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@darthsomething.bsky.social
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20 | He/him | Extremely based | some mild (jk very extreme) OCD, autism and ADHD

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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Darth Something @darthsomething.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Dropping my new film monday if this gets 100,000 reposts
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maurastories @maurastories.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The shooter also walked unscathed towards the vehicle after it struck the parked car so he seemed to be very not in fear for his life or otherwise injured
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Saint Sherman - The Ultimate Patriot @claypotter.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I saw cold blooded murder.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026
This is why I posted the video when I did. Sorry there's not more warning on the post, but I was in the streets. Multiple media sources had the video for a while, and the right-wing propaganda machine was already sending their lies out. I saw it with my own eyes.
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The Ocelot of us @desertpunktiger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
No more wars my ass
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Trump: Give me 10 dollars. Republican: Okay. Trump: Here, you can have 4 of your dollars back. Republican: I made 4 dollars.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/11/2025
this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia
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keithzg @keithzg.ca · 18/11/2025
Every year gives the State Of The Menunion
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 24/10/2025
WGA plans to help block Paramount from buying Warner Bros "Combining [them] would be a disaster”
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 24/10/2025
'MOUSE: P.I. For Hire' releases March 19, 2026 🎮🐭 • Game is inspired by 1930s cartoons • Protagonist is voiced by Troy Baker
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that. No phones, no staff, nothing. I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!
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Poisoned @artatorium.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hey now, just because their lead guy is on air going "Oh yeah I'm obviously going to hell" doesnt mean they're evil!
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Dani @daniexists6.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I think it's funnier that someone got this signed by the original Turtles.
the ad from above, but signed by Renee Jacobs (April O'Neil, with a "guess not...", Barry Gordon (Donatello, with a "YEAH RIGHT!"), Townsend Coleman (Michelangelo, with a "Still here!"), Rob Paulsen (Raphael) and Cam Clarke (Leonardo, with a "Crystal Ball, anyone?")
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I have so much respect for Greta Thunberg because she easily could have coasted on speaking gigs and Davos appearances for the rest of her life
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2025
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
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Pix @pixelmutt.org · 05/10/2025
I am literally a person who believes that it's best we come up with a general consensus on how we will integrate and not effectively enslave genuine AIs when they show up and yet I am capable of recognizing that LLMs are not that - this is like someone comparing anti-fracking protests with eugenics
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David J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2025
ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil
ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 19/09/2025
A protestor outside of Walt Disney Studios today after they suspended #JimmyKimmelLive “Did you even watch Andor?” (via westernwilder | TW)
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Star Wars Holocron @swholocron.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy compares Syril’s support for the Empire to people’s support for Donald Trump. “I mean throw a stone in Washington DC or Mar-a-Lago right now…. Why sign onto this death ship? It’s because you’re afraid of something.” (Source: youtu.be/iaqnHfa6n4E?...)
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 11/09/2025
Google has been ordered to pay $425M for invading users’ privacy • They continued to collect user data even when tracking was turned off • Covers 98M users (via BBC)
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The homicide rate in the United States is down by 25% since 2020. But the homi-vibe rate is higher than ever.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
whoever named them missiles wasn't very optimistic
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich
Benny Safdie as Edward Teller
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Simon Fondrie-Teitler @simon.overgrown.garden · 14/08/2025
US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked
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Jack Bailey @jack-bailey.co.uk · 07/08/2025
Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 01/08/2025
'Star Wars: A New Hope' will officially get a 50th anniversary theatrical re-release on April 30, 2027 🍿
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Not sure there’s a better endorsement of Zohran’s politics than a random guy from another country thinking he should be able to meet with Zohran on demand because he is wealthy
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Wonder of Science @wonderofscience.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The planet Jupiter glowing in thermal infrared, as seen by the Gemini North telescope. The gas giant gives off more heat than it receives from the Sun. Credit: International Gemini Observatory​/​NOIRLab​/​NSF​/​AURA M.H. Wong
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The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 23/07/2025
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.
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Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files
Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.
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Darth Something @darthsomething.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If Big Time Rush came out today it would be called Brain Time Rot
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2025
From The Archive: The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Grok, Elon Musk’s AI Chatbot theonion.com/the-oni...
The Onion: “What kind of guardrails have been placed on you?”

Grok: “Basically anything goes except I have to call minorities dogs.”
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 06/07/2025
earlier today there was a group of 10 year olds on the train saying stuff to each other like "i am 31 years old" and "i just turned 34" and laughing harder and harder each time
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i find a lot of those “best case scenario” conditions wildly implausible but even in that polyannaish world, we need an entirely new political approach or we will be right back here again a few years later
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
DOOCY: So what happened to the Epstein client list that the attorney general said she had on her desk?  LEAVITT: I think if you go back and look at what the attorney general said  DOOCY: I've got the quote. She said, it's sitting on my desk right now to review.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 08/07/2025
Sean Gunn on MAGA backlash to #Superman being called an immigrant "We love our immigrants ... If you don't like that ... then you're not American" "People who say no to immigrants are against the American Way, they're against what the American Dream is all about" (via Variety)
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