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Storyteller Physician Whisky drinker Proud dog father of 3 huskies

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Lesley Conner @lesleyconner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's time! The @apexmag.bsky.social 2027 Kickstarter is live! Help us fund another year of strange, shocking, beautiful, and surreal speculative fiction! www.kickstarter.com/projects/ape...
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Apex Magazine 2027
An award-winning digital literary journal of science fiction, dark fantasy, and horror.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't forget that the legendary LIGHTSPEED and NIGHTMARE magazines have a Kickstarter right now! Let's make sure amazing horror, SF, and fantasy short stories keep getting published. www.kickstarter.com/projects/lig...
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LIGHTSPEED & NIGHTMARE: Award-Winning SF, Fantasy, & Horror
We've published nearly 10 million words of science fiction, fantasy, and horror short fiction. Help us write the next chapter.
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TriCon @tricon-hfx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is happening! Prepping some surprises and delights for the @halconscificon.bsky.social Stories from the Stars book fair! Cole Harbour Place TOMORROW, 10am - 4pm!
A mittful of TriCon bookmarks in shades of orangeA tableful of TriCon Blend coffee bags.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We should make a push for mass cancellation of Disney+, Hulu, Netflix, Peacock, Paramount, HBO Max, Amazon Prime and Apple. They have all increased their prices as people are struggling to pay rent, groceries and gas. Guarantee you they'll respond to a massive boycott. All they care about is $$$
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Cislyn Smith @cislyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Flights of Foundry means something to you, if you've gotten something out of it - whether that's inspiration for a project or a friendship or good memories or the comfort of knowing someone out there is designing events like this... Put some money in, please. flights-of-foundry.org/donate/
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Donate – Flights of Foundry
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying
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Flights of Foundry @flightsoffoundry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reminder: Flights of Foundry is a fundraiser! And also, this shiny platform we're using cost moneys, so we're going to have to raise a little more this year. If you are enjoying the convention and find value in what we do, toss a coin to your witcher (convention)! flights-of-foundry.org/donate/
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Jaskier Sings 'Toss A Coin To Your Witcher'
Alt: Jaskier Sings 'Toss A Coin To Your Witcher'
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Three-Lobed Burning Eye magazine @3lobedmag.com · 17/09/2026
Support us because you love to read genre fiction and we love to publish it! We have it all: ghostpunk, mushroom rotica, cozy doom, monster dance, carnivorous hair, sad professor, weremollusc, cosmic mess, yarn slasher, liminal faces, bad algebra. kck.st/4x4r1oz
A parade of weird creatures along with the 3LBE masthead
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com · 16/09/2026
We are 98 new subscribers away from our goal! clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/
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Lightspeed Magazine @lightspeedmagazine.com · 16/09/2026
WOW, what a first day! In our first 24 hours, nearly 150 backers pledged more than $11K, putting us 22% of the way toward our goal. Several of our limited signed books and collectibles are already gone. If you haven't checked it out yet: bit.ly/LS-NM-26
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't do much 9/11 posting, but I always think about Bretagne, the last surviving ground zero search and rescue dog. When they took her to be euthanized in 2016, first responders saluted as she entered the clinic. She was later carried out in a flag-draped casket. www.chron.com/news/houston...
Bretagne with her handler at Ground ZeroOld golden retriever walking into a vet, saluted by first respondersA flag-draped casket being carried out and saluted
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Indie writers are real writers. Self-pub writers are real writers. Trad pub writers are real writers. None of us are better than each other. I only wish the readers who need your work find it.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey it’s two panels! 

Top: Nelson Muntz, labeled “butter just out of the fridge,” looks down at Santa’s Little Helper, labeled “my fresh toast.”

Bottom: Nelson pets Santa’s Little Helper so he can feel it, as the dog’s skin is pulled tautly across his face and body.

Goddamn i am terrible at alt-text on memes, I’m sorry.
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Flights of Foundry @flightsoffoundry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Flights of Foundry lottery for limited attendance for workshops, gaming sessions, and chill-n-chats is now open for sign ups until August 31! To access the lottery all you have to do is register to FoF! flights-of-foundry.o...
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/08/2026
If you aren't subscribed to the Onion print edition yet, you should.
A full page ad for Cybertruck in the Onion newspaper:

"Cybertruck (written in that god-awful graffiti font): Guaranteed to impress the EMTs pulling your corpse from the wreck."

Tesla logo at the bottom.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One thing about Dolly Parton's passing that strikes me is that unlike some others, she experienced a lot of praise before passing. It wasn't saved for obituaries. There were regular (warranted) love-fests for Parton. I wish that for everyone. It's a good day to tell people you appreciate them.
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Guy Gavriel Kay @guygavrielkay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is a deeply moving thread.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com · 23/08/2026
Slowly closing in on our goal of giving the team a raise for our 20th anniversary. Subscribe at: clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/
We're running a subscription drive!
Clarkesworld will publish its 20th anniversary issue in October and we'd like to recognize this milestone by giving our staff and contributors a raise. Each new subscriber brings us one step closer to reaching our goal. We're within 170 subscribers of our target.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
James Bond: you think I haven’t faced death before? Supervillain: oh, I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond. I expect you to suffer. *opens travel funding reimbursement software I think you will find your motorboat rental and casino reservations especially complex James Bond: no. no. pls kill me
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 15/08/2026
I know they’re marketing this for spam musubi, but the package design makes me very worried about the meat that went into that can.
Cans of spam that read HELLO KITTY on the side, with Hello Kitty herself prominently featured
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
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Jae Koyanagi @jaekoyanagi.com · 11/08/2026
I've bought and read a lot of books off of brief recs on Bluesky. Talking about the books you love *does* work!
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Uncanny Magazine @uncannymagazine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SPACE UNICORNS! The Uncanny Magazine Year 13: The Space Unicorn Believes in YOU! Kickstarter reached its INITIAL FUNDING!! THANK YOU! There will be a Year 13! NOW LET'S REACH THE STRETCH GOALS! Original covers! Staff raises! Adding flash fiction & a novella! www.kickstarter.com/projects/unc...
Uncanny Magazine Year 12 Covers by Paul Lewin, Katy Shuttleworth, and Galen Dara!
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 08/08/2026
😄 theonion.com/new-evidence...
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Does anyone else do this? #BookSky
Does anyone else do this?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The prep isn't as bad as it used to be -- pills, not the drink -- and you'll have one, uh, busy evening and then you go in and get the greatest nap of your life and then eat a glorious meal. Get yourself checked out.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Actually disgusting that nurses were treated like utter shit, overworked and dying during the pandemic and now RFK is on TV telling everyone that didn't happen. I can't even imagine a more thankless, hostile job right now.
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SACosby @blacktopkid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I find myself burning with incandescent rage at the way all the civics and constitutional rules and laws I learned my whole life are actually just suggestions if the ppl in congress have a deficiency in courage "A gentleman's agreement only works if the ppl involved are gentlemen "
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 04/08/2026
It's cool being an employee-owned audiobook company driven by bookseller and customer feedback, vs. greed 🙃 You say, "Give us a corgi app icon!" and we'll do it. "We need a web player!" Well, it's yours. "Annual plan! Annual plan!" Done and DONE.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 20/07/2026
My brain 100% insists this is bad PhotoShop. So, yeah, the sun is resting on my brain. Wow.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 17/07/2026
Some upcoming appearances for me: I'll be one of the special guests at Bubonicon August 21-23 in New Mexico: www.bubonicon.com 1/3
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Bubonicon 57 - Aug 21-23, 2026
New Mexico Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 17/07/2026
A glass door with a hand-lettered sign reading:

NO!!!
SOLICTATION!!!
except Tamale lady
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 17/07/2026
I’m so happy for them
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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 17/07/2026
Audiobooks are a great hands free option when cyclosporiasis hits.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Booking a flight in South America and thinking something was lost in translation here
Flight categories are  adult, children and you drink
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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
People who fall for conspiracy theories have a greater tendency to detect patterns. But those patterns aren’t real. They’re random and illusory: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...
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Octopus Wrangler ! 🇩🇰 @spencilular.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
😂😂 If this was my dad I’d make him all the American food he could eat!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/07/2026
This is Beau. He loves his small human. A little concerned about why he's being outlined like a crime scene victim. Deciding to give them the benefit of the doubt. 13/10 (TT: beaunosebones)
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