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Auntie B, grammar sheriff

@baybelletrist.bsky.social
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putting the random in random access memory. she/her. Gen X. give me your tired, your poor, your huddled comma splices

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Racheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 21h
Your periodic reminder that the decision to pursue a professional ballet career happens at similar or earlier age to most youth gender affirming care and has significantly more lifetime impact on peer socialization, how the body looks and overall health than social transition and puberty blockers.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 1h
Hellooooo Ben Solo
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 15h
Between the union busting and the pay ratio of 6,666 to 1 between the CEO and the frontline workers, Starbucks is one of the worst out there. Union strong! Boycott Starbucks and ffs, if people are picketing, don’t fucking cross the lines.
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Cello is fundraising for The Trevor Project🦋 @altocello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I may not have been able to run a race this fall to celebrate my birthday, but I can run a fundraiser! Help me support @trevorproject.bsky.social in their efforts to prevent LGBTQIA+ suicide, & get a cute funny top w/a design by me! www.bonfire.com/barely-hangi...
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Barely Hanging On | Bonfire
supporting LGBTQIA+ youth. Help me support The Trevor Project in their mission to prevent LGBTQIA+ youth suicide, and get a cute, funny shirt with a message suitable ...
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bee 🍂🍄 spooky canon enjoyer @damerey.bsky.social · 19h
hi everyone, back again with open comms for gifsets, icons/headers for both tumblr & bluesky! we're out of food again, and I won't get anything in for a little while so any help / boosts are appreciated, thank you! #mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky ko-fi.com/nymlight/goa...
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Become a supporter of Tegan Hall today!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 15h
Unintentional accuracy, or librarian humor?
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😍😍😍
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welp. My library hold on TLH came up. And I read it. And “Ik hou van jou, Adam” has officially wrecked me. Well played, Ali Hazelwood. Well played.
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momo ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ 🧸 @crossingmomo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
May this October be good to you ✨ May this October be good to you ✨ May this October be good to you ✨ May this October be good to you ✨ May this October be good to you ✨ May this October be good to you ✨ May this October be good to you ✨ May this October be good to you ✨
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The soundtrack is literally setting my teeth on edge. I… do not think I am the target audience for this. 😳😳😳 Godspeed, all those who dig it.
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B'alith Tia | 7.56 spoilers @inmyleylines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love you fanfiction I love you drabbles I love you longfic I love you kinkmemes I love you character studies of NPCs with 5 lines of dialog I love you flash fiction I love you unfinished works I love you crackships taken seriously I love you fanfic writers. You're one of the pillars of fandom. 🖤
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Chrissi 🍉 @shesaidsarcasticly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#reylo #reylofic #reyloprompts
Film still from Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Two black and white images stacked vertically. The top shows a close up of Kylo Ren’s eyes looking down at Rey. The bottom shows a close up of Rey’s eyes looking up at him"Please," she whispers, the tears in her eyes reflecting the starlight coming in through the command bay windows.
Even without the bond, fear and desperation are written all over her.
"It's alright, sweetheart, I'll give you what you need," he murmurs softly, tenderly. "Once you give me what I want."
She engulfs him in the fire of her anger that he so adores.
"And just what is it that you want?" she grits, tiny fists balled up at her sides. Kylo half hopes she takes a swing at him. She's never more beautiful than when she's committing an act of violence.
"Don't play coy, Rey," he gives her a pitying look. "You. I want you, here, at my side where you belong.'
"I will never join the First Order " his little loth-cat hisses.
"Then you won't get the bacta tank you need so badly."
"Finn will die without it!" she storms closer, presumably trying to physically intimidate him. Absolutely precious.
He shrugs, unconcerned. "Probably. But you can save him, if only you agree to my terms."
"You're a monster."
«Yes, he agrees, cupping her cheek in a black gloved hand. "And there is nothing in this galaxy more ruthless than a monster in love."
Kylo feels as much as sees her break and it is all he can do not howl his triumph to the stars
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gal 🌿🛏️💚 @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...I spent way too much time on this and I have zero regrets. #reylo 📚🐁🦋💕
mockup of a newspaper front page: THE REYLO TIMES. special issue, September 2026. the main headline is THE RATS ARE WINNING, accompanied by an image of a white rat with pink hearts sketched below it. the other front page text includes: The Love Hypothesis, Olympus U: projects in Hollywood and 'audio fantasy' overrun. Ali Hazelwood announces Love Hypothesis sequel: The Two-Body Problem. Movie already in development.
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ProfessorRen @ms-professor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Despite using the Force to soften his fall, Ben knew his ribs and his leg were broken. He was sprawled helplessly on his back, staring up at the jagged gap where darkness was broken only by flashes of lightning. Fog crept along the rubble around him, and his breath was visible in the bitter cold.
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JunkyardJedi @junkyardjedi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still noodling, but for #ReyloGetStuffed, I am working on the following premise: Secret omega Rey has an unfortunate heat break-through and disrupts Friendsgiving. Hijinks ensue. #ReyloWW #Reylo
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CT | Hooked on Chthonics @kierqe.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
She rebels.
Chibi jyn erso from rogue one
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
omfg Captain Kirk coded shirt what is this i don’t even like IT IS THE COLOR
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NIC ALIVE AND WELL @honeyskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only difference between what is considered fan fiction and what is considered an adaptation is whether or not capital can exploit it. and I will be dead in a ditch before I analyze art through a capitalist lens
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
people really gonna say AI novels are "close enough" to the real thing when they gave me shit for eating boca burgers in the 90's
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💍a grown man's pinky ring💍 @ev3rmichelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's @altocello.bsky.social's birthday! Not only is Cello a brilliant and dedicated artist, but she's an incredible friend, movie pal & supporter of our fandom. Let's celebrate her, her talent, and her love of The Man™️by posting some of our favorite pieces of her art! Here are (some of) mine: xo
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Cello is fundraising for The Trevor Project🦋 @altocello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎂 reminder that my birthday fundraiser is still going! how you can help: ✨share this post to boost the signal! if you have the funds: ✨buy a top! there's shirts/sweatshirts or ✨donate to @trevorproject.bsky.social directly! thank you!
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This man is fiiiine (and so is the artist, damn)
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmaooo <3
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never say nothing of value ever comes from Tumblr.
Screenshot of a post with an image of the Millennium Falcon and text reading “Still fascinated by this behind the scenes GIF from Solo that really puts into perspective just how much damage Han and Chewie really did to the Millennium Falcon” with a reshare reading “The “The Milennium Falcon is often thought of as like this truly incredible vessel but it’s basically a tuned Honda civic with no front or rear bumper with all of the sound deadening removed”An image of an old junker of a pickup with its hood removed and major modifications to its engine with text reading “Our universe equivalent of the Millennium Falcon”Text post reading “Reminds me of one of my favorite Star Wars posts” with a screenshot reading “Han Solo showed up on Vader’s Death Star hours after Alderaan was destroyed. On his ship he carried: Vader’s son, Vader’s daughter, Vader’s astromech, the protocol droid Vader built as a kid, the Wookiee who saved Ahsoka’s life, and literal Obi-Wan Kenobi back from the dead.

“Vader must have been very ‘who in the Mustafar was that fucker in the best?!’

“Then something like a day later he sneaks up on Vader (one of the greatest pilots the galaxy has seen) in what is essentially a heavily modified 18-wheeler and shoots him in the ass.”

Hashtag 10/10 no notes
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Missy Opposes Fascism 🦋🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍂 @fangirling0nly.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Wrote an article over on Tumblr about modern heroines choosing the beast: www.tumblr.com/allgirlsarep... #StarWars #TheAcolyte #MyLadyJane
Osha faces the menacing helmeted Stranger, his ignited red lightsaber between them, in Episode 5 of The Acolyte
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My side of bacon at brunch yesterday came with two slices that obviously didn’t get separated before they went on the griddle. I picked them up and inspected them. “The two who are one,” I noted. It was a dyad in the pan. #reylo
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🧡🐕🧡ISLAtheMightyToyFoxTerrier 💛💙🌻🇺🇦🌻💙💛 📎📎 @truthseeker1983.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where is the guillotine? In Salem, Oregon, residents hauled a guillotine to a hearing on Verrus's $5.1B, 75-acre data center; company reps left early, saying they did not feel safe. 👇👇👇 aiweekly.co/alerts/verru...
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Verrus's $5.1B Salem data center meets a public guillotine | AI Weekly
A resident wheeled a guillotine on a trailer up to the Salem Public Library's Loucks Auditorium on July 27, and according to Gizmodo, that was the…
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too bad, so sad. Eat shit, Flock
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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C Hanna @chcowgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SPOT ON🎯💯👍
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It is a truth universally acknowledged (by anyone who knows me in person) that I can talk the hind leg off a donkey. My 2nd grade teacher called me “gregarious” on a progress report.
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jail! Jail for 1000 years! Peter Thiel is the asshole behind Palantir and a major force in the surveillance state. Fuck him.🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I started boycotting Starbucks almost a year ago. The only time I go there is when I have literally NO other option besides just going hungry. Any company where the CEO-frontline worker pay ratio is 1:6666 is a company that does not deserve anybody’s money. qz.com/starbucks-ce...
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Starbucks CEO pay ratio leads S&P 500 at 6,666 to 1
Brian Niccol's $97.8 million compensation dwarfs the median Starbucks employee's $14,674, but the gap looks different at every chain
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💜💜💜💜💜
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s such a vibe in clothes Um, I mean. In any color. Yes (Also without a shirt okay)
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Once again channeling the hot dad energy. The dry sense of humor!
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Rose is like, you’re both wrong. Spatchcock that beast and roast it with lemongrass or shut the fuck up
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Maia @meetingyourmaker.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
A Jedi With Two Shadows
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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amp @kyloremus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i keep looking for some comms or whatever you might have for me to reach my goal :) just need to raise around $42 more to get my pills, the rest is for food and even though i am hungry it doesn’t matter that much atm anything is enough, and a RT helps me a lot too! ko-fi.com/kyloremusss/...
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Support amp
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
loooooooooool
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MY LIBRARY HOLD ON TLH HAS COME UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a personal rule: Don’t send the fanfic to the actors. Don’t. Do not. If they want to look for it, awesome. If their siblings decide to be little shits and do it, okay then. But we don’t write it for them, we write it for us. Don’t cross the streams, y’all. ESPECIALLY RPF, holy shit.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
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Auntie B, grammar sheriff @baybelletrist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
👀 #Reylo
A sticker depicting a hardback book with a purple cover, two red roses, and a stylized cartoon skull. A banner reading “most likely to be reading dark romance“ is wrapped around the book 
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