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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke

@darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social
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(he/they) Biotech secret agent, dedicated parent of self-governing kids, enjoyer of games developed by three enbys in a trenchcoat No gods, No masters, No Quality Posts 🧬🏴

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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
when it really comes down to it, I think im hilarious
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
static.klipy.com
National Waffle Day: Girl with Eggo Waffles
Alt: National Waffle Day: Girl with Eggo Waffles
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Boobs™ @boobs.goodgirls.onl · 16/10/2026
wait witches are part of a coven nuns are part of a convent
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Fossillocator @fossillocator.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Be careful out there
Check your Halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide the Cretaceous-Paleogene boundary layer in mine. Snickers image with the KPg boundary
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
if anything the politics could get more pure
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
48 hour check-in still fucking rocking
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Ok emotional relief time my profile pic is actually me but french fries teriyaki and mayoniase
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2Pac Chauffeur @horny4gandalf.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Young Sheldon poster but it says young Jason and he has a Jason mask on
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
gd my bubble is always so fucking right
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
become ungovernable
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spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Critical Criminology @critcrim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Turn the Ruling Class into Fish Food or Use Them as Compost? You decide! In Vancouver. #ClassWar #anticapitalism
Sticker on transit street post.
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the universe is sentient
Screenshot of two bluesky posts, the first an article titled 'Sexually transmitted diarrhea becoming drug resistant" and the second is text the scary world of richard bussy
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
the scary world of richard bussy
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
what's becoming what now
newsweek.com
Sexually transmitted diarrhea becoming drug resistant—Should US be worried?
Experts say Americans should be "concerned" but not alarmed about treatment-resistant Shigella infections.
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octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
japanese parliament brawl "would" meme
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peachyPop, wild mage 🍑 @peachypopcos.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
excellent use of free will, in my opinion ✌️ Also the dj volunteered to run the house music in between draft rounds for this event, I promise we're not just crashing her show lmao
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just walked the dog to this album, absolutely fantastic
Netherwilds, featuring a medieval peasant holding a pitchfork and a goat
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
lol oh yeah
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german amazon offering of gold butt plug ashtray
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
boy we really needed these extra environmental allergies; especially when there's a cornucopia of random respiratory viruses seeming to be going around at the same time.
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Olraca @olraca.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
seattle area centers ranked: 1. white center 2. central district 3. seattle center 4. southcenter
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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"I don't think those people are silly, I think they're handsome and cool and that they could get a girlfriend whenever they want, but they just don't want to because they're busy being CNN reporters."
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
static.klipy.com
Alice in Wonderland: Teacup Chaos
ALT: Alice in Wonderland: Teacup Chaos
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Brandy Camel @dayntee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I now long for a Worms game entirely reskinned as battle grandmothers.
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trash, Swallow, Snort - go Dextromethorphan Diazepam Methylphenidate
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trash: Purple Swallow: Black Snort: Blue
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
has anyone noticed how a lot of people need money, and also how there's guys who have like one billion dollar
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Textured vegetable protein is surprisingly good and easy to work with. I feel like it'd be more common in budget recipes if it didn't sound like apocalypse food.
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WSFerrys @wsferrys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AHOY THERE! AUTUMN COMES FOR MORTALS. ANOTHER AWAKENING FOR THE ELDER ONES WHO REMEMBER THE FIRST.
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Daniel Jenna Grouse @grouse.ing · 02/10/2026
Born to be a bouba forced to be a kiki
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
xenomorph moo deng hissing at sigourney weaver
THEY’RE CALLED SKEETS
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No Escape from the Tyranny of Virtue 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @noescapevg.com · 30/09/2026
KYLR, man. fucking KYLR
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my main mental buoys right now as ai eats the world is Bea Wolf 2. I don't think I can write any better than that, and it was hard, and every time I see a book get withdrawn (for secretly being ai) after winning many awards I think of the ballad of John Henry racing the steam drill*.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/11/2024
I don't want reconciliation I want revenge.
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 29/09/2026
Huh, Deadlock added some interesting new designs
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Critical Criminology @critcrim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ACAB 🌈 Seen in Vancouver. #ACAB #FTP
Graffiti on garbage can. Rainbow in picture.
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Grab Them By The Revenue @gtbtr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Car swerving to the offramp meme.

Freeway: UBI
Ramp: Higher Minimum Wage 
Car: People that don't understand economics
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
wait hold on, Diddy isn't Donkey Kong's son??? He's just some guy Donkey Kong knows???
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so the worms in Dune represent both penis and vagina right? i mean its a massive mile long penis with a vagina dentata at the end. Dune is a Freudian space opera. the ultimate man will conquer the vagina penis.
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Spooky LuluLenin @lululenin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"group rideshare" oh so you mean like a bus?
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one awesome thing about being in your 40s is that you always have an extra ear hair you never knew about that's somehow an inch long
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Spooky LuluLenin @lululenin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hey fellas is it gay to shoot water up your butthole?
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Jed, Ⓐrchmage of Woke @darkwingdukbokki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Google maps is socialism
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Critical Criminology @critcrim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's always right to say "Fuck the Police." "Montreal city council has adopted a bylaw to ban people from insulting police officers." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Montreal city council adopts bylaw banning insults against police, municipal employees | CBC News
Montreal city council has adopted a bylaw to ban people from insulting police officers and other municipal employees.
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