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[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft?
[JACK SMITH]: Correct
[SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods!
[SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.
![[Top: 1990s Sailor Moon's Usagi holding a floppy disk.]
"I'll just warn you now. I don't know how to use a computer."
[Bottom: 2014 Sailor Moon Crystal's Usagi typing on a laptop.]
"I should tell you, I still don't know how to use a computer."
bitchesaloud on tumblr: "it's been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreih6ix2hdtmmorktulnqqz47dsnjm2bkqban3333vuc2amxgydsvcy)
!["I'm not robbing you for cash buddy"
[Photo of the door of a white Krispy Kreme delivery van. A red octagonal sticker near the window reads "NO CASH ON BOARD Just Fresh Doughnuts". Watermarked @tank.sinatra.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreifoqlydbcgalr4mg6d436o4sggt7mcv42pomnpaqq52tlqfe6upnq)
