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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30m
How I feel when a car lets me cross the street
Still from the movie Signs showing the Alien walking by a window and looking towards the camera
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 9h
Right when I thought this month was finally going to get easier, it actually shifted into hard mode
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15h
You're walking down the street. We lock eyes. Then I pull out my phone. I look serious. Then I ask the question nobody expects: "You wanna see a shitload of pelicans?" 🪶 🦑
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 11h
I don't have a favorite baseball team, I'm just glad the boys are all having fun running around in tight pants. Who is the team with the 3 guys that hump each other? That's my favorite.
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok we found another place that is incredible
Full spread of Vietnamese food
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was very upset until I remembered another place not far away. Crisis averted, thank gods. I'm getting hangry
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh my God they are remodeling lmao 😭
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Going to the vietnamese restaurant so I can order way too much food because I wanna taste everything
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well. Now that I am no longer devoting several hours to giving myself a full manicure and fixing this cracked nail, I guess I will sew something? That bitch ass dress that was not cooperating last night needs to find out what's up.
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm counting my blessings that I live somewhere where there is so much available in stores. But gee wiz. I worked at Sally's 25 years ago, and looking around today really illuminated how much was no longer there. Half the store wall was press on nails and eyelashes. There was so much for eyelashes
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm so mad everything is just gone now. I tried to look up what it would cost to get a set of silk applied professionally, and I think I'm just going to have to pull over when I see an old school looking place and bust in asking questions. Give me your most old school nail technician, pls
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The professional nail stores around me don't have this. Amazon it is. Nail salons barely offer this service. They just want to do the ultra quick, ultra damaging acrylic or gel. My students didn't want to learn about any service they didn't personally want. We're fucked lol
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay I'm realizing I'm this upset about this because like, where do you go? Sally beauty supply is pretty much it if you don't live in the south (where they got shops on every corner). Beauty supply stores are not just a thing that's around anymore. So now what?
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If the only things stores carry now is viral shit, then I guess your market is teenagers and bored moms that like to spend too much money on cups that keep things cold. I'm afraid that's not me.
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't believe they don't carry this! I never imagined a staple would not be there, but 52 types of press on nails were available. No prices on the nail polish, different stock than I was informed of... 2 minutes online and I would have been done. That's your competition.
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I drove to Sally beauty supply to buy silk for my broken nail. I found out that they have every type of nail enhancement imaginable, but no longer carry silk wraps. Next time somebody tells me not to order from Amazon and to go to a real store, please just fucking punch yourself in the face for me
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love when people learn this
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forum boards are the best form of internet, full stop, and the internet began to suck more and more as we strayed from that light
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That seems to be the general feeling all around
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CIRCUMSTANCE? circumference, you bastard!
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cash up front
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying to decide if now is the time I take a stand against bras being an expected part of professional dress
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone give me $1,600 for a body scan and custom made, real, actual dress form. Not a pillow that is technically your circumstance, but not really shape. Kinda 😒
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like it when small engine repair tools crosses with Dracula Hunter tools
Mr Tits about to whang some part of this power sprayer engine with a pointed stake and a hammer
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If they are single they gotta fuck all the way off outta my ding room
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Lachategris @lachategris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's more of what they're cutting! www.kqed.org/science/2002...
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East Bay Grief Counselors Strike to Protest Layoffs and ‘Protect the Soul of Hospice’ | KQED
Staff at Hospice East Bay warn that services and care quality will deteriorate under the continued leadership of Florida-based Chapters Health Systems.
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😎 this guy knows how to conference
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dog said
dog looking back at the other dogs trailing behind it.  image of usain bolt looking back at other runners trailing behind him is superimposed.
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ohhhh damn straight
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nooooo. Maybe put some pearls on it
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And that's why you won't ever swim in my pool!
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
very carefully
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yeah, and a gun. Duh
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want some accessories that I realize are very burlesque. Scallop shell purse type handbag. And I think I could quickly and really make a seaweed wrap from green fleece for warmth/style. Hmmm. It might be crafting time, let's see what we got
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kind of the direction I'm leaning for a costume. I have many days I could dress up at work, with ladies night, and the drawings. I need a nude bodysuit to attach my shells to, but I think I can wiggle into my blue leggings under my tail. How I will piss is another matter
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woooooo yay! Happy Hallowiener!
Coming up
Goblin Time
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fashion also awakens things in me
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you know what sainthood really involves? The after death test? It's fun stuff 💀
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are so many good saints, I gotta start reading up on them
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what I'm talking about when I say I love the stuff Catholics will do lol
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cuz you can't see tits on the radio!
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"This will be the last time I ever do your hair" Absolutely devastating lyrics. You might not understand getting cut off in the beauty department, but that can be an incredible blow to your Fierceness Factor (not yet a Trya trademarked term)
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The incredible Special Effects of KAREL ZEMAN — without whom there’d be no Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton or Wes Anderson to name but three.
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe I should take Lulu for a night walk by this house next weekend. I need to get an invite to the party, I bet sourdough bread would open the door
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Incredible
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🪼Danger Tits🦪 @dangertits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm going to have to drive to Reno and look to see who we got. If we don't have someone fighting for my rights while wearing at least one animal print piece I'm going to be mad
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 04/10/2026
The lack of a Wario equivalent to Princess Peach really says a lot about the video game industry’s aversion to complex female characters
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