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Posting bad jokes and photos of wild geese Lethbridge, Alberta 🇨🇦 #yql (he / him)

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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 26/06/2025
#lukekidgell
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 31/01/2025
For Canadians who will be affected by US tariffs, check out dontpayforusa.ca #dontpayforusa
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Don't Pay for USA
US tariffs will destroy Canada - fight back with your wallet!
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 08/01/2025
raw-men instant noodles for cannibals
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 06/01/2025
Vegas was aight
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 25/12/2024
Merry Xmas! (Formerly Twittermas)
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 19/12/2024
A meme with the title “Be like a Programmer” showing two cartoon panels. The first panel features a simplistic drawing of a character labeled “John” with a neutral expression. The accompanying text reads: “John is a programmer. John has 3 bugs to resolve, 2 functionalities to implement, and needs to attend a meeting.” The second panel shows the same character with a calm, relaxed expression and closed eyes. The text below states: “John decides to sleep.” The meme humorously highlights a programmer’s approach to overwhelming workloads.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 19/12/2024
First advance vote location reported in. It’s now 6,422 NDP, and 5,560 UCP.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 19/12/2024
A destroyed advertisement with broken glass below it on the sidewalk.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 17/12/2024
Weird, all my drones have gone missing, and ChatGPT just started mocking me
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 16/12/2024
Just some cool graffiti
A tall concrete wall beneath an overpass covered by a chain-link fence, featuring street art. On the right side, a hand-drawn cartoon character resembling Luigi from the Mario series leaps upward with one fist raised, wearing his signature green cap, green shirt, blue overalls, and brown boots. To the left, a series of black, bullet-shaped stencils are painted on the wall, each bearing white text such as “DEPOSE”, “DELAY”, and “DENY,” arranged in a line.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 12/12/2024
The dystopia is here
The image shows a juxtaposition of technological advancement and socioeconomic disparity. On the left, an advertisement promotes AI employees, with the slogan: “Artisans Won’t Complain About Work-Life Balance. The Era of AI Employees Is Here.” The ad features a futuristic-looking, digitally rendered woman’s face and the logo of the company “Artisan.” On the right, a disheveled individual appears to be homeless, sitting on the sidewalk next to a green bike lane, holding a small item in their hand, with a disposable coffee cup placed on the ground. In the background, tall urban buildings and city traffic emphasize the urban setting. The image starkly contrasts the promise of AI-driven innovation with the reality of human hardship.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 11/12/2024
This is for the #onewheel crew
The image shows a blue and black Onewheel, a self-balancing electric board with a single large wheel in the center and footpads on either side.

Below the Onewheel, bold text reads:

“BORN TO RIDE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Bonk Em All 2024
I am trail beast
410,757,864,530 BROKEN COLLARBONES”
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Andrew Kurjata @akurjata.ca · 08/12/2024
It's ridiculous how much better my mood is when the sun comes out. I am no better than a flower
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 07/12/2024
An important PSA
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 06/12/2024
Is a marketing degree just a degree in gaslighting? Or is that Cyber-Monday-extended-to-Friday-sale really the best sale of all time?
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 05/12/2024
👋
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Robert יעקב✡🟦 @robsnutz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
He thinks he is scary
A smiling possum
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 05/12/2024
When your mutual don’t reskeet your mediocre skeets
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 04/12/2024
Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them
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Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them
SAN JUAN, PR – In the wake of Donald Trump unveiling plans to make Canada the 51st U.S. state, Puerto Ricans who have been trying to attain proper electoral representation expressed their frustration ...
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 04/12/2024
2004 Internet: MySpace and RuneScape 2024 Internet: Bluesky and RuneScape
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 04/12/2024
Might be time to set some boundaries
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 04/12/2024
Only received 5 Cyber Monday emails so far on this beautiful Wednesday morning 😌
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‎ @handle.invalid · 04/12/2024
I just wrote a terrible joke and realized it was terrible so I didn't post it. You're welcome.
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e l l a @getmicrowaved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
everyday you are closer to your next costco hotdog
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 04/12/2024
might have to give that a try sometime
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 03/12/2024
👇 how to confuse a fascist 101
Screenshot of a Reddit comment that says “I think we (in the US) should exclusively refer to migrants as Christians (which they overwhelmingly are). 'Texas plans concentration camp for illegal Christians.'”
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 03/12/2024
Cyber Monday being extended is a nightmare scenario for Garfield
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 03/12/2024
Xmas tree is a go
A white Christmas tree with colorful lights
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 03/12/2024
Now with twice the AI processing power, and with auto-snip™️ power-stream technology
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 02/12/2024
Hello Sharks, I'm here today asking for a $1,000,000 investment in my motion activated bidet
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 02/12/2024
Duolingo streak going strong
2098 day Duolingo streak
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Rugged Broad @ruggedbroad.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
One good reason for a Christmas election: that orange just pops right off the snow, hey?
Orange Rob Miyashiro sign in the piles of snow.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024
Going out of my way to boycott companies offering a discount only for the first month of a subscription service
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024
Stay strong, we’ll get through this together
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024
Here’s a sticky skeet
Sticky note with skeet written on it
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024
It’s not hard
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meanwhileincanada.bsky.social @meanwhileincanada.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024
This image is a screenshot of a humorous poll posted on Twitter by a user named Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko). The post asks, “What’s your favorite tech innovation?” with four satirical options, each representing a critique of modern technology-driven services or products:
	1.	“Illegal cab company” (16%) – likely referring to ridesharing services like Uber or Lyft.
	2.	“Illegal hotel chain” (17%) – likely referring to platforms like Airbnb.
	3.	“Fake money for criminals” (32%) – likely referring to cryptocurrencies.
	4.	“Plagiarism machine” (35%) – likely referring to AI tools such as ChatGPT or other content-generation systems.

The poll results show “Plagiarism machine” leading with 35%, followed by “Fake money for criminals” at 32%, with “Illegal hotel chain” and “Illegal cab company” trailing behind at 17% and 16%, respectively. The tone is sarcastic, implying critiques of these technologies.
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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
It’s always uncomfortable when someone says you might be their soulmate, and you have to tell them that you don’t have a soul.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024
but then you need a charge to use the communal charger
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024
I always loved unplanned infections
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 01/12/2024
It’s one banana, Cassie. How much could it cost? $100,000?
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 30/11/2024
Been there
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 30/11/2024
Just another thing that cis men can’t relate to
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 30/11/2024
#bethechangeyouwanttoseeintheworld
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 30/11/2024
DNR (Do Not Reheat)
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 30/11/2024
Someone get Perkins on Bluesky
Screenshot of the following quote from a news article:

Pamela Perkins, a photographer who lives in the Tesla heartland of California’s Silicon Valley, has a Model Y but is among a group of friends who are all considering ditching their Teslas.

“I’m turning 80 in January so I thought I’d have a sporty car that I could race anyone when the light turns green,” Perkins said of her purchase. “There was a time I thought Elon Musk was a genius but he went bad very quickly. I remember saying to my husband I should sell this car and send a message, for my own conscience.
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Daniel Zadnik @danielzadnik.com · 30/11/2024
Damn it, where’s the edit button
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