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Dasslothman

@dasslothman.bsky.social
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Just a sloth, man. He/Him

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Rafin @rafin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm positive this has been done before, but here:
Mint Jams MTG Food Token
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But I thought we needed to show our unlimited pasta pass to vote???
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Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026
Happy Hobbit Day to those who celebrate 🙏
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Bilbo Baggins' Iconic Party Speech
Alt: Bilbo Baggins giving his party speech. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is #HobbitDay because Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were both born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway it's a good day to come and boromir #Tolkien books. 📚
A shelf of books by JRR Tolkien
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you see this, post your green art
Medieval helmet in the shape of Kermit The Frog's head.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And I won't be laughin' at the lies when I'm gone And I can't question how or when or why when I'm gone And I, I can't live proud enough to die when I'm gone So I, I guess I'll do it while I'm here
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Things can be fucked up without any extreme behind the scenes coordination - and they often are 😒🫩
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If $5,000 makes you want to vote for the GOP after all the shit they have put us through, you’re stupid!
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your "I am not complicit" shirt has people asking a lot of questions.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
boycotts are easy to understand! when the union says "please boycott this company until they give workers a fair shake," we just don't go there any more! we can stop by the picket line and donate lunches or money, too! solidarity is fuckin awesome! with enough of it we can change the world!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and after the union wins? you go back and you tip hard and you show the company it was the workers who made them their money, and that they're nothing without the workers! super simple equation! Solidarity with Starbucks Workers United, 12,000 strong and growing!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Riley is so real for this
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They took 9/11 "Never Forget" very seriously when they rolled in that TV and blasted the digital image into our 9 year old developing neocortex, huh
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Brad 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitybrad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎶 You played count the rice Said you played count the rice 🎶 👏👏
Approach of the Second Sun
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Sorcery

If this spell was cast from your hand and you’ve cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner’s library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.

Illustrated by Kev Walker
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just a normal, innocent man.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy sixtieth birthday, Star Trek! Or as I prefer to say, happy Sisktieth birthday.
Avery Brooks as Captain Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In honor of Labor Day, I'll share some of my favorite workers songs while I waste time on the clock. Feel free to add your own. youtu.be/E5Ll51kcbjo
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Hallelujah, I'm a Bum!
YouTube video by Utah Phillips - Topic
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor day should be like... the purge for American treat based society
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Happy labor day! Enjoy the day off! Not you though people who's labor make the service industry possible. You put on the fucking apron."
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I dont like labor day. It's this holiday where on paper it's celebrating the American worker and labor movement and everything we've achieved and in practice everybody who works in food, retail, logistics, and more clocks in to work to serve the small portion who get the day off
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Damn, way off lol
A screenshot of my results from a dialect quiz. The quiz results say that I am from Maryland, but I am from Northeast Florida. I answered faithfully, but guess I just talk funny for my area.
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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Close enough #art
A small white cervinae standing in the middle of a rainy window. There is an outline of a bigger deer around it that looks like rain streaks on the window
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Tasting History with Max Miller @tastinghistory.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Announcing the Tasting History Board Game! As a board game nerd, I cannot tell you how excited I am about this. And it’s made by human artists and designers. No AI. Follow the campaign here - launchoracle.com/salt-games/t...
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Max Miller's Tasting History The Board Game
Discover Tasting History with Max Miller: The Board Game, designed by Michael Shinall. Follow the Kickstarter campaign and get the Garum Expansion Deck free!
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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we're working on a proper shop update, but in the meantime, we restocked a bunch of hats! campmustelid.shop
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m ready ngl
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Badass Logan Paul: Suicide Is Badass
Alt: Badass Logan Paul: Suicide Is Badass
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Take only pictures. Leave only footprints.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Manifesting a Colman Domingo Frank N Furter someday.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The old die and the living must rise. This is the way of things and always has been.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Legendary voice actor Peter Cullen, best known as the iconic voice of Optimus Prime in the ‘Transformers’ franchise, has sadly passed away at the age of 85. (via TMZ) 🕊️
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace Tim Curry, thanks for full sending it in every role you ever had and making sure people knew when they act alongside a muppet they in fact have to match energy
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Muppets Muppet Treasure Island
ALT: Muppets Muppet Treasure Island
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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Looking for freelance and commission work. Email or dm me if you want to hire me to draw something cool for you.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
queen of hearts 💔
a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.
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Telathiel | Tasha @telathiel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Everyone is posting tonight, but I'd just like to add this sentiment of hers I've always liked. The joke is on everyone else if you love life and you love yourself. 🩷
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I designed a new shirt to try to explain the fundamental nature of the human condition roryblank.bigcartel.com
A drawing of a cartoon cat's head, decapitated, screaming, tongue out, eyes bulging unnaturally out.

It says I Cannot Escape The Prison of Desire
I Am Forever Punished For My Inability to Reject My Yearning
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the old cliche is true as fuck here, truer than it has ever been - we do not mourn the passing of those who lived rich, full lives, that bettered those around them and brought sunshine wherever they went, but rather we celebrate that they were with us, and that we were blessed to live in their time.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 25/08/2026
a whole angel
a young dolly parton with big curly blonde permed hair, she is wearing a pink dress and holding a pink and purple bouquet of flowers. the photograph has a soft ethereal glow.
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OMEGA “CB” JONES! @critbard.com · 25/08/2026
Closed mouths don't get fed. I'm not in Hell but I'm in a bit of a bigger dip than I want to be for the next couple of weeks while I wait for some payouts. I've got a goal up to help out so bills don't get too out of hand. If you want to help support, anything helps out! <3 ko-fi.com/critbard
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Buy Omega Jones a Coffee
Become a supporter of Omega Jones today!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Stick your militant doomer bullshit up your ass. Everybody isn't required to share your precious cynicism.
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