers @linebreakers.band · 18/07/2026Hello EMF Camp! It’s a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the 2.4Ghz spectrum is congested, and we’ll be live on Stage D at 19:30 today (Saturday)! @dylanbeatt.ie @rendle.dev @eli.holderness.dev are gonna rock the field with all your favourite nerd hits, anthems, bangers and jams! You lucky people. 043
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 03/07/2026The low light camera on the iPhone 17e is absolutely phenomenal. I took this yesterday in the fruit bat house at Cotswold Wildlife Park. Near-total darkness and no flash. 6221
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 26/06/2026We need unfluencers. Big sweaty men with beer bellies and hairy backs and greasy hair, hanging around these places wearing nothing but a tiny pair of shorts, making sure to grin and wave into the camera in the background of every single selfie so the “influencer” considers every photo unusable. 6211
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 24/06/2026In 1998, keyboardist Kevin Moore (ex-Dream Theater) released Chroma Key's debut album "Dead Air for Radios". It is beautiful and haunting and languorous and it is the perfect musical accompaniment to a sweltering afternoon where absolutely nothing should happen in a hurry. tidal.com/album/447442...tidal.comChroma Key - Dead Air for RadiosListen to Dead Air for Radios on TIDAL 160
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 24/06/2026The best way to deal with the hot weather is to watch Channel 4’s 2002 dramatisation of Ernest Shackleton’s Antarctic expedition, starring Kenneth Branagh as the eponymous explorer. It evokes the frozen Antarctic so well I believe it is impossible to watch it and not feel cold. 🥶 271
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 21/06/2026You realise we're on the cusp of a timeline where one day somebody will make a movie that's basically Invictus only instead of Francois Pienaar and Nelson Mandela in 1995 it's Harry Kane and Andy Burnham in 2026... "well? what did he want?" "I... think he wants us to win the World Cup." 140
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 20/06/2026That’s me, absolutely delighted, and laughing my ass off. I think Niels Leenheer (@html5test.com) had just fired up Doom on an analogue oscilloscope, but honestly, this could have been any one of a dozen highlights of his talk @cssday.nl. Inspiring, hilarious and thought-provoking in equal measure. 0140
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 19/06/2026Actually, the more I think about this, the more I realise there are two different stories here. Gig tickets got stupidly expensive. Not gonna argue that for a second - £200 to watch a band (in a venue where 500ml of Budweiser costs £9) can get All The Way In The Sea. But electric guitar prices? 🧵 130
Dylan Beattie @dylanbeatt.ie · 19/06/2026For £200, you can watch Muse at the O2, from the not-great-not-terrible seats at the side of the stage, for two hours... or you can buy an actual brand new electric guitar and have enough left for a Twix. CONCERT TICKETS SHOULD NOT COST MORE THAN ELECTRIC GUITARS! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON? 1135
Reposted by Dylan BeattieSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Want to feel old? This is the stars of the 'Ice Age' movies today. 06216