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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Anyone else remember when Dan Bongino took one look at the Epstein files and immediately fucking bailed on everything?

Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Watched a video of a dude last night who was talking about how he accidentally shot his dick and left ball off and he casually says, "So I concealed carry for personal protection..." My brother, it didn't work.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why the fuck do I need to figure out a "side hustle"? I work a 40 hour a week job AND have a weekend job on top of that.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Absolutely insane to me that we never got a Gremlins cartoon back in the late 80's.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don't think El-Sayed is going to win only because Stevens is way too weird in an unfun way not to win.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Alright, I'll go see the goddamned Odyssey.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

New Dem outreach messaging just dropped. Not sure how effective it'll be.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

That Doomsday trailer sure looks like a bunch of nonsense.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Made the pilgrimage to see Mothman's juicy ass in person.

The Mothman statue in Point Pleasant, West Virginia.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

"About fucking time. Oh no, wait, wrong guy... Well, about fucking time."

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It happening tonight would make a really good birthday gift for me.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I'm in love with that one Japanese kickboxer who only does one kind of kick over and over again. Don't tell me that she technically sucks or whatever, I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It's so funny to me that he didn't even try to make his name fit. Just, "THE DONALD J. TRUMP AND The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For the Performing Arts"

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

That Gundam game doesn't really look or feel like Gundam. Just give me a cel-shaded Dynasty Warriors Gundam game man.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Had to look up what "pastèque" meant while I was at Costco today. All I gotta say is La Croix needs to calm the fuck down. Pamplemousse was a fun little bit they had going, but I'm not about to break out an English to French dictionary every time I want to know what flavor I'm drinking.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Every so often you'll get someone insisting that Scorsese only makes mafia movies like Goodfellas over and over again and it's like, that's not true but if it was, that'd be great. Oh no! I have a bunch of super well made crime epics filled with great actors to enjoy.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Just watched The Aviator. One day I'm gonna make my own version of it, but it'll be about Elon Musk. So three hours of him not actually coming up with any ideas and instead of the Senate hearing it'll end with him not bothering to show up for a custody hearing.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My girlfriend has been watching that show Married At First Sight and as far as I can tell, it's all about a bunch of mediocre guys saying "We're on this journey together, taking it day by day, which is why I'll never have sex with my very pretty wife."

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Barney Frank really did come out, like a week before he died just to be like, "Hey guys, just wanted to say some shit that'll make sure no one will mourn me in a few days."

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

At a certain point you start to wonder if people don't just want to make things more difficult for themselves. For anyone who might be disabled out there, please don't listen to this person, there are ways to have aides come and help you with your daily routine free of charge.

Someone claiming I'm a fascist because I suggested that they should look into applying for disability so they can get a home aide who will help cook for them in case they can't afford paying for Doordash everyday or if the company goes out of business.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I was/am pro-masking, so I don't appreciate the insinuation, but I'd say for the future it'd be a good idea to look into applying for disability if you haven't already. I know several people who've been able to get home aids who cook and clean for them, even in red states.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The Dems are fine with all this shit happening because it gives them more excuses to run right wing Dems for every seat, but they're banking on their base just continuing to go along with their game, which I don't think will happen for much longer.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Did anyone else have to sing that Baby Beluga song when they were a child? What was up with that?

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

My bookshelf fell over and my first thought was "I should get an e-reader..."

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Just watched Smokey and the Bandit. I completely forgot that at one point in semi-recent history southern people really hated cops. What a shame they all turned into bootlickers.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I swear to God if I see any Dems making "Today was the day Donald Trump became president" statements because he ended up not nuking a country I'm going to microwave my own head.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Do I know anyone near central West Virginia?

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

It's sadly not going to happen today, but it's pretty insane that the dude is constantly disappearing into hospitals and reappearing looking all fucked up and instead of an explanation, we at best get some press dude getting yelled at about how hard it is to shake hands or whatever.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

This right here is the problem with "vote blue no matter who". These people don't actually believe in it, they're just centrists who are privileged enough to have candidates that cater directly to them and demand that the voters cater directly to them as well.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Lord give me the strength to not try to convince my girlfriend to let us buy an 1800's church to renovate into a house.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I love looking on Zillow for houses that flippers bought and abandoned because they found out they'd have to do more than slapping shitty looking fake grey wood flooring down.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

A lot of Twitter people trying to insist that Bluesky is going to die any minute now and we'll all have to go back to Twitter, but what they don't understand is that me and a ton of other people just won't go back. Like, oh no! Now I have an excuse to not be on any social media!

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Looking into buying a house in 2026 is legitimately depressing. Here are several things my SO or I have said: "Well, me dying would be financially positive if my life insurance paid out." "(Said positively) From what I heard, this next economic crash is supposed to be ten times worse than '08!"

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

If I was a vampire, instead of having to stop and count spilled grains of rice I'd have to stop and watch all of Stop Making Sense if someone popped in the Blu-ray. "Wait come back! I won't drink your blood! Genius of Love is almost over so David Byrne is gonna put on the big suit!"

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Have a problem with my phone service, tried to get customer service, but hit an AI chatbot wall. AI chatbot can't understand what my issue is, keeps giving me the wrong advice. Get fed up, type "human" until it transfers me to a real person. Transfers me to another chatbot that's more talky.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

From a marketing perspective, this whole "Game Key Card" thing Nintendo is doing is insane. You already have a giant red bar that cuts off 15% of your cover and to top it off you have a big Ol' Surgeon General warning looking thing cutting off another 20%.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

If I had a media empire, the long play would be to invest in a bunch of hard hitting investigative journalism that destabilizes the government and makes you the most important media outlet. Have presidents begging YOU for coverage. But kissing the ass of a dude who's on his way out is smart too...

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

For real though, if I was Dylan O'Brien in Send Help I'd hang out on a deserted island for a few months with Rachel McAdams, looking as gorgeous as she always has, while she nurses me back to health. No drama here. I'm down for whatever.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Just watched Send Help. Chicks rock.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Over on Reddit they're trying to convince themselves that Conservatives used to be honorable, kind people by bringing up the time John McCain said Obama wasn't Arab because he's a good family man. What the fuck are you guys even doing over there?

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I call my bedroom The Bone Temple because it's where I slather myself in iodine and get fucked up on morphine. I also have sex there sometimes.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I'm not a gossip, I'm a storyteller.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

When it finally does happen they're not going to tell us until a few days later out of spite.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Just saw No Other Choice. What a movie. Brutal in a way I couldn't imagine.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Tickets to No Other Choice tomorrow, The Bone Temple Wednesday, and Hard Boiled on Sunday. Movies rule.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

There's a chicken restaurant in town that makes me feel nauseous a few hours after eating there every single time, but my girlfriend LOVES it. The problem is, she refuses to let me buy her dinner there unless I'm already going for myself. Got food there tonight yet again and folks, I'm gonna puke.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

They added some AI bullshit to my local grocery store so now when you use self checkout it locks you out from paying until an employee comes over and looks in your shopping cart to make sure you aren't stealing. So basically they just made self checkout more inconvenient than using a normal lane.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Columbo couldn't be made today. Mostly because he refuses to use a gun and only goes after rich assholes. Also, Peter Falk died a while ago.

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Neil Degrassi Highson @funkpower.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Going to see Hard Boiled in theaters on the 25th. This shit is gonna be life changing.

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