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Dasslothman

@dasslothman.bsky.social
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Just a sloth, man. He/Him

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Rafin @rafin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Doctor Who: 10th Doctor is Brilliant
Alt: Doctor Who, 10th Doctor speaking into a phone "You are brilliant, you are" looking very surprised and pleased
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm positive this has been done before, but here:
Mint Jams MTG Food Token
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gravity Falls Stanley: 'This is Beautiful'
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
But I thought we needed to show our unlimited pasta pass to vote???
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Samantha (Sam) Mills @samtasticbooks.com · 22/09/2026
Happy Hobbit Day to those who celebrate 🙏
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Bilbo Baggins' Iconic Party Speech
Alt: Bilbo Baggins giving his party speech. "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is #HobbitDay because Bilbo and Frodo Baggins were both born on September 22nd. Normally we'd shire a hobbit pun or two but it might just feel like a tolkien gesture and we don't want to embarrass our elves. Anyway it's a good day to come and boromir #Tolkien books. 📚
A shelf of books by JRR Tolkien
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you see this, post your green art
Medieval helmet in the shape of Kermit The Frog's head.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And I won't be laughin' at the lies when I'm gone And I can't question how or when or why when I'm gone And I, I can't live proud enough to die when I'm gone So I, I guess I'll do it while I'm here
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some folks would pay a lot of money for that experience.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us. We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Things can be fucked up without any extreme behind the scenes coordination - and they often are 😒🫩
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Do It
Alt: Do It - Chancellor Palpatine
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If $5,000 makes you want to vote for the GOP after all the shit they have put us through, you’re stupid!
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Your "I am not complicit" shirt has people asking a lot of questions.
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gotta say, you always have amazing outfits!!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
boycotts are easy to understand! when the union says "please boycott this company until they give workers a fair shake," we just don't go there any more! we can stop by the picket line and donate lunches or money, too! solidarity is fuckin awesome! with enough of it we can change the world!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and after the union wins? you go back and you tip hard and you show the company it was the workers who made them their money, and that they're nothing without the workers! super simple equation! Solidarity with Starbucks Workers United, 12,000 strong and growing!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Riley is so real for this
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They took 9/11 "Never Forget" very seriously when they rolled in that TV and blasted the digital image into our 9 year old developing neocortex, huh
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just a baby, really.
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Brad 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitybrad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🎶 You played count the rice Said you played count the rice 🎶 👏👏
Approach of the Second Sun
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Sorcery

If this spell was cast from your hand and you’ve cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner’s library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.

Illustrated by Kev Walker
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just sounds like efficient time management. 🤷‍♂️
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just a normal, innocent man.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy sixtieth birthday, Star Trek! Or as I prefer to say, happy Sisktieth birthday.
Avery Brooks as Captain Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Which Side Are You On
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Casey Jones (The Union Scab)
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Cheap Dirty Horse - On The Rob (Official Music Video)
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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It Isn't Nice
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Pound a Week Rise
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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I Hate the Capitalist System
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Woody Guthrie Ludlow Massacre
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The Workers Song
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Pastures of Plenty - Woody Guthrie
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In honor of Labor Day, I'll share some of my favorite workers songs while I waste time on the clock. Feel free to add your own. youtu.be/E5Ll51kcbjo
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Hallelujah, I'm a Bum!
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Labor day should be like... the purge for American treat based society
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Happy labor day! Enjoy the day off! Not you though people who's labor make the service industry possible. You put on the fucking apron."
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I dont like labor day. It's this holiday where on paper it's celebrating the American worker and labor movement and everything we've achieved and in practice everybody who works in food, retail, logistics, and more clocks in to work to serve the small portion who get the day off
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reading the pudding explains the pudding.
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Damn, way off lol
A screenshot of my results from a dialect quiz. The quiz results say that I am from Maryland, but I am from Northeast Florida. I answered faithfully, but guess I just talk funny for my area.
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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Close enough #art
A small white cervinae standing in the middle of a rainy window. There is an outline of a bigger deer around it that looks like rain streaks on the window
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Dasslothman @dasslothman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh my heart! I love this. 💙🥹
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