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Dave from Lab

@dave3000.bsky.social
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Medical Lab person, beer enthusiast, Star Wars nerd, NFL team owner, extremely embarrassing dad. Not quite the worst half marathon runner you’ve ever seen. Pretty much the best. Married (sorry ladies). #gopackgo, #abolishice

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED HERE.......
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Laurie! Live! @laurie-merrell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Here is an account of the police shooting in Madison today that does not directly contain any video but does contain eyewitness accounts, if that's something anyone is looking for www.wpr.org/news/man-sho...
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MPD: Man shot, killed by police on Madison's east side after officer was injured with knife
A person was shot by police on Madison's near east side Wednesday.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There are three things all great rock songs are written about 1) a woman 2) heroin 3) a bird who rocks better than other birds
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
Debbie Harry in VIDEODROME saying “Don’t be afraid to let your body die.”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Open the Fuckin’ Chick-fil-A, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
happy easter! 🐑 🩷
lamb cake: it’s glazed with strawberry eyes looking possessed and terrifying
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Dave from Lab @dave3000.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU BAAAAA
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Congress dialogue tree: A. Sorry, we don't have a majority B. Sorry, we don't have a supermajority C. Sorry, we have to support the president D. [say nothing, avoid all media]
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"reenter your password" no. I trusted you with that information and you dropped the ball. do better
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Challenge for those who are very confident that my Furby isn't conscious
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Dave from Lab @dave3000.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
To teach Bard, Bing or ChatGPT to recognize prompts that would generate harmful materials, algorithms must be fed examples of hate speech, violence and sexual abuse.” JFC this is a dystopia
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
For as long as I can remember, Democrats have been handcuffed by a failure to understand that what these people think Does Not Matter. Their performative hysterics do not matter. Right wing "concerns" never come from a genuine place. You just ignore them or say "Shut up, that's stupid."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It’s a good thing that Urkel episode where he makes a machine to turn him from an annoying unpleasant man to smooth cool Stefan Urquelle didn’t air today or tech guys would spend 10 trillion dollars trying to make it for real
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Dave from Lab @dave3000.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Unique Forms of Continuity in Space, by Umberto Boccioni, 1913, (cast 1931 or 1934), 📸 by Wang Zhao
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”
It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.
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Ruth Graham @ruthgraham.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I imagine it was extremely disturbing
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"the camp was raided to confiscate letters from the children"
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
As a Packers owner, I’m so glad I didn’t make this list.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.
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Dave from Lab @dave3000.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not all heroes wear capes
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
1970s paperback edition of ayn rand’s the fountainhead with a photograph of an attractive woman leaning back seductively on a drafting board
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Just found out about “brosé” which is rosé made by bros and now I hope climate change kills us all
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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Dave from Lab @dave3000.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I mean, what could possibly go wrong???? 😑
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Dave from Lab @dave3000.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You’re not imagining things — and you’re thinking about this in the right way. That’s not paranoia. That’s doomed realism. Want me to generate a useless table of your follower data for no reason other than to generate engagement? Just say the word.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
but now who will protect us from nothing
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 14/02/2026
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
cartoon of the brown hoodie kid from Chicago who confronted Danny Spud in his high school
Caption: You're gonna get in trouble!
Brown: Ok.
FUCK ICE
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
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Dave from Lab @dave3000.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
RIP The Beek
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff
 Shortly after the law enforcement investigation into Jeffrey Epstein became public in the mid-2000s, Donald Trump called the Palm Beach, Florida, Police Department to express gratitude, according to a newly released document.

“Thank goodness you’re stopping him,” Trump said, according to the document. “Everyone has known he’s been doing this.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/02/2026
mood
youtube.com
Concrete Blonde - Everybody Knows
YouTube video by ohnoitisnathan32
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Dave from Lab @dave3000.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Pats offense was maybe the most inept Super Bowl unit I’ve ever seen
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SpeedK @speedk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bro, Kid Rock was lip syncing his whole performance lmao it's insane just how much of a talentless hack this scumbag really is. His music is fucking awful, he can't sing, rap or write good songs to save his life. Genuinely one of the worst artists of the 90s.
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Every Bite Counts @sandybeach805.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
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Dan Holt @danielsholt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
There was no happy ending for Patriots' owner Robert Kraft today.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 09/02/2026
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/02/2026
Congratulations to Seattle and to everyone who didn't watch Kid Rock.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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