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Damian Chadwick

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UCB teacher, general bon-vivant

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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 3h
If you hate watch Shane Gillis, NBC still gets the click and the ad revenue. Leave it unwatched so it’s a big dip in streaming numbers. That’s literally all they give a shit about.
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Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social · 11h
Home, and whether it be the jogging, or by having my mind more employed (which I believe is a great matter) I know not, but I do now piss with much less pain and I begin to be suddenly well, at least better than I was.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 11/10/2026
The gays work fast
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 11/10/2026
The last half of this quote wasn't circulating nearly as much yesterday, but it's actually the clincher. God bless this brilliant, gifted, absolutely deranged man.
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Ben Mathis-Lilley @benmathislilley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the kind of shit the dads were pitching in John Hughes movies (it took a year for their 14-person team to create the image) and they were each given a 6BR 3.5BA on North Shore as a reward for their excellent work
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ringo Starr, landing a savage takedown and also hinting at the existence of a thriving market in Beatle piss
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every single day I wake up and Trump has done something really fucked up and Mamdani has done something awesome.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There better be a hose that sprays warm piss down your leg.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting my COVID and flu shots later. How much are you supposed to tip?
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The next great late night host
Maarva (an older white lady character from Andor played by Fiona Shaw) saying 

Then yesterday, 
I heard about this attack at Aldhani.Same character saying “have you heard about this”
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time I see coverage of this race I briefly wonder why Jon Ossoff is calling out @mikescollins.bsky.social
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hello Broadway? I’d like to request one musical based on this story please.
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A 58-Year-Old Adopted Man Just Met His Biological Father: Michael McDonald
An adopted man discovered his biological father is musician Michael McDonald and the pair discussed meeting for the first time in a new interview.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
100% chance Fascist Mayor McCheese here now has a podcast with like 4 million followers.
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Stephen C. Rea @stevierea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The “ceasefire” will be one year old next week. Since then, Israeli strikes have killed more than 1400 Gazans
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
100% chance Fascist Mayor McCheese here now has a podcast with like 4 million followers.
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Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Home to supper, being hungry, and my ear and cold not so bad I think as it was. So to bed, taking one of my pills.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why the thoth deck is considered satanic when it clearly only wants me to experience love, pleasure and midnight lunacy
truly insane spread from the thoth tarot that’s like, the lovers, LOVE, pleasure, the moon, the emperor and the hermit (I guess they’re the ones doing it)
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Turning up at the party after you’ve been on a 7-11 hot dog roller for 30 days.
Aaron Sorkin with a tan so deep it resembles a perfectly roasted hotdog. 
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Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think guys like this are human in the same way the rest of us are.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 28,1967
P1- NANCY IS AT THE LIBRARY AND IS WALKING PAST SEVERAL SECTIONS OF BOOK TITLES 
NANCY WALKS PAST THE BIOGRAPHY, TRAVEL AND HISTORY SECTION 
P2- NANCY APPROACHES THE SCIENCE FICTION SECTION AND IS SURPRISED TO SEE A ROBOT READING A SCIENCE FICTION BOOK
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same
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Maciek Hamela @maciekhamela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When a storm comes from the right direction, we all get to say "nor'easter" like grizzled old Nantucket deckhands.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s not “Jill Stein” it’s “Jill Stein’s monster”
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hmm, do I want upbeat London or filthy scary London?
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apply this to describing billionaires and tech bros as well.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
This is a picture of my creative process:
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Pjörk 🐷 @nicoleconlan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Reddit comment is the best non-technical explanation I've seen of of "What is El Niño and how do we know this one will be really bad?"
Reddit post:

The earth is rotating. Let’s start there. 

The constant rotation of the planet causes the wind and water on the earths surface to move in constant and predictable ways. 

That movement causes the Pacific Ocean at the equator to move west and pile up. “Sea level” off the coast of Ecuador and Colombia is several feel lower than “sea level” in Indonesia.

The equator also gets the most constant sun, so the water around Indonesia is also much warmer than the waters off the coast of the Americas. 

Every once in a while, the big pile of warm water in Indonesia gets too tall and too warm, and it falls over, sending all of that warm water back towards the Americas. A million tons of warm water splashing up to the coast of The Americas causes a massive spike in moisture in the air, which becomes rain. Lots. And lots. And lots of rain. 

It can be measured at every step of that equation. We can measure the difference in sea level height at the ends of the Pacific Ocean. We can measure the difference in sea temperature at both ends. Once the pile of water starts tumbling east, we can measure the water temperature all along the Pacific (we have a bunch of buoys set up for this). 

All of those measurements are higher than anything we’ve ever seen before.
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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Water tower Friend, NE
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so we just nearly started a war with china (a nuclear state) because of genAI use
The intelligence report, circulated across the US military this spring in the midst of the war with Iran, immediately set off alarm bells: A Chinese ship in the Middle East was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program.
The US military swung into action with plans to intercept the vessel, according to four sources familiar with the episode.
According to two of the sources, armed members of the US military were preparing to board the ship. Military planes were in the air, one of those sources and another source familiar with the incident said.
It was only just before the planned operation that officials dug deeper into the report put together by a special operations command analyst and found it had been generated with the help of artificial intelligence (AI) — and that a chatbot the analyst had used inaccurately identified the material the ship was carrying. CNN was not able to learn what the misidentified cargo was.
The report, according to one of the sources, was "entirely false." But it also "almost started a war," the source said. Any US operation against a Chinese vessel could have risked spiraling into an armed conflict between the two nations.
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pumpkin pye 🎃 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Biquette the legend 🐐🙏 rescued from a dairy farm, she lived the rest of her days at a communal farm / punk diy venue. she loved grind and attended shows held there, wandering freely and choosing to stand at the front during loud performances
Biquette backlit at a gig
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You guys hear this new band? Not bad!
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Great news! We’ve moved past “abundance of caution” to “overabundance of caution”. 
School alert warning of a coyote sighting, triggering kids sheltering in place out of “an overabundance of caution“. 
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I will give Ed Sheeran credit for this: he’s done us all the favor of making appallingly bad music that’s easy to boycott.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve been way ahead of the curve on this one by hating Ed Sheeran‘s sappy ass music for a solid 15 years now.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
a future where you have to check the bot swarm forecast to see which services will be offline today
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵
Fiorinamarietta on Threads writes: "The death of department stores as an EXPERIENCE needs to be studied. You used to be able to buy a dress, have lunch, get your hair done, smell every perfume in existence and leave carrying beautifully wrapped boxes. Shopping used to be an event."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Vice President of the United States of America can't feel comfortable saying this stuff out loud and one of the reasons we need new Dem leadership is because we need to punish this kind of behavior and guys like Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck don't have the stomach to do what needs to be done.
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s still insane to me that I can start watching a “season“ of something like Adults and it’s literally EIGHT episodes. They’ve got a writer’s room assembled and all the actors and crew booked, but the dipshit studio won’t pay them to keep going and shoot a whole ass season!
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Damian Chadwick @damianchadwick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Really regretting my monkey paw wish to see John Coltrane perform
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