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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free)

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Lifetime #UtahJazz fan 👍🎷😢 Mid-life dad, software engineer. I rarely proofread. I make more typos than most other extremely fat fingered folks. Mostly bad sports takes #TakeNote #RSL #RSLTID #TusksUp

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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 32m
Two very satisfying Utah Mammoth wins to inaugurate my new hockey fandom 😂 #Homer 🤷‍♂️ #TusksUp
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Jarom Moore @jarommoore.bsky.social · 36m
It’s two games in, but you can’t script two betters games for the Mammoth. Just oppressive power plays. Great defense. 29 shots in two games or whatever. #tusksup
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A Utah Man Am I @kimmgaillard.bsky.social · 36m
Mammoth win!Mammoth win! Mammoth win! 🦣🦣🦣🦣 #TusksUp
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 45m
Mammoth may not lose again 😜🤞
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 46m
😱 Utah Mammoth gonna score on every power play 😂😂😂😂 4-1 #TusksUp
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 55m
Utah Mammoths power play conversion >>>>>> Columbus Blue Jackets #TusksUp
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 59m
Blue Jackets still putting the pressure on the Mammoth. Power play the other way 😱
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 1h
Feeling better about Utah’s win chances after that goal from Dylan Guenther. Power plays 🤩 3-1 #TusksUp
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 1h
I was enjoying my takeout too much to notice that Columbus looked a lot more lively during that period. Pour it on in the 3rd #TusksUp
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 2h
It’s kinda crazy to me thinking about the parallels (my limited hockey knowledge not withstanding) between the current Utah Mammoth and Jazz teams. Building franchises with skilled youngsters on the verge of a breakout season. Mammoths are killing it in Columbus 👀 #TusksUp
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 2h
Okay, the Mammoth may just be a good hockey club 😉
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 2h
Warning: Stopping watching the Mammoth game to order food for your family may result in you looking up to notice they scored a goal while you were focusing on stuffing your face. 😂 #TusksUp
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Las Vegas gets that NBA team, and the Raiders win their next game, I’m going to embrace fantastic conspiracy theories that the Las Vegas Royale Flushes are in the NBA finals next season 😂
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t wait for Sunday #TakeNoteIsBack 🙏
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay. This one is probably over. Good response from Fever after that first drubbing in Vegas. Just not gonna be enough this time. Now I’m rooting for Vegas (as it were 😂 or NY.)
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Halloween costume idea
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feels like it’s gonna take me 30 minutes to watch the last two minutes of Fever/Aces 😂
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay time to watch the end of Fever-Aces on a shitty YouTube feed 🏀
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kelcie Mitchell is the best Mitchell at hoops 😉
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean: Chicago owes Utah all the wins. 😂 Mammoth up 5-0 now 😅
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I needed this knowledge 😂 Never too high, never too low 😂
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently, A’ja Wilson is scoring all the points (according to stats 😂 🐐)
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My gawd! Mammoth are serious this season #TusksUp #GoalFest
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow! Probably a good move 😂
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As a newbie hockey fan, I’m certainly an amateur, but the Mammoth seem like they are really good 😂 #TusksUp #Homer
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man, Mammoth putting a lot of pressure on Chicago. Soon?
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Where in the hell do I watch Indiana vs Vegas? 😂 (I’ve just been watching WNBA highlights all season 😊)
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#TusksUp indeed!
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have nothing to say…I meant I could…it wouldn’t matter…so why waste bandwidth and a minuscule amount of data storage…also…oops 😂
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Cody Williams era of the Utah Jazz is over.
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Passing through a DJT-free zone! 😎
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Today, Bigfoot ordained my two sons to declare that beef jerky is greater than granola bars.
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Watching the game after the fact. Darryn moving well. He just forgot how to shoot somehow. 🤷‍♂️ Weird anomaly. We know DP is a marksman. 🎯 😂 Bro must be tired.
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I may just watch later so I can fast forward 😆
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I know it’s just the Summer League Jazz but this is rough to watch 😅
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is this my last chance to see Darryn Peterson play until October?
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The only reason I’m watching this game is DP. But he hasn’t been great in Las Vegas. Probably time to go fold some laundry or something.
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Watched a company update today that I missed when I was vacationing in Bryce Canyon this week. Found out that the company I work for is an official partner of the Utah Jazz which is kinda awesome!
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
So, Summer League again
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Darryn Peterson >>> Ace Bailey >>> Cody Williams
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This feels familiar. Jazz summer leaguers look undefeateable (yes, that’s probably a word 😂) and then get their asses kicked in Vegas.
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I hate losing to LA teams. Even in Summer League 😂
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Cody Williams plays better in SLC apparently. I probably need to watch more if this game but it’s making me wonder if my earlier praises may have been somewhat premature
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Too bad. Utah finding out about home court advantage 😂
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wizards getting the better of the Jazz tonight. 😆 I wanna know: Where’s Ace Bailey and has Peterson ever shot another airball.
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Quiet in the Huntsman Center tonight. Fans know none of these guys are gonna be on the roster except maybe Hinson. Who else is playing for Summer League? 🤔
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is fantastic news. I need to pack for my camping trip and I’ll watch the damned game if any one of them play 😂 (glad the campsite has free WiFi 😂 for Thursday!)
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey! I endured watching Kobe squash Utah’s late season deep playoffs run for years. We deserve to have Kobe on our side this time 😂 #CantonKobe #MambaMentality 🐍 #TakeNote
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Every doubt I had about Darryn Peterson has been squashed in two summer league games. Is #DarrynMania about to start in #Utah ? are we already there?! 😂 #TakeNote
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Jazzazzin’ (Now 💯 % Musk-free) @jazzazzin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sicko mode downgraded to X2. Good night Jazz fans 🙌
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