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Briar 🦋🍂🐀 @briarlily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALI ANNOUNCED THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS SEQUEL
Cover for The Two-Body Problem, the sequel to The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood, showing the backs of the two main characters, Olive, a medium height white brunette, and Adam, a tall black-haired man, with their arms around each other. Olive's hand is in Adam's back pocket. Additional text bubbles read "In hardcover February 2nd", "More good news below", and "MRC is developing a filn based on the book for Amazon MGM Studios".Caption on the Instagram post by Ali Hazelwood: 
Ali says:
Friends! Hi! "I wrote a sequel to The Love Hypothesis" is not a sentence I thought I'd say a year or so ago, but now I weirdly can't imagine a world in which The Two-Body Problem doesn't exist. I'm really eager to talk more about this book and how it came about in the next few months. For now let me just say that the TLJ movie and its cast made me fall for Adam and Olive all over again, that revisiting them was an absolute pleasure, and that I am delighted to show you the amazing cover that @lilith_saur illustrated (I can't believe she and I go back almost a decade by now 😭)

As someone who gets VERY attached to stories and characters, I know that unannounced sequels can be blindsiding, so feel free to skip this book and overwrite it with whatever headcanon you prefer, and I'll see you on the next one! But if you want to read more about Adam and Olive, The Two-Body Problem spans a couple of years, and it's a mix of of slice of life, postdoctoral turmoil, and an unflinching exploration of the hardest challenge one will face in a long-term relationship: deciding what to have for dinner. If you pick it up, I really hope you enjoy 💙

And: Nothing is guaranteed, but MRC is developing a film based on The Two-Body Problem for Amazon MGM Studios.

More soon, ily, kthxbyeeee ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ali really said balance of the force w/ the TLH sequel news after the jumpscare Ep X news. Long live Adam and Olive 🙂‍↕️
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Day of birth yesterday, and it was the first birthday in like 3 years where I didn’t cry lmao. The solution u ask? Going to fucking work 💀 Also am just now learning about episode X after a big busy weekend?? Scarrrryyyyyy birfday surprise fr, fr.
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blue @thelivingblues.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy TLH day to beloved Ali and to all who celebrate
a light blue t-shirt (from Out of Print) has seven beakers lined up in fun colors. the text within and below the beakers reads "carlsen research laboratory est. 2021"
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Briar 🦋🍂🐀 @briarlily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tentative plans to host a Love Hypothesis stream on discord for the reylos at 16:30 EDT/20:30 UTC ! Dm me for a link, I'll host in an old reylo discord for convenience
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I used to work a book section of a major retailer & I cannot fathom how highly anticipated titles end up on shelves before the release date? We didn’t even receive the stock until 1-2 days prior & it is PLASTERED in orange/red tape w/ messaging to not even open until the intended release date.
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t believe I’m just gonna clock off work this afternoon, go home and watch an adaptation of a book that was a fic I read 7 years ago, feat. daisy ridley’s husband as the MMC. On a casual Wednesday? What the fuck?
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 19/09/2026
"If the final quarter of either match went for just one minute longer, we would have seen heart attacks around the country." chaser.com.au/sport/nation...
Images of Freemantle Dockers and Brisbane Lions.

Nation's cardiologists thankful prelims are over - The Chaser
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bee ⋆˙⟡♡ @thetenderest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tied E | 1.2k | 1/1 ✨ Canon Divergent ⛓️ Bondage 🥀 Short & Filthy ⛓️‍💥 Force Bond They are so good at this, Rey and Kylo Ren. So good at pretending. ꨄ︎ Link below
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Junkyard Jedi @junkyardjedi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SAVE THE DATE! Collection details will be shared by @binarystars3.bsky.social, @aestivaltide.bsky.social, and myself next week.
Filling you up this Thanksgiving on AO3!

GET STUFFED: A REYLO TURKEY DAY COLLECTION

NOV 24: Anything goes! Stuff Ben and Rey like a turkey and gobble their cobblers.

Shocked Rey next to fingergun/winking Ben Solo. A turkey manifests on a platter.  A p-in-v hand gesture hovers suggestively.
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 15/09/2026
Sheeran hopes the updated song will help people not ‘pick sides’ on things like love, friendship and genocide. chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
Images of Ed Sheeran and Macklemore.

Chaser satirical headline: Ed Sheeran releases new song "Thinking Out Silent"
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Maia @meetingyourmaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got to meet @theagwrites.bsky.social and see my art in the bookmarks. She's so lovely and amazing! ❤️❤️❤️
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grace @echofarandfaint.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
1. It's not so much his rages that scare her. Not the broken furniture or 'fresher mirrors smashed. It's the quiet that comes afterward. It's the way he reprimands himself like he doesn't understand the man who was so consumed by anger. "I'm sorry," Ben says. "I don't know why I do it."
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grace @echofarandfaint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"breath" e, 1.2k, one-shot flash fic 🪐canon-divergent 🌙force-bond ⛓️breathplay "He wants her to undo him." archiveofourown.org/works/92615686
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Went so hard on the retail therapy this weekend that I deep cleaned the shit outta my house to not feel guilt/the burden of irresponsible financial decisions - can confirm it works, am a well of joy, furniture shopping is a drug I refuse to give up 🙂‍↕️
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gal 🌿🛏️💚 @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this one got away with me ... I blame @baybelletrist.bsky.social for the idea. #reylofic #dyadprompts 1/2
Adam driver in a cubicle with papers hung on the wallsRey had an office up in editorial, while Ben—despite being a senior reporter who’d been with the Chandrila Chronicle for upwards of a decade now—was confined to a too-small cubicle whenever he wasn’t in the field. It wasn’t usually an issue that anyone walking by could see his screen, except when he wanted to play Tetris on his lunch breaks. And, apparently, when his editor decided to send him a message that made panic well up inside him.

Rey Niima [1:54 pm]: so about all your semis

Ben stared at the five-word, uncapitalized and unpunctuated sentence. When had Rey noticed—how long ago had she noticed—?

His frequent physical reaction to her presence wasn’t intentional, of course. He’d never had this problem before. But one glimpse of her ass in an atrociously tangerine-colored but beautifully tight pencil skirt, and his cock is eagerly perking up with zero regard for workplace professionalism. Or that time her blouse was just a tiny bit see-through and he couldn’t help but notice that her bra was pale blue, clinging temptingly to her perfect little breasts. Or when she gave him a teasing wink while handing back a draft bleeding with ruthless red-penned corrections.
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ghostie (𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱) 🦋👻🍂 @ssadghostt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
𝒶 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉 𝓊𝓃𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉 » chapter 11: a mad pulse of guilt & adoration 🪻 regency au 🪻 arranged marriage 🪻 friends to enemies to lovers 🪻 indecent yearning archiveofourown.org/works/840521... #reylo #reylofic
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ghostie (𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱) 🦋👻🍂 @ssadghostt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏕️ 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 #reylofakeit 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 🏕️ friends to lovers 🏕️ there’s only one bed 🏕️ bricked up in nature 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟠: 𝕚 𝕨𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 archiveofourown.org/works/897039... #reylo #reylofic
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Kal ⁉️ @kalx58.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Inhaled this fic and highly recommend it either in fic or (the ingenuity!!) podfic form. (Serious voice) Great low angst older Shane queer awakening fic! Funny and real world spiky that shows Wow I Can Change so well and (horny voice) Ilya is described as thick w/hornily depicted Lexapro dick 🤠
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck Radiohead and their fuckass ticket process, this is genuinely so fucking annoying
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candle_larkspur @candle-larkspur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Working on the next chapter of Westward Home today! yall, Ben is down baddd #reyloww
He’d dreamed that he and Rey were alone on the prairie, no wagons in sight, but neither of them were afraid or lonely for they were too well occupied with each other. They had lain together in the tall grass, hidden from the world, sunshine in the sky, a cool breeze playing with the wisps of Rey’s hair, violin music coming from far away, and wildflowers in every shade all around them. If they’d spoken of anything, he didn’t remember it when he woke. He only remembered the sensations of touching Rey’s palm, of hearing her laughter and seeing her smiling at him, of the feel of her body underneath his, the slow caress of his fingers on her legs as he drew up her skirt, the heat and dampness at the apex of her thighs that drew him in until he was completely lost.Man caresses woman's leg surrounded by wildflowers
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kate 👻🦭 @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Whatever the answers, fanfiction won’t go away, because it represents a radical space of literacy." electricliterature.com/fanfiction-m...
electricliterature.com
Fanfiction Made Me a Literary Scholar - Electric Literature
Fanfiction assumes what any literary scholarship worth its salt must acknowledge: Narrative is a social act
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 11/09/2026
Trump took things a step further by declaring that the song 'You're The Voice' now belongs to the Jonas Brothers. chaser.com.au/world/trump-...
Trump signs executive order renaming the MCG to 'American Football Ground' - The Chaser
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blue @thelivingblues.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
evergreen message as I schlep three tote bags from the street towards my city library bc the lot was 100% full!!! visit your city library if it's hot where you are and you need some air conditioned shelter! renew your library card if you can!
blue button that says "Support Public Libraries" in a white font.
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Reyloween🎃🦇👻 @reyloween.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
💀REYLOWEEN 2026🦇 Here's all the info you need for #Reyloween, our annual Halloween event. Check the thread below for details!
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kate 👻🦭 @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i thought this was a really fun read, especially as i have absolutely taken recipe inspiration from fics before! and the reylo fic that immediately springs to mind is @kalx58.bsky.social's 'ben and rey make risotto' archiveofourown.org/works/24484312 www.atlasobscura.com/articles/foo...
atlasobscura.com
How Sharing Recipes Brings Fans Together
Making fictional food can be both a creative and communal activity.
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Orichan🐢 @arcnlumi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Programmer’s Guide 27 was posted yesterday archiveofourown.org/works/198341... In the meantime here’s a preview from chapter 27 #reylo #reylofic
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gal 🌿🛏️💚 @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
UPDATE: it'd be you (I'd call my home) E | 7/20 | #reylofic #reylo 🌿 slow burn 🌿 not-just-sex work 🌿 healing together 💚 chapter 7: all of your edges fit right into mine 💚 from the beginning “I’d like to kiss you again,” he breathes, fingertips pressing back against hers. “May I?”
moodboard with various images including a woman's torso and legs in a green satin camisole and shorts, two hands touching on ivory bedsheets, large hands chopping herbs on a cutting board, pale pink roses climbing a brick wall, overgrown stone steps in a garden, and bookshelves behind a pair of velvet chairs. the main text reads: it'd be you (I'd call my home) by peculiar galaxies.
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
RADIOHEAD TOUR IN THE BIG 27, I AM OVER THE FUCKING MOON
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Reylo Six Sentences Sunday @reylosss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Alriiiiiight, tell me what we’re up to for #ReyloSSS!
static.klipy.com
Focused Writing Session Animation
Alt: Focused Writing Session Animation
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ghostie (𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱) 🦋👻🍂 @ssadghostt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
things get dangerous around halloween in sleepy hollow 🐦‍⬛🎃 #reylosss
He digs his fingers into the stiff, dry dirt. The contact with his burial ground makes the pain ebb just a little—just enough that the nausea dissipates. Shadows lick along his spine and down his legs and he knows he can’t hold them off for long. Taking on his true form is the only way to stop the pain.

“I won’t hurt her,” he chews out, growling the words into the still air. “I won’t, and you won’t make me. That is the difference.”

As the darkness consumes him, the ravens croak in unison. Their message rankles him but he says nothing.

“What choice do you have?”
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kate 👻🦭 @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
chapter two of 'you call the shots, babe (i just wanna be yours)' (the third in my rockstar ben au) will be out this week, come hell or high water #reylosss #reylo


That huge, powerful body of his performed something more like slow collapsing than anything resembling sitting. A man returning from (music festival) war, Rey thought, and bravely resisted the urge to snicker. Instead, she clambered onto Ben’s lap and arranged herself like his personal throw blanket, his face cupped between her palms. He cocked an eyebrow in response.


“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.”


“Hmm, but you’re smarter than that, Benjamin. Dam claims you’ve been a little—well, bratty and morose were all used at various points in the conversation. Irascible too. He’ll probably deny it, but I’d bet brunch that he had WordHippo pulled up on his phone.”


The thin line of Ben’s mouth momentarily tilted into something verging on a smile, but her husband was too stubborn to give up that easily, and he settled back against the couch cushions with a scowl. 


“He’s a goddamn tattletale.”
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gal 🌿🛏️💚 @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
final sneak peek for chapter 7 of 'it'd be you (I call my home)'—because it's getting posted TOMORROW! #ReyloSSS 🌿 catch up here: archiveofourown.org/works/84060791
“About last night…” Rey begins, before she can talk herself out of it. Except she hasn’t planned what to say. “Um…”
His hands still, but he doesn’t look up from the cutting board. “Did that assure you as to ... compatibility?”
“Yes.” More than. “And, um, is that something you want to continue, uh, going forward? Just so I know what to expect.”
Now Ben’s eyes flick to her as he crosses back to the stove, and she doesn’t think she's imagining the heat in his gaze.
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ghostie (𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱) 🦋👻🍂 @ssadghostt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🏕️ 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 #reylofakeit 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 🏕️ friends to lovers 🏕️ there’s only one bed 🏕️ bricked up in nature 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟟: 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙 𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 archiveofourown.org/works/897039... #reylo #reylofic
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grace @echofarandfaint.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@milliedonut.bsky.social said magical bookshop owner au #reylo
The bookshop smelled of mildew, used tea leaves, antique paper and something more fetid, which might have been mouse droppings. More often than not, when a customer managed to push their way through the heavy oak front door and ring the little brass bell above, the first thing they did was wrinkle their nose. 

But Benjamin liked it that way. Despite the faded gilt hand-painted sign above the smoky windows (Benjamin Solo - Occult Bookseller), he was not greatly interested in selling his volumes of magical arcana. He didn’t need the money, and he treated most interested buyers who approached the long gloomy register as unexpected bores who were disturbing him from the pages of a half-rotten tome.


Still, he did not appreciate it when books began to go missing. Especially not when he realized there was a pattern to it: that the books disappearing were all from his personal collection of dark magickal volumes that were never meant to be sold to the general public, books that were in fact illegal under international magical law.

Worst yet, Ben was sure he knew who was taking them. The little witch with the freckled nose and fox familiar who had, over the last two months, proved more annoying than any customer in the last decade, accosting him with questions, staring at him with wide hazel eyes until he was forced to lay down his book and tell her, with the tone of teacher admonishing an over-eager child, that the volumes she sought were unavailable for purchase.
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Kate 🦐 @thedinkumreylo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Coming soon to a Pilfered Relic near you ✍️ #Reylosss
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mayor Mamdani, please help this fellow New Yorker get better public transport on the GC that actually includes inland suburbs. Also plz help us overthrow the GC mayor who was very happy to get a Tr*mp Tower here Mayor Mamdani, save us plz
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ghostie (𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔱) 🦋👻🍂 @ssadghostt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🏕️ 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 #reylofakeit 𝕔𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 🏕️ friends to lovers 🏕️ there’s only one bed 🏕️ bricked up in nature 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕩: archiveofourown.org/works/897039... #reylo #reylofic
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🦇☕️ toasterlo forever @dhampirse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#Reylofic update It's Not a Thing, Rey! Chapter 2/? 5880 total words Rated E (future chapters) Rey and Ben get to know each other and take a road trip. archiveofourown.org/works/891400...
Cover art for fanfic It’s not a thing, Rey! (A trash cat cousins AU story)

An extreme close up of an opossum who seems to be sniffing the camera is superimposed over the view from Bald Knob in WV
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🎃Spooky Bree🦋 @ishipstarwars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
👙My Beach Boyfriend👙 Chapter 5- You, Me And The Sea ***NOW COMPLETE*** archiveofourown.org/works/893027... #reylofakeit #BeachBoyFic #Reylofic
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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logan 🍁🍂 @loganfromnowhere.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is this the best thing I’ve ever made? Probably
Rey strangling Palpatine in the Simpsons style
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally got round to watching that aussie daisy ridley zombie movie, and emotions were certainly mixed! Me: ‘omg neat, Amyl and the Sniffers song!!’ 😄 Mr Dalzo, a born & bred Tasmanian: ‘My entire family is dead’ 😦
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Junkyard Jedi @junkyardjedi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Newlywed Game When Rey watches The Newlywed Game and clocks that the grand prize is a washer/dryer set, rounding up her best friend Ben Solo to win is a no-brainer. So what if they aren’t married? What could go wrong? Actually… what could go right? #reylo #reylofic #reylofakeit (link below)
Teal logo: The Newlywed Game w/ intertwined wedding bands

Below the logo, a white front-loading washer/dryer set.

In front, a bride and groom's arms are extended, holding hands.

The Newlywed Game

When Rey watches The Newlywed Game and clocks that the grand prize is a washer/dryer set, rounding up her best friend Ben Solo to win is a no-brainer.

So what if they aren’t married? What could go wrong? Actually… what could go right?

#reylo #reylofic #reylofakeit
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How I’m finding TLH trailer this morning (September, I’m ready 4 u to save me from August)
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 21/08/2026
chaser.com.au/general-news...
Report: Nation's women fucking exhausted
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kate 👻🦭 @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
coming soooooon: kate makes more progress on a wip
The note was addressed directly to him again, just like it had been at every heist since the Patricia Emerald. And he’d been wrong about the Mackay Emerald, but she had taken something green: the Chalk Emerald, a 37.82 carat stone that had traveled from Colombia to India to Harry Winston to the Smithsonian and now to god knows where with La Renarde.

Her third emerald, Ben reflected. It seemed to be her favorite. Four months ago, she’d taken the Green Goddess peridot from the Field Museum in Chicago, and just last month she’d managed to waltz away with the Bulgari emerald and diamond pendant brooch that had once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor.
black and white photo by Alexey Menschikov: it's an overhead shot of people crossing a large-scale checkerboard. the effect makes you think it's a chess piece instead
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That woman stays committed to having the ugliest book covers ever lmao
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Random Books of Known Origin, Ph.D @randombks.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Claiming her legacy, Rey Niima (Skywalker) upends the dynamic of the vineyard – and the family. The summer after Luke's death is the most trying anyone can remember. Her fights with Ben Solo become the stuff of legend. - ‘The Widow Skywalker’ E, 2/4 #ReyloFakeIt archiveofourown.org/works/897426...
A row of vines staked in a vineyard against an overcast sky
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