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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unforch the majority of furniture still needs to be ordered in bc there was no stock in store BUT ☝️ a moment for the chair I scored from an antiques shop
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Mayor Mamdani, please help this fellow New Yorker get better public transport on the GC that actually includes inland suburbs. Also plz help us overthrow the GC mayor who was very happy to get a Tr*mp Tower here Mayor Mamdani, save us plz
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How I’m finding TLH trailer this morning (September, I’m ready 4 u to save me from August)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
His pinky edging closer to her inner thigh
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No Ben Swolo bingo to be had :(
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#reylofakeit
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Will this fic see the light of day by the deadline? Uncertain. But this song should tell u the whole plot anyways (*cough* ben yearns for 99% *cough*) youtu.be/MH6TJU0qWoY?...
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
morning affirmations looking a little different this week
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m screaming back at u w/ love
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I fear Rey might definitely be a bit of an asshole for this. #reylofakeit
Edit of a fake reddit post that says: 

AITA for pretending to date someone without them knowing? 

I (25F) inadvertently went along with a coworker’s assumption that I’m dating my grumpy weirdo colleague (35M). Word of that spread to others, and it somehow escalated to a point where I publicly asked him out for lunch in front of staff, and to make matters worse he seemed really, really happy about it. 

Now we keep lunching together, and he’s actually kind of sweet. I don’t know how to tell him that it’s only because everyone thinks we’re dating. AITA?
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
me & the security guard watching this live on the job. Had to contain ourselves at the front desk. Feels like poetic justice after DJT & fifa president bending the rules
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Shoot Your Shot | E | 1.8K | 1/3 A sapphic soccer #reylofic for the recent #quickiepride collection ❤️‍🔥 archiveofourown.org/works/872957... Be sure to check out the whole amazing collection: -> archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Maybe you need a distraction” AND ITS HOLDING HER HAND! So so lovely and wonderful 🥹
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Somehow only just found out about Neil the seal, who annually flops offshore and wreaks havoc on Hobart’s infrastructure in Tasmania.
Neil the Seal making a cute face; a cheeky little wink! Neil the Seal attempting to take home a traffic cone — an australian rite of passage.
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#reylofakeit #reylosss a one-sided fake dating + work romance AU (public libraries edition) 🫶🏻 📚
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#reyloww #quickiepride a sapphic soccer #reylofic Benni doesn’t play about her ‘low-grade sunday league’
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
mouse shifter Rey x Cinephile Ben. Updating his letterboxd while handfeeding her popcorn :)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m tired, blue. this was hell, this was horror.
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
he sure remembers an awful lot of detail about meeting his platonic friend/sometimes fake girlfriend for the first time #reylofakeit #reyloww
So yes, he saw her for the first time through that haze of smoke, perched on a concrete half-wall while staring up at the lights and open sky, unlit cigarette clamped between two fingers—but Ben knew that she spent most nights sleeping on his friend’s couch; that she tagged along on theme park dates as a single rider; that she was co-dependent on one-half of the engaged couple inside; and that—an assumption on his part—she was miserable about it. 

The engagement. 

And so he’d approached, committing her pale-yellow shift dress to memory while closing that distance. Even now, he remembers the way it floated off her as if a size too big; how it complimented her hair (a dark shade of brown he wanted to know in the sun; half-up-half-down, baby wisps flicking up at her hairline with a will of their own); how her hand bunched into the fabric at her knees when he asked if she needed a light. 

Her head had shifted his way, and from the look in her eye, she’d heard about him too: Poe’s shitty friend, who didn’t text back, and ignored most calls, and who was so often a no-show to these types of things. 

God, Ben remembers it all.
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No bc what even is the point of going to work if I don’t get to see my cows @ the world famous cow roundabout on my commute?
sad news report from the daily telegraph re: plans to develop over my fave cow paddock that is oddly immersed by a busy city roundaboutA pic of maps, showing a giant roundabout and a location marked ‘The World Famous Cow Roundabout’

It’s certainly not world famous, but it’s special to me :)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#reyloww #quickiepride Benni hates in the same intense way she holds the back line — aggressively, obsessively, tactically, even — for there is rhyme and reason in all the things she decides to hate. moodie + opening paragraph for my sapphic reylo au :) (it ain’t much, but it’s honest work 🙂‍↕️)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
can’t sleep bc brain is so, so inspired by the prospect of sapphic reylo. seeing them everywhere… the details are so clear :)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’m gonna be very cool, very chill about this turn of events (im barking rn, woof)
demure, shy Elijah Wood, looking very cute with his hands at his chin and a cheeky little smile
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s friday and i’m in love with this fic
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
oh hey, btw — this fic absolutely rocks and I think everyone should read it! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ok but what if Ben hires Clown!Rey as his support person for his redundancy meeting w/ HR? She’s just making balloon animals while they’re discussing his severance package
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
give you my wild (give you my child) | meetnoghosts new #reylofic wip & author has entered the chat w/ an apocalypse AU! Sadly couldn’t read all this 1st chap in my break, but v intrigued & love to see a new reylo! cw: pregnancy (assuming from summary below) archiveofourown.org/works/852884...
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
there’s an AU in everything if you look hard enough :)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
not a big milestone to many, but i was a late bloomer when it comes to tumblr so… ahahah… feeling the existentialism re: age of late :D
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
was kinda unintentionally serving rose tico realness while leaving work last night. Unforch i looked a disaster and did not radiate a cool vibe like KMT.
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
federal government actually going after property investors and limiting their tax breaks! #auspol
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
read from under the cork tree last night and im still thinking about them ✌️🥹 archiveofourown.org/works/65572054
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Have you edited the chapter date to today? I know when I add a chapter, it automatically sets it as the date when it was first published (pic below as an example)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
30+ fics from 7 people. I asked for snacks and was given a feast. reylo will never die.
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
the way he slips in his anecdotal ‘i used to be a boxer, so I know how to fall’ Capitalising off the shame of tripping on an onion after already getting a payout, what a guy
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
the ‘top 3 most outraged’ the people have been here 1. aus cricket team caught cheating w/ sandpaper 2. prime minister holidaying in Hawaii while half the country is on fire 3. the placement of onions on a bunnings sausage changes bc of 1 guy This onion thing is real serious stuff blue!
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
woke up and dreams were made. blessed to have reylos who plan while I sleep :)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Welcome friend. Our very own echo chamber:)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
gendrya core. like yes, he would lend his arm to be her bird perch (i am the only one still here at this restaurant, but that won’t shut me up abt them!)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
we must make haste and inform the masses
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
how I’m sleeping tonight knowing there’ll be Love Hypothesis footage waiting for me in the morning :)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Woke up to your comment yesterday and decided to lock tf in ❤️
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
yes!
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Liar, Liar | M | 4/7 A fake dating #reylofic feat: -> two (2) red-nosed clowns 🤡 -> mutual pining -> denial of feelings -> mistletoe as a plot device -> performative kissing (or is it 🧐) -> ANGST! -> a dash of UST -> Ben Solo aka Daddy Claus 🎅 archiveofourown.org/works/795609...
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
4k words in this chapter and it’s still not finished. I curse the God that made me such a yapper.
Hayao Miyazaki has had enough and is tired!
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
im irritated that it has ‘reading journal’ on it bc I personally like my diaries unlabelled, but other than that I’m v pleased w/ how cute it is. she thicc
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
friends, this book rlly fucking eats. I am so UP rn. Am supposed to be prepping for a job interview, but here we are. THE UST AND SOFT ANGST AND YEARNING AND TOUCH STARVEDNESS! They are so fucking horny for each other (and also just long for soft hand holding), but refuse to kiss!
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the book is back! Twas gone for 2 weeks, but not forgotten; long overdue, but still in my greedy paws have been reading all night and just got to part 2 which starts with the MMC PoV & we have a yearner 😼completely unraveling bc of his new secretary 🙂‍↕️ can rec so far w/ the dalzo stamp of approval
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s Record Store Day! April 18th is a beautiful day to head out and find your nearest independent record store! My most recent picks to add to the collection :)
Smashing Pumpkins siamese dream vinyl (classsicccc)badbadnotgood & ghostface killah | Sour Soul vinyl (jazz rap fusion excellence)Sam Fender | People Watching (not a single skip to be found) Donna Summer’s greatest hits ( feat the breakup ballad of all time, w/ the one and only Barbara)
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Dalzo @dalzo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
a sad #reylofic with a sprinkle of hope
She thinks about him sometimes. All the time. Him, and everyone else: Han, and Leia, and even Luke.

Skywalker, Rey calls herself now. The last Jedi. Maybe it’s for a sense of purpose, or belonging, or both. Maybe it’s to carry on a legacy she prefers over her own. Palpatine. That she dislikes, though Skywalker doesn’t seem to suit either.

Solo.

Yes, Solo makes the most sense. She’s alone now. Finn, Poe, and Rose – they’re off doing their own thing; their own part in reforming the Galaxy.

Rey isn’t much involved in that. Rey isn’t much involved in anything. She often spends her days hurdling through time and space, seeking something out.

A reason. A hope. A flicker of light to follow
The last one had come to her easily. It wavered and waned, threatened under the extension of a large, inviting palm, and the raw anger its owner brought out. But it kept burning. It kept her burning, refusing to back down even as the very air from her lungs expelled until they were dry, body cold and stiff.

Until Ben blew at the embers, fanning them back to flame. And his wide smile, and teary eyes, and the relief that palpitated down the bond turned it to a forest fire.

It should’ve kept roaring across the valleys of her lifetime, down each and every path travelled, with Ben at her side. He’d have made her a Solo. Not a Palpatine. Not a Skywalker.

But he slipped away from her touch, fading into the very air that snuffed out her light. And Rey couldn’t rediscover it – not in her friends, or her many journeys, or the beings she met along the way.

Only in him will she find it. And somewhere, somehow—there must be a way.
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