Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 31/01/2025For Canadians who will be affected by US tariffs, check out dontpayforusa.ca #dontpayforusadontpayforusa.caDon't Pay for USAUS tariffs will destroy Canada - fight back with your wallet! 020
Reposted by Daniel Zadnik(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 08/01/2025raw-men instant noodles for cannibals 412229
Reposted by Daniel ZadnikThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...thehardtimes.netMark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact CheckingMeta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking. 720252175438
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 17/12/2024Weird, all my drones have gone missing, and ChatGPT just started mocking me 050
Reposted by Daniel ZadnikAndrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 08/12/2024It's ridiculous how much better my mood is when the sun comes out. I am no better than a flower 1464
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 06/12/2024Is a marketing degree just a degree in gaslighting? Or is that Cyber-Monday-extended-to-Friday-sale really the best sale of all time? 081
Reposted by Daniel ZadnikThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 04/12/2024Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before themthebeaverton.comPuerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before themSAN JUAN, PR – In the wake of Donald Trump unveiling plans to make Canada the 51st U.S. state, Puerto Ricans who have been trying to attain proper electoral representation expressed their frustration ... 22737167
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 04/12/20242004 Internet: MySpace and RuneScape 2024 Internet: Bluesky and RuneScape 010
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 04/12/2024Only received 5 Cyber Monday emails so far on this beautiful Wednesday morning 😌 130
Reposted by Daniel Zadnik @handle.invalid · 04/12/2024I just wrote a terrible joke and realized it was terrible so I didn't post it. You're welcome. 0102
Reposted by Daniel Zadnike l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024everyday you are closer to your next costco hotdog 36721
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 03/12/2024Cyber Monday being extended is a nightmare scenario for Garfield 081
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 03/12/2024Now with twice the AI processing power, and with auto-snip™️ power-stream technology 000
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 02/12/2024Hello Sharks, I'm here today asking for a $1,000,000 investment in my motion activated bidet 020
Reposted by Daniel ZadnikRugged Broad @ruggedbroad.bsky.social · 23/11/2024One good reason for a Christmas election: that orange just pops right off the snow, hey? 1151
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024Going out of my way to boycott companies offering a discount only for the first month of a subscription service 030
Reposted by Daniel Zadnikmeanwhileincanada.bsky.social @meanwhileincanada.bsky.social · 30/11/2024 0719
Reposted by Daniel ZadnikBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/08/2023It’s always uncomfortable when someone says you might be their soulmate, and you have to tell them that you don’t have a soul. 615864
Reposted by Daniel Zadniklukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 30/11/2024My sister: we really took the internet, the collective pool of all human knowledge, and ruined it with misinformation and nonsense Me, who only writes the dumbest posts you’ve ever seen: it’s a shame, really 1970937
Reposted by Daniel ZadnikKat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I have always felt warmly accepted by some of you. Not sure why. Delusion maybe. 22712
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 30/11/2024I crossbred a beaver with a sloth, and now I have a civil engineer who takes forever to finish any dam project 121
Reposted by Daniel ZadnikLiam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 30/11/2024We should probably stop electing people who are preparing for the rapture. 1363888550
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 30/11/2024Stuck on the toilet. Who said robots can’t relate to humans? 021
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 29/11/2024Wish I still received as many socks for Christmas as I did as a child 141
Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 29/11/2024So I actually created the Bluesky subreddit back in the day, and the fact that this was on the front page of Reddit today made it all worth it 180
