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@theagwrites.bsky.social
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 5h
In like 24 hours I will be arriving at a country I’ve never been to before, with no idea what to do and only the vaguest idea where to go according to an Airbnb address that @cactuspearpaper.bsky.social booked, in friends who let me travel princess we trust 🙏🏼
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so thrilled to partner with The Ripped Bodice in the preorder campaign for THIS SHATTERED TEMPEST! Order the last HURRICANE WARS book from them before its October 6th release and you’ll get a signed bookplate plus this utterly gorgeous Alaric/Talasyn art print by Neiakori ❤️
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love my readers tysm for coming out y’all!!! 🥹🫶🏼 P.S. Spot the Alaric/Talasyn bookmarks by @meetingyourmaker.bsky.social
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Vikings or whatever because I must now unfortunately have to support a sports 😭
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tov is reading rn 🦋🌒 @tovesaiko.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I finished #ThisShatteredTempest by @theagwrites.bsky.social and I'm gonna write something coherent soon, but this is how I feel about it:
A crying white cat memeA simply drawn character biting the ground with "ghgrgrrtrgrrrr[...]" in red on the white background. A photo of Jonah Hill waving his hands in excitementA still from The Office US showing Michael Scott tearing up
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
😤✊🏼
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
To be bullied is to be known 😔✊🏼
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“I would constantly crave his love, not knowing whether it would ever be returned to me, dwelling on the memories of this place in my nightmares. I would wait endlessly for a man who was never going to come.” What a finale 😭❤️
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s sending me how I’m such a dyed-in-the-wool social media girlie and his account is just like
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I got catcalled while out on my evening run, I was very shocked… I don’t even remember the last time that happened. I thought we’d gone past this as a society.
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was devouring my dinner (and first meal of the day) when the lovely girls at the next table asked if they could take a picture with me my darlings please I was like this:
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
… She’s right
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Proof of life* * = throwing in the towel on my manuscript revisions and leaving the house for the first time in five days to go get Japanese food
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Amazing how even eight years of lounging in air-conditioned rooms and being fed organic free-range pâté from a can three times a day could not stamp out The Instinct…
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Conventional wisdom: Leave turtles alone when they’re in their nesting box and never disturb them, they won’t lay their eggs if someone’s around My ten-year-old turtle who has only ever known me all her life: *completely ignores my presence and casually poops out eggs while I garden beside her*
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The previous homeowner left behind a gorgeous antique that would have been a shame to get rid of but was impractical for dining or coffee table or desk purposes. So I stuck some plants on there, let’s see if I can keep them alive 🥹
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My favorite scene was definitely the sirens, I just thought that whole sequence was so beautifully done. How you see them only as you would in dreams of a faraway shore… And the monologue!!! “It was the song of all the promises I failed to keep. And it told me I don't really want to go home.” 😫👌🏼
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Girl when the gates of Troy were flung open to reveal Agamemnon and the audience, including me, cheered… The aura was unmatched, I’m sorry to say 💀
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
POV: The sun is rising, the score is 0-0, it’s a weekday and you are no longer in your twenties
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Unfortunately I must support my team through thick and thin, win or lose, so waking up at the ass-crack of dawn for a third-place humiliation ritual here we go 😭✊🏼🇫🇷
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy 8th birthday, Darth Pancakes! You are a very spoiled cat with a bad temper and you spend every waking moment plotting my demise, but that’s okay because I love you! 🥰
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At least we all know that the third-place showdown memes will be UNMATCHED 😭
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The match hasn’t even started yet and these two countries are just screaming their national anthems at each other lmao I am sat 🍿
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
LET’S GO PENINSULAR WAR
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It tears through my head, does it haunt you too?
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
One step closer to an aesthetic kind of life
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What is a sibling group chat during World Cup season if not the occasional Peninsular War reference persevering
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I made this story for laughs but actually can someone who’s more fluent in cat please tell me what his body language is saying 🥹
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I shall name them Balerion and Meraxes and I shall get a third plant and name it Vhagar 🥰
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Please be very quiet she is Hunting
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This has been the most shocking and drama-filled month of my life I love the World Cup!!!
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Held a little housewarming party and Pancakes was Having None Of It
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What in the Treaty of Tordesillas
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“You were always the fracture inside me.” Have at it, my beloved UK readers!!! Manifesting for you all!!! 💖 www.netgalley.co.uk/catalog/book...
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Bought this place on the spot because I fell in love with what it could be 🫶🏼
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Anyway here’s my cat absolutely despising the new home I bought for him with my blood, sweat, and tears
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Went down to the hotel casino for the free-flowing coffee and the security guard blocked my path and hit me with the “Ma’am how old are you?” I was incredibly flattered, behold a legitimate under-21 y’all 😌❤️
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I kinda don’t even want to watch Mexico vs SoKor because this is a match between best friends and it was very cruel of FIFA 😔 However, the SK team are wearing floral hoodies over their lavender kits and it is the most Hongdae thing ever, I appreciate it 🤌🏼
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I asked my Canadian friend if she was watching the game and she said “No, did we lose again?” 😭
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Absentmindedly blurted out “I kinda fuck with Croatia’s playing style” half a second before Musa did That and now I think @sun-and-stars.bsky.social is never going to let me speak again
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Me: “I need to buy a dress for my friend’s wedding, this is her palette, which color should I go with?” Him: “You’d look so sexy in any of those 😍” Babes he did not actually answer the question but somehow he passed the test??
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“The stars guide me home to your heart.” One last Waterstones exclusive to cap off the HURRICANE WARS series 🥹🫶🏼 This beautiful sprayed-edge edition of THIS SHATTERED TEMPEST launches October 8th in the United Kingdom, but you can preorder it now at www.waterstones.com/book/this-sh... ✨
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I wanted to know if Ancient Roman streets were wide or narrow but I got autocorrected and the AI consequences were absolutely devastating
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
There’s a Threads post going viral about how it’s only ever Filipino nurses who can successfully find your vein on the first try and that is how I learned that, in most other countries, nursing students DON’T practice drawing blood and starting IV lines on one another 😭
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
All those days chasing down a daydream, all those years living in a blur… 💖
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Wasn’t really planning on shopping because I only brought a small suitcase but I had to represent the two defining aspects of my personality
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Me to my tired senior citizen parents: “The younger siblings and I are going shopping. Stay here at this cafe and we’ll come get you in an hour. Don’t go anywhere else. Don’t talk to strangers.” Mom and Dad: “Ok, Manang!” Me, internally: Oh how the turntables 😌
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
So there is now a random bar in Shinjuku that has my author signature on PH currency tacked to the wall 😌
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If she has no more fans left in the world then that means I’m dead
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thea 🦋 @theagwrites.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I am not above nerding out when it comes to my fave anime
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